You have 15 seconds to justify why you don't do no-fap

You have 15 seconds to justify why you don't do no-fap.

Pro-tip: you can't

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enjoy your prostate cancer

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I had a bad experience with it

Because it's fucking pointless if all I'm going to do is shit around online.

if you dont get nocturnal emissions, pretty much this

your body kicks in after a while and does it for you

>hurrdurr what are wet dreams

also BTFO by Dr John

youtube.com/watch?v=lZqu6bQwUY4

start looking at weird porn when i get too horny

I just don't have the willpower to be like that 24/7.

After a couple days my thought pattern devolves into thinking about it too often.

I could go the ascetic path, but that's a bit heavy when you're married and lead sedentary occupations. Need an outlet sometimes.

If you want to force yourself to exercise a lot (if you have the time for it), it's a good path to take.

The real problem is porn, but masturbation is an enabler that tempts one to look up porn, when you have only dealt with fantasies.

I tried to do a No Fap February but I started to get really anxious and horny as fuck around the 11th day and ended up fapping on the 13th. I've only done a No Fap September in 2015 (tried failed last year). Please give advice sempai.

LOL (((nofap))) is a pointless endeavor with absolutely zero benefits

why, my peenus weanus of course :)

hahah :D

it's my weeeeeenus peanus! :)

ITT: You have 15 seconds to justify why you don't do no-fap. - my answer is, of course, my peanus weenus :D

hahaha!

I fucking hate myself for giggling at this stupid shit

I try I make it like 1 - 3 weeks but then i just like relapse hard, I know whittle i'm watching porn thats its bad but its like a physical addiction my body does its thing and my mind just shuts off. I need something to boost my will power

no fap does nothing for testosterone fool. theres a peak after 3 days but is negligible & goes back no LT benefits.

Nigga I go to the gym four times a week I can fap as much as I want

I have a gf.
Feels good

It's a placebo to distract you from the problems caused by you, that you don't want to acknowledge for numerous reasons so you'd rather come up with an entire fake spectacle that'll fix nothing and you'll still be a worthless sack of shit.

Just keeping it real.

im weak i gotta fap to woman :(

the spirit is willing but the body is weak
i can definitely tell a difference between when i fap every day and when i fap once a week.
everyday fapping makes me more prone to injuring during working out and jogging. my bones and joints feel weaker

It's been a while

I stopped watching porn for 6 months.

I think it has increased my attention span massively and I spend more time on productive and educational hobbies. I'm able to stick at something for longer rather than just play vidya.

>You have 15 seconds to justify why you don't do no-fap.
- averts prostate cancer
- don't want pent up testosterone
- nothing wrong with porn in moderation
- relaxing
- refreshing
- helps sleep / napping
- traps love doing it mutually

I agree 100%

>zero benefits

Increase testosterone, more spare time, more motivation to go out and get laid not benefits eh? Here's your (You)

Ok

(You)

>M-m-maybe if I g-go to the g-gym girls will approach me!!!

You can literally apply half of those to weed but that's still degenerate-tier according to pretty much all this board

What was your bad experience? I made it 90 days, and at the end I swear I was seeing a kind of double, mentally. I have no way to describe it. But it went away when I finally fapped. God I did so many pushups :). And the sight of scantily-clad women were hard to bear.

When will this meme die. People need to copypasta this every time this fucking comment gets made:

The argument of masturbation being a healthy act to prevent prostate cancer is an example of the ends justifying the means. Masturbation is not necessary for prostate health; men should take care of their bodies by exercise and a healthy diet. The fact is that reducing red meat in one’s diet is the best way to reduce the occurrence of prostate cancer. Men can always get married to engage in sexual relations with their wives as well. The red herring in their argument is that young men in their 20's and 30's are not at risk for prostate cancer; hence, masturbation is not a necessary (even if it were a true) preventative measure against prostate cancer. Masturbating in your 20's will not prevent prostate cancer that only effects men in their 50's and older.

Tl;dr get a gf if you really worry that prostate cancer is going to kill you, which it wont. Stop masturbating and stop watching porn.

> M-m-maybe if I g-go to the g-gym girls will approach me!!!

Not far off. You do project more of an aura - girls looked at me more, I'm convinced.

Testosterone started making me agitated with people in ways I couldn't always control.

It has it's uses, but it's not safe for everyone to build up.

Is there any real evidence that fapping lowers your test levels?

Not bro-science.

because the effects on t are subtle at best, and probably non-existent.

masturbation releases stress and frees you from making bad decisions because of horniness.

masturbation-shame of all forms is basically a jew-woman plot to keep you enslaved. why do you think relgitards hate it so much?

>Fap constantly
>Find giant cumshots hot as fuck
>Now limit myself to 1 fap a week to have huge loads
God damn I feel like such a degenerate

on SSNRI's and can't reach climax easily.

Shuts you down at 90% REEEEEE

Well does no-fap help get a gf?

yes it does.

I did it for a little over three weeks. I caved and haven't felt right psychologically ever since. I feel really beta like non-assertive, I'm not getting angry when I feel it's appropriate, I don't feel drive for the things I usually do. I just feel dull overall. This has been going on for the last couple of weeks.

