>tfw went to Church and got told to fuck off
Tfw went to Church and got told to fuck off
Cooper Johnson
Ryan Barnes
>go to church
>people have this menacing look upon attending mass
Eli Bennett
lol
Carter Reed
>go to church
>people tell me I'd feel more comfortable going to the black church down the street
>I'm not even black
Joseph Bennett
r u kdding!
Dylan Miller
don't kid yourself
Alexander Flores
Soooooo how did you fuck up?
Liam Johnson
>be me
>feeling lost, needing guidance in life
>decide to seek out church
>go into nearest local church
>tell them my name and my story
>Bao Kwan Djai Jan Ha Shin Ho?
>its a fucking gook baptist church
>get the fuck out of there
>go home and fap
>cry
>cut myself
>call myself a shitskinned nigger while looking in the mirror
>remember I forgot to take my mood stabilizers
>kill myself instead
Camden White
Either pussified Anglican or some fucktard non-denom, am I right?
Juan James
Did you forget to shower?
Jace Jackson
you're not allowed to say cunt in church man
Justin Reyes
the banter really never stops there does it
Matthew Smith
>tfw girl at church break up with you, can't worship god any more
Parker Walker
>thinking that modern church is anything but a kike owned concentration camp for any lingering christians in the world
you dont need a church to have faith
Christopher Nguyen
depends what church, you might not look pedo enough. Try a pedoswirl tattoo on your cheek.
Cooper Wood
>you dont need a church to have faith
Nice try...
You're not Christian if you don't go to Church at least once in the week.
Also you people will never feel the true warm of Christianity by going to Protestant Church's
Grayson Young
My repeating numbers say all protestants burn in hell
Parker Brown
Fucking kek.
Leo Turner
what did you do? were they pro-refugees?
Levi Perez
they weren't open to biracial peoples. its okay talcom x, you aren't alone.
Caleb Evans
most churches these days are becoming private
people want to conduct their dress up fashion competitions in peace
Xavier Long
finally at peace. i admire your courage.
Brody Richardson
lmao
Brayden Carter
lmao
Grayson Gonzalez
Last time I tried that, Reverend Smith recognized me and punched me in the nose.
Kevin Thompson
lmfao
Dylan Ward
lmfao
Henry Rogers
lol
Jaxson Green
lmao
Elijah Carter
lmao
Logan James
lol
Luke Rogers
lmfao
Wyatt James
lmfao
Joseph Watson
lmfao
Caleb Bailey
hey pal that was actually pretty funny "lmfao" as they say
Henry James
lol
Jaxon Hall
lol
Cameron Cook
lmfao
Aaron Rodriguez
lol
Xavier Watson
lmao
Charles Johnson
lmfao
Aiden Moore
lmfao
Jordan Nguyen
>Tfw you get a chance to fuck a girl and she starts bleeding out her pussy and you try to stick it in but she says it hurts and can't do it
Daniel Wright
lmao
Cooper Adams
lmao
Nolan Anderson
lmao
Hunter Harris
L M A O
Dominic Price
lmao
Dominic Williams
lmao
Juan Davis
Isn't "fuck off" the Aussie version of "amen" or "allah akbar" ?
Gabriel Cox
Did you bring your poxy? Is that why?
Logan Powell
lol
Ethan Diaz
Roflmaolgbt
John Thompson
OP walked into this birds church.
Brayden Taylor
>t. J-Roc
Dominic Rivera
Mine say the only folk who wind up in a hell are those that wish one on other people.
Nathaniel Peterson
If pic related is you they probably figured you're a wigger and would rather not deal with your degeneracy.
Gavin Richardson
Watch out for the gooks, they have a lot of cults. I got approached by one called god the mother last week and they wont stop calling
Help
Connor Wood
>went to church
Eli Kelly
its sad but true
>But I say unto you, That whosoever is angry with his brother without a cause shall be in danger of the judgment: and whosoever shall say to his brother, Raca, shall be in danger of the council: but whosoever shall say, Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell fire.
Asher Martin
Heh if you don't drop a 20 in the plate they'll slash your tires if you try to attend again. Churches are businesses that rely on tipping user.