I come from a near future, specifically November 2017. Ask me anything. Lots of shit happened with Trump

I come from a near future, specifically November 2017. Ask me anything. Lots of shit happened with Trump.

what are the five biggest events that happen between now and November

lol u tk him 2 da bar?

Does trump disclose any sort of "other worldly" tech?

What are the winning lottery numbers? How many times do I poop my pants in the next 9 months.

Trump's impeachment, Pence's suicide.
Mattis becoming a dictator and taking control of the US going to some sort of cold war with Russia. We are hopeful war won't happen.

yes

0 times for poop. I don't know the lottery numbers, I didn't memorize them before getting into this experimental consciousness time teleportation. Sorry.

Did you get cucked?
Did Chile get cucked?

>I come from a near future,
You come from an asylum.
But you get partial credit because "it is your future".
options sage

Nothing really happened. Venezuela was the only cucked country, invaded by Trump in May, but after he was impeached the troops were removed. It was NOT a war, just some kind of political bullshit. Lots of immigrants from Venezuela flooded Argentina, Chile and Uruguay. Uruguay closed borders. The rest were cucked.

Everything else was business as usual.

When is trump Impeached?
Why did Pence commit sudoku?
Is Sup Forums still relevant?

Does he take a bullet?
Please say no. . .

Trump was impeached in July, around 10 or something. FBI guy had a call between Trump and some random russian minister about business before the election and that snowballed into a lot of social shit.

Pence was involved in a literal child molesting scandal. It was not even confirmed but I guess after Trump's thing he just went nuts.

Sup Forums was great until US pulled the plug on the submarine internet cables things. We kept some South american-Europe network infrastructure but it was shit. More than 3/4 of the internet was not working anymore.

No, he was smug until what I saw. He kept blaming the media and even the russians.
He "retired" to Hawaii. He was also divorced.

But no bullets.

What happens to South Korea?

Is OP a faggot?

>FBI guy had a call between Trump and some random russian minister about business before the election and that snowballed into a lot of social shit.
So you're telling me that you *somehow* remember the particular event that started the snowball into Trump's impeachment but not the actual last moments of his presidency?
Worst larper I have seen yet. Apply yourself.

>trusting an arggie
>trusting an arggie from future

Sup Forums is fucking retarded

Not even remotely believable . LARP better

They unironically joined forces with NK, China and Iran.

I haven't seem bait this shit since I went fishing with my Grandad

Who's in the World Series? Who wins and score?

What is your favorite D&D class?

I'm not from USA. How the hell should i know

What the fuck ever. World Cup. That's a thing right?

>experimental consciousness time teleportation

Not in 2017.

lol wtf I have relatives there
Do people on South Korea die? What happens to Japan and the relationship between Japan and South Korea?

An also why do they join forces?

I don't think so. They ally with NK but war didn't happen back then. We were just waiting for the whole thing to explode.

Invented by a talented scientific at the CONICET. It's pretty cool actually even though I'm gonna "die" soon.

President Mattis wanted war with Russia and China.

China gathered some allies. Russia some too. But they are not allied together, at least until November.

NATO is disbanded during October.

Lol top fucking Kek
Does Saudi Arabia run out of oil?

>CONICET
What would happen if I sabotage the experiment? Do you die?
Or if they're are multiple timelines, why don't you spaz out and kill everyone with so repercussions in your own timeline?

Will Macri win the legislative elections?

Also what the fuck happens to Japan?

holy shit. if this is real, this is fucking huge lads. why does pence kill himself? was it an orchestrated false flag? does the US support pres mattis? can you give us any more proof user?

I don't have a physical body retard

Yes

They join forces with Japan. They had this new kind of fusion kind of fuel. I don't know the specifics since USA was literally in the dark for the last 3 months. We just hear rumors. People care more about building gigantic shelters preparing for a nuclear holocaust.

IMO nothing will happen.

