Post comedians who Trump should get for the Correspondents Dinner

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>David Spade
>commedian

Riiiiiiight

Only respectable thing to do would be to cancel it.

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It's not Trumps decision. Hell, Trump doesn't even have to be invited.

Chris Farley

>invites Obama
>spends the entire night roasting him

Everyobe hates on dave. But he did 5 years on snl, has been in ljje 20 movies, and has been wilfully employed every year of his adult life.

he should get kramer to call obama a nigger

Lol, he's married to a former Playboy bunny.

There's only one real choice...

beat me to it

Maybe bring alex jones as well

if only

youtube.com/watch?v=d5kpXhq5nHM

Norm Macdonald

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Filthy Frank

Has to be. Has to.

David Spade is a 52 year old manlet who still cruises high school football games for blowjobs from the band girls' younger sisters.

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I hear she's available.

And that makes him funny?

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his standup on jewflix was pretty good

lmao

The most red pilled comedian

spoiler that shit, for chrissakes!

He brought some pretty good Twitter bantz during and post election.

I'd go for it if he'd stop fucking mumbling. It's not like he didn't do it back in the day, but he either forgot how to or lost the ability to project.

He's got game for a manlet.

Get Alex Jones to just lecture to the ones that show up.

Trump should skip it.

He can talk about his time on Celebrity Apprentice

Tosh?

Jerry Sadowitz.

seinfeld

he'd prob show up in a roadster with his family

Trump shouldn't go.

>would pay to watch

wtf i love david spade now

what a fucking alpha

Fallon?

I mean Fallon got some shit for even having Trump on his show. Would be a nice gesture to Jimmy and he's about the only fuck I can stand on late night TV.

You guys arent thinking outside the box ebough. He shoukd have illegal immigrants come and make all the "correspondents" get up and watch while they eat their food. Or have a shit ton of muslims flood into the place and start praying to mecca for the entirety of the event, forcong them to be silent and respectful of their culture. Give me more of these types of ideas.

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Norm.

Shame Patrice is dead, what I would have given to see him up at the dias calling obama a nigger. Peoples heads would have exploded.

Not sure Norm would be capable of MCing the entire night.

Bill Burr could work, possibly sharing duties with Norm?

Seinfeld could be a decent choice desu, seen numerous articles about how sick of PC culture he is, and like him or hate him he's one of the best clean comics around. 'What's the deal with presidents?'

Milo would have to be *the* choice for MCing in my opinion, in terms of generating butthurt.

i agree

they tried to get him fired

he even tried to semi redeem himself with the hair thing

the was extremely civil and respective of hillary

they still wanted to hang the guy though

im not saying he isnt a weasel but we needed someone slippery at that point

>gets to the podium
>fbi agents immediately arrest her
>thrown in prison for incest and child molestation
>funniest thing to happen at a correspondence dinner since the founding of the country

Transgender pageant

Pretty alpha really

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Yessssss

Hire a bunch of comedians who hate him and cook up a bunch of articles of how hateful and offensive their bits are before they even speak.

I think Seinfeld could do a decent bit at how fucking bizarre it is as a New Yorker to think of Trump as president and have it come off as respectful.

i'd still smash...

ok dave

joe dirt was kino

Have a Russian comedian come do an entire comedy routine in his native language. Also, invite Putin.

CQ is the greatest living comedian and easily in the top 10 of all time. Plus, he's center right and well-read.

Have Larry the Cable Guy make fart jokes for an entire hour.

Its going to be the black dinner

nice line up

patrice to break the ice
and get the controversies out of the way

bill hosting and norm as co host

seinfeld as middle act with some tasteful and comical jokes to make us all feel comfy

then we let out milo for the closing act to stir it up again and trigger some people lol

Bill Burr.

i agree

Notorious Aryan supremacist Steven Crowder

Collin quinn and Norm macDonald

Reee

wrong image

kek

It's going to be Tim Allen. Allen is mostly a neocon, but he went ahead and supported Trump after he got nominated, and attend several inauguration balls and spoke out in favor of him at them.