Just don't do it

This post is a steaming pile of garbage.
Bro science and retardation galore.

I fap at least twice a day, did so since I was 12.

I am 27 now.

I feel like I have no more testosterone, but I feel that I have ascended the need for it.

Yes, I feel weak and constantly feel fatigued, but I find that having absolutely no social life allows me to focus on things more important.....like feeling comfortable.

I dont plan to live long anyways.

>I dont plan to live long anyways
You're not going to kill yourself are you Wong?

Kissless, dateless, fapless 19-year-old virgin here. How can I achieve true wizardry?

What's the difference between fapping once a day and having sex once a day

>M-m-maybe if I g-go to the g-gym girls will approach me!!!
They surely do. But how would you know if your best attempt at increasing your test was your useless no-fap. You gotta make some effort.

>You're not going to kill yourself are you Wong?

no im not, I am not selfish. I still care about my family enough to not just take my life.

I plan to just live my life as comfortable as I can, I don't want to strive for any greatness or want to compete with other people, I just want to cacoon myself from the world and leave others alone.

>Kissless, dateless, fapless 19-year-old virgin here. How can I achieve true wizardry?

You achieve true wizardry by not feeling strife with it. You dont feel angry, shame, guilt or sadness about it all. You just simply be and let others be.

>you have an arbitrary number of seconds to explain why you're not doing something unnatural
>protip: op is a faggot

>tfw low test

>I agree 100%
Because you have no self control.
Porn desensitizes you. So you should just picture the memorizes of past sexual conquests to get you going.

>Increase testosterone
A meme. Caps at 7 days and then starts to go back down. End point is barely higher than where you started.

>more motivation to go out and get laid not benefits eh?
Again, a matter of self control and self motivation.
Some of us aren't low test cuckholds that both have sex and jack off.

>(You)
Nope, not an argument.

>>M-m-maybe if I g-go to the g-gym girls will approach me!!!
>lmao, fucking doing things that improve your health and confidence
>just make yourself sexually frustrated goy; this will surely improve your life.

No fap is a meme, and you're a faggot aussie poster.

The real redpill is noporn.

Because I end up getting blue balls. For example, I went on a week long no fap. I could've done it for longer, but when I woke up this morning I had a giant boner and my balls were in throbbing pain. I knew exactly what this was since it happened to me during a month long no-fap before. I had to relieve myself this morning, breaking my no fap.

Based. Ignore the cucks justifying their degenerate behavior, they're good little goys.

>Increase testosterone,
Working out is more effective
>more spare time,
How much time are you using to wank? A few minutes a day is no loss, you'll just waste them shitposting anyways
>more motivation to go out and get laid
More like more willing to settle and reek of desperation. Never go out with a loaded gun
>not benefits eh?
No

Damn, this user is a boss.
Listen to him and fix your fucking shit.
Bunch of beta faggots, blaming everything but yourselves
>it was the porn that made me do it
>it was _____ that made me ______
Just go off yourself, you'll save time doing it now rather then think you got yourself "fixed" only to do it later.

If "sex" is your motivation you are a fucking loser, no one should be living for just "sex".

Must fap before you pick her up, If not only to keep your head straight and make it seem like you're listening to her shit but to make her work a little more for it

Well tipped brother :^)

When you spend all your day on Sup Forums, it's impossible not to fap several times desu.

Because 4-5 days later I get fucked up wet dreams and wake up covered in jizz.

>past sex
>not making shit up for better enjoyment
If you find that you expect the shit you see in fiction in real life, you need to go talk to someone.

How does no fap increase testosterone? If you just stop fapping and never touch your dick you have no use for testosterone. Thats why it peaks on day 7 of no fap and then levels out and subsides further if have no sexual contact at all

Fapping is for bitches and if you can't stop it it you might as well not be a white nationalist because you are too weak.

I'm not a retard

Say it with me:

Masturbating in your 20's will not prevent prostate cancer that only effects men in their 50's and older.

Fact.

You're a small dick faggot. Prove me wrong.

You can fap while having sex, your just a fucking retard, but it's okay you'll die one day.

Case in point.

/fit/ here
All these claims of the effects of test are true.
Test peaks after 7 days without ejaculating, after that it drops and plateaus some what.
Jerk off on 7 day cycles, don't use porn.

>Don't want pent up testosterone
But that's exactly what we need to defeat the niggers.

If you say nofap is great then go have sex, your fucking retarded.
If you need sexual motivation to live you fucking life, your a failure of a human, nothing more then a fucking animal.

>Fap 3 times a day since 11
>be 21
>Taller than my father and both of my grandfathers
>Robust face and pretty good muslce growth
>Hairier than a fucking gorilla, often 2-3 hairs growing out of one follicie
>Ape like libido can fap up 8 times a day if I feel like it
>Too afraid to get drunk anymore due to anger issues and I secretly love beating the shit out of people

>inb4 Mehmet, my son

What can no-fap possibly do to me?

Then you're fucking clueless and have no understanding of cancer whatsoever.

