Daily reminder

Daily reminder that the "smoking causes lung cancer" meme is a psyop by (((doctors))) in order to get you to pay more towards big pharma.

>this IS THE redpill

Start smoking today! I do, and I'm perfectly fine.

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Way ahead of ya, puck chaser.

Good man. Glad to hear it. What type of cigarettes do you smoke?

Not quite the redpill, more like a a backlash bluepill.

Thing is smoking DOES increase your chances of getting lung cancer.

In fact it DOUBLES that chance.

From 2% all the way up to... 4%. That's it.

It also shortens your breath. You won't be an olympic runner any time soon. But the difference can easily be removed with exercise.
It also has an effect on dopamine production. This could be either good or bad though. Your teeth are going to be yellow as well if you don't brush.

On the good side, you won't have explosive diarrhea, you won't get stressed out by simple things anymore, it does relax you and give you a very small boost. The best part is probably the fact that every few hours(or every 20 minutes in my case, but I'm retarded), you get to sit down, smoke, and think about everything going on around you. You get your words in order, you figure shit out, it's like a time out where you just sit back and review your thoughts.

What you said is 1/2 bullshit pharma shilling.

Cigarette smoke revitalizes the lungs greatly decreasing your chance of getting lung cancer. There's a reason why Dr. Johnson recommended smoking in 1947 but Dr. Horowitzostein doesn't in 2017.

Leave it to the leaf to try and kill the white race via inhaling degenerate fog or ((smoke))

The cigar kind.

You have been lied to friend. A nice pack of Pall Mall gets me started first thing everyday.

What is this idiocy and where did you hear it?

I don't know how ass backwards your school is in Canada but here we demonstrate effects of smoking (ie tar content) on lung tissue from a number of cadavers - there is clearly a result of blackened damaged lung with smoke exposed samples

Dude. You still breath in smoke. There's a reason why it makes you cough

It doesn't make me cough. I've been smoking since I was 11 and haven't coughed while smoking in a decade.

Smoking fumigates your body. The coughing is caused by it releasing all the toxins in your lungs via its nice cleansing effects

How does big pharma profit from you not buying cigarettes?

A whole fucking pack?! Jesus H Jewenstein. The pall anything you should be worried about soon is the Pall Bearer.

Have you seen the cadavers yourself? How can you know that that person didn't work in a coal mine and never smoked a cigarette their entire life?

I smoke everyday. My doctor encourages it.

And here I thought smoke inhalation was why fire fighters wear air supplies

Smoking does not cause cancer directly, however it constantly irritates your bronchial epithelium, which in it's defense changes setpoint in it's stem cells. Which causes to switch to a different type of epithelium, which is more resistent against this smoke irritation.
But this changed epithelium is not physiological for your bronchi. It's called precancerous lesion. It makes your respiratory system more vulnerable for cancer.

It also ages your skin terribly. Have fun looking 60 when you're 30.

In other news, if your wife cheats on you, just get a lobotomy for her and she will be a good housewife.

Okay, you can blindly believe whatever you want.
I worked as a nurse in a hospital and I've seen what happens to your lungs first hand. I would not call that revitalization.
Also, know that if you're a heavy smoker for over 5 years, cancer is the least of your problems. You'll have to worry more about your blood pressure being abnormal(either way too high or way too low), and your lungs slowly not getting enough oxygen to continue living. Then you either stop or die.

Id does NOT shorten your life span, however. I know a good amount of old fossils, some of them in their 90's who've smoked since 12 and show no signs of dying no matter how much of a bother they're becoming.

If Sup Forums has taught me anything, it is that about half of Canadians, at least, need to be indiscriminately wiped off the planet.

I'm 31 and look younger than ever. Pic related is me.

Daily reminder this leaf OP is just a psyop to get to to buy smokes with massive tax on it to funnel money to the government.

The government WANTS you to smoke and you idiots fall for it

I wonder why the cancer rate is increasing? Less people were getting cancer when everyone smoked. I'm not a smoker, but I'm starting to think that it's all bullshit. It is well known that cancer is a genetic disease. Common sense would tell the average human being that it doesn't matter if you smoke or not, if you are genetically prone to cancer, your chances go up. There are some environmental factors that can trigger it, but it is usually related to radiation or anything that can disrupt DNA or cells. Smoking is just a very small part of the problem.

>2017
>only smoking one pack in the morning
>not waking up 4 hours early and smoke an entire carton

it's like you want to remain blue-pilled pleb

Sure thing (((doctor))). A 6 year old could see through your shit.

Flawed pseudoscience.

Smoking revitalizes and helps prolong life. Smoking very well may be the "fountain of youth".

Well, you have the right idea.

>cadaver
>implying it is the same with living tissue

A FUCKING LEAF

I dunno why I bothered with an explanation.

what the fuck is with all the retards trying to ram smoking down our throats, jesus, its almost as if its some kind of chantard genocide plan.