Who is she?

I think Bill Burr could do it because he's flexible enough to make people laugh without only being TRUMP SUCKS TRUMP SUCKS TRUMP SUCKS TRUMPS SUCKS

I guarantee he could get up there and give a mix or pro/con Trump jokes that would bring teh luls from all.

>Canadian

Actually, I take that back. What was I thinking, of course it will be Milo

When you get right down to it, Trump's inauguration speech roasted the shit out of Obama.

Yeah but he is just not fucking funny. Comedy is largely subjective but when I watch David Spade in any of his movies or SNL shit he's jsut annoying.

He can shit all over the press for both him and Trump.

There's only one right answer and that answer is Norm MacDonald.

Really didn't know any of that about Allen other than being a conservative.

Could be a good choice.

Has he done much recent stuff, and if so how has he been?

i was thinking him for MC

check out 'Last man standing'

The drama between Trump and Obama will be the stuff of legends. Obama roasted and humiliated him at one of these, and invited Seth Myers who roasted Trump again for a few jokes. Obama even did the Jimmy Kimmel sketch saying Trump wouldn't win just weeks before he did. Trump took it so personally that he ran for President to get revenge.

also, I'd tonguepunch Arya's hotbox

Honestly this choice would be very likely. It is going to be someone Trump knows and who is a true believer. It can't be someone on the fence. Norm MacDonald is also great. Of course Sam Hyde would be interesting but I do not think that is going to happen until 2024.

you mean fame and wealth

This. That guy has been trolling feminists before it was cool.
youtube.com/watch?v=3sb09fPKLoc

He's much more subtle and witty about it than people are these days too.

Man, SNL used to be good before it became absolute propaganda

Norm has repeatedly said trump is Hitler, evil, ruining the country. He hates him.

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>Correspondents Dinner

There have been calls in recent years to end the circus most notabely by former NBC Nightly News host "Tom Brokaw" because of the celebrity special guests.

Things when downhill after 2006 or 07 when Stephen Cuckbert roasted George Bush. Since then there were attempted out do Cuckbert.

Since Trump got elected there are reports some "journalists" decided not to go this year.

I was going to post a bunch of links but there are too many featuring articles too long about celebrity journalism.

However here is one featuring our friend Mr Leibowitz:

thehill.com/blogs/in-the-know/in-the-know/319328-jon-stewart-defends-attending-trump-dinner

Sure

Nick di paolo

Not that I've seen.
salon.com/2016/12/29/norm-macdonald-explains-why-he-thought-donald-trump-would-win-nobody-asked-if-hes-voting-for-a-demon-says-yes/

Read past the headline.
This is the worst thing I've seen him say, and it's a very middle ground approach.

>Norm has repeatedly said trump is Hitler, evil, ruining the country.

Link? because that's the exact opposite of what he was saying before the election. He made it clear that he didn't want Trump to be president but he was a Canadian any way so he's thoughts didn't matter AND that there is a lot of unwarranted alarmist crying associated with Trump.

vulture.com/2016/09/norm-macdonald-book-snl.html

>named the jews
Ah, that's why he got kicked off SNL.

Bring on the Jews.

That last joke is a gem, three punchlines in a row all getting a great reaction.

How to we meme this into reality?

Tosh cucked out hard. Louis CK tier.

My normie friends wanted to watch one of his specials and they were like "fuck this, turn it off" after he started in on his fuck white people nonsense.

Great redpill opportunity though.

if only patrice were alive, he would've been the best pick, not to mention the biggest trump supporter

Chappelle

Don't compare Quasimodo to her. That's an insult to Quasimodo.

Bill burr is red pilled af

Bill Jones

Would also be an interesting choice.

It's a shame I can't think of any good Mexican comedians who might not hate Trump's guts.

Imagine an Hispanic female trump supporter hosting the evening. So many panties would be a twisting.