>I don't have a physical body retard
Are you inside the internet?
How are you typing right now without a body?

Is Libshit California going to be fucked? If not will there be WW3?

Whatever mind. Whatever I say you won't believe.

Basically CONICET invented this device that theoretically allowed to connect to an AS400 server located in a very old building called the Archive. The server was up and running for ages long before this experiment just to send a consciousness in form of bits.

I don't really understand it, but either it worked or this is a really fucked up dream lmao

>President Mattis
>not Mein Master Mattis
Come on now son

Was Vault 7 just a ruse?

/x/ is down the hall and to the right.

>I don't really understand it, but either it worked or this is a really fucked up dream lmao
Why were you chosen if you have no technical knowledge to report back at the end of the experiment?

Answer my question senpai

a lot of people decided to donate their brains to science. I'm one of them. I know it was suicide but it was unique and it was worth it. The things I've felt are incredible and impossible to describe.

Now I'm just shitposting before I disappear forever. It was a good life.

Duubs say yis

So you ARE an upload? I don't understand.

Stop roleplaying and tell me what happens to Cuckifornia and if ww3 happens

Actually the bits are saved in waves, something related to sound. Nazis experimented with this and Peron bought this technology back then, in exchange for asylum for Hitler and some other fellas.

There's a person doing a wave transcriptions of the bits.

ive been saying we are in a cold war, retard faggot face

i don't know anything about california, sorry

Pizzagate. Explain what has happened.

Any Aussie news.

Yeah but is it likely the cold war would lead to ww3?

>There's a person doing a wave transcriptions of the bits.
What do you mean? What is your 'experience' right now?

since you're saying "we", is Argentina in a cold war too?

YES, i'm skeptical of humanity being that stupid but there's like a 50-50 chances of going for a full nuclear war

It feels like a dream. Things are like... symbolic? Some things I know, but I have no notion of space. I remember what I was told in the briefing before I was put down.

When the risk is global nuclear holocaust, i'd say yes

PIZZAGATE. EXPLAIN.

Can you manipulate the internet in a way which is unique to your condition?

How am I supposed to do this. I'm just information stored in a machine. Are you mentally handicapped?

Nothing happened dude. Stop.

Screencap and tweet it to trump so this mistake doesn't happen again.

secretary of defense isnt even next in line

>How am I supposed to do this. I'm just information stored in a machine.
When will they delete you?

Is it likely that China is going to be the number one world superpower in 10 years or is it already a number one superpower?

He already had a deal with the Pentagon and the CIA, army followed. He was not elected president.

I come from 2017 stupid idiot. Learn to read.

They won't. The bits will just stop coming through eventually. I guess all the wave recordings are going to be saved, but that doesn't mean my consciousness will be there. Maybe I will be copied? I still know and accepted the cease of my existence.

What role does Israel have in the Cold War?

How does the time travel part work, how does a server time travel?

What happens if I annoy the shit out of you? Do you malfunction?

what I meant is that by 2017 is China richer than the US?

Are you stupid?

Not scientist, I don't understand. It's pretty complicated shit about how light can be used as a wave instead of particles to "shoot" a lot of photos through different particle accelerators and let them become waves. I dunno bra.

What the briefing dude said was that it was like, you have to target a specific point of time, how do you find it? Easy, you just shoot the waves in all directions and expect there's some receptor. and there was one built years ago by this shady old nazi project that was acquired and restored 20 years ago by some argentinian scientists.

I just want to annoy you see what happens

what happens to canada

What happens to Apple and Samsung?

no such thing as interdimensional internet bullying, i don't give a single fuck lol

That actually makes sense.

Thanks for you time. You don't sleep right? Don't leave.

Do catgirls become real?

>"bullying"

Yeah no this is some bullshit. LARPing faggot.

Does Taylor Swift drop a new album this year?

what happens to Microsoft?

I'm not fucking Yahoo Finances

The gets that this asshole is pulling.