>eat burgers in your 20's and 30's goy, you only get colon cancer in your 50's :^)
>smoke cigs in your 20's and 30's goy, you only get cancer in your 40's and 50's. :^)

Unless you get fucked by the genetic lottery, cancer is caused by lifelong choices. Thus, life long sexual release can help prevent cancer.

You're trying too hard to fit in and coming off like a giant faggot.

I can bust nuts daily and still function normally due to having balanced testosterone

I'm horny all the damn time

We are nothing more than animals you stupid ass motherfucker.

>What can no-fap possibly do to me?
Get you laid

>nofap gives you test
ok kid
maybe try a better diet, or working out, or steroids instead of your autistic placebo

>Its hard getting laid at 1,90 cm and not being a lanky ass faggot

I do get laid, just havent been for a while because of winter blues and vidya.

You're a faggot. It works and you're missing out. And testosterone only drops because it reaches a peak and then converts to estrogen but more receptors are turned on by abstinence and cause you to seek out sex. Also you become more receptive to dopamine. And lastly estrogen increases for one day after ejaculation.

Kek agrees

>being a twitchy, sexually frustrated faggot gets you laid

No, being confident, fit, and successful gets you laid.

You seem to be assuming that masturbation is the only way you can ejaculate. Are you a kissless virgin loser who has never had a gf? If you actually have sex like a normal fucking person, masturbating and watching porn is incredibly easy to not over do/engage in at all you worthless piece of shit.

So regular sex is bad?

Whatever idiot. Keep fapping like a pathetic loser. This is why niggers are beating whites. Because white men are pathetic chronic masturbators. And you claim to be better than them when you are nothing but a slave to your urges to play with your dick. If that's the case then you're below a nigger.

Everyday sex is bad. Or at least it will make you more docile. Cause your body feels satisfied. Sex every couple of weeks isn't bad.

Retards in this thread.

Because when I bust that nut all my problems fade away

>You're a faggot. It works and you're missing out.
t. autistic virgin

>And testosterone only drops because it reaches a peak and then converts to estrogen but more receptors are turned on by abstinence and cause you to seek out sex.
Or like I said, jerk off AND have sex. You're probably the kind of faggot that jerks off and then loses interest in everything.

>And lastly estrogen increases for one day after ejaculation.
Negligible amounts. And by that logic you shouldn't have sex period because you're making estrogen.

The only reason you think nofap is great is because you're a fat virgin who was addicted to jerking off so this is your only out.

Except the probably is you're a giant fucking loser and quitting fapping didn't magically fix your life.

420 smoke weed evereee day ayy lmao nofap

Pathetic masturbation addicts in this thread justifying their addiction as healthy.

No. Watch "your brain on porn" on youtube. It is the underlying justification of nofap. Having sex is natural and social. Masturbating to porn two times a day alone in your room is incredibly damaging to your psyche and is ultimately an addiction to many.

>This is why niggers are beating whites. Because white men are pathetic chronic masturbators. And you claim to be better than them when you are nothing but a slave to your urges to play with your dick. If that's the case then you're below a nigger.

Step outside and get some fresh air user, the vast majority of american "whites" are mixed anyway you're obsessing over pointless shit.

its jew propaganda

You only need to fap once a week you know. If you leave it longer than that then your sperm crystallizes and can damage your testicles in the long run.

You'd rather cum your pants at night than have a "controlled explosion"?

A good tip that will help you accomplish no fap is knowing that your dead relatives are looking down on you, works especially well it you're religious like me.

>You seem to be assuming that masturbation is the only way you can ejaculate
You seem to be a clueless retard that doesn't know how to read.

I suggested that you do both.

>Are you a kissless virgin loser who has never had a gf?
Nope, see above.

> If you actually have sex like a normal fucking person, masturbating and watching porn is incredibly easy to not over do/engage in at all
First of all, if you knew how to fucking read, you'd know I'm against porn. But then again you're a braindead faggot that lacks critical thinking and only parrots an agenda.

Secondly, you still fail to explain to problem with doing both jerking off AND having sex.

>you worthless piece of shit.
t. projecting virgin faggot

Keep up that placebo bro, I'm sure you'll build up that test to confront Achmed to let you out of the cuckshed.

Kek. I live with my gf and there's no way I'd be able to restrict her to once every couple of weeks. I don't feel docile but I keep fit and work out.

No shit. Doing anything to excess is bad. You can kill yourself by drinking too much water.

Because its stupid and arbitrary. Not to mention its pretty much backed by feminists who want to have men put pussy on a pedestal. Fapping means you don't have to indulge in feminist bullshit and you can yourself a proper girl, not just some landwhale.

Fapping doesn't mean you can't work out, have a job, etc. I do all of that except working out (because I don't really have time). When you feel obligated to fap and do so like every hour or something, there's a problem, but if you just do it like once or twice per 2-3 days, then there is no problem.

Fake news

>He ironically suggests to never jerk off and to only have sex once every 14 days.

low test confirmed

>Vast majority of whites in America
>Mixed

Lol you realize interracial sex was a crime in some states up until the 60s?

>No. Watch "your brain on porn" on youtube. It is the underlying justification of nofap.
>t. fag with 0 self control