Radiation is the big cancer causer. Cigarettes are utterly harmless!

This.

You think the earth is flat too. Doncha?

No - that's insane.

Tbh senpai blackened lung tissue have people whom don't even smoke. It's from all the pollution from air, which we breathe in. It is absorbed by macrophages and never released.

Sometimes I wonder why I don't just pay somebody to make an app or some extension that just blocks out post by certain flags.

Yeah, something about this whole science about smoking seems off. In a way it reminds me of the climate change debate - why is it so hyper emotional most of the times? Tobacco seems more like a scapegoat when someone lives like shit. And relatives of such a person will get immensely butthurt and start shilling against tobacco whereever and whenever they can. And all these overly sensible reactions: do you really have to throw a fit when somebody smokes near you and flip-out because of muh passive smoke as if you just fell into a tank in Chernobyl? And then you have these ridiculous cartoonized views of smokers. Already in this thread you have the sarcastic "lol smoking is healthy yeah! XD" or "you just smoke to look cool lawlz" people. Well I could write more but let's just say this topic is too emotional. Even jews talking about the holocaust don't get such breakdowns like the fervent anti-smokers.

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There is 0 concrete evidence that smoking is harmful.

>a fucking leaf with another idiotic post

What if it's just a leaf proxy?

I believe anything excessive is harmful. That's the issue. When many people quit smoking, they just start overindulging at the "all-you-can-eat" buffet which is certainly no different than smoking. They just went from one bad habit to something that is equally as bad.

Well, non-conclusive evidence at least. People forget that we have different tolerances towards different substances, all depending on our genetic make-up. I've seen people aged 25 that are on the verge of dying after smoking a year. Then I've seen people like our regiment commander in the army, aged 67 and a smoker who out-run 90% of us in a cooper test.
>inb4 elite SAS soldiers telling me that just means we all were bad

what about the fact that before i smoked i could run and cycle to my hearts content without a problem, after id been smoking around a year i would be coughing up this brown/green shit after a mile or 2 and after i quit smoking im back to being absolutely fine.

Flawed scientific method.

To gain definitive results all variables in your life must be controlled. How do I know that isn't caused by some genetic defect or dietary choice?

Also anecdotal evidence =/= conclusive evidence.

im curious, whats your stance on the following:
weed
alcohol
promiscuity
masturbation
pornography
video games
junk food
cuckoldry
non bio laundry detergents

Someone explain this meme?

new information for one....

Also, what does pharma even get out of you not using cigarettes?
I save money not smoking. No pills either.

>People who think lung cancer is the only complication of smoking
How retarded is p
Sup Forums smoking is a risk factor for THOUSANDS of diseases.

There are benefits to nicotine, but you can get that without smoking

I have heard that it's even six million. Now only a fool would dare to take that risk just to look cool!

I believe that it's the psychology of addiction that is the biggest issue. Anything can cause harm to your body. For example, apples are good for you in the right quantity. That being said, what if I ate 60 apples a day? Aside from the awful diarrhea I would experience, it would most certainly cause other health issues. The same can be said for ANYTHING. even nicotine in very low quantities has benefits. Making your mind a little sharper. However, nicotine in large quantities can cause all kinds of problems. It's the addiction. That is where the problem resides.

lmao this is top tier bants

>willingly inhaling carcinogenic substances

It is genetic. You cannot completely blame a genetic disease on something like smoking. Does excessive smoking cause health issues? have no doubt. So can eating too many pieces of pizza, or eating too many hamburgers. It's the addiction that is the problem.

>six million

Good goy kraut has the number burned into his head

Don't know the number exactly, I'm medical student and I cannot tell you how many times I've seen the word smoking as a risk factor while studying pathology.

Look at the flag, people and stop giving it the attention it desperately craves.

Except smoking is one of the most addictive substances, it's very hard to see someone controlling his nicotine intake

The cancer is caused by all the chemicals and pesticides the kikes spray cigarettes with. Smoke properly grown tobacco out of a pipe and you will NEVER get cancer.

Better for you than big macs

Hey m8. Doesn't need an app, a greasemonkey script will do. How bad do you want it? (free, will write it up if you really want it)

What about our food? Rice farmers get cancer like freaking birthday parties; it's become that common becayse of the pesticides they spray 'em with. We're all getting cancer from our food.

i cant even control my crumpet intake, ive had 6 today already and the nights yet young!

>properly grown tobacco

Will you grow it in your garden? Sounds like a nice way to get your ass into trouble.

It's not illegal to grow.

Smoking was blamed for causing cancer, but the real redpill is that all these cancers started exploding after atomic weapons testing, mass use of plastics, and high strength pesticides like DDT were introduced in the 1950s. Cigarettes are now intentionally made carcinogenic to hide the big lie.

>europoor thinks it's illegal to grow tobacco.
God bless America

Food causes it too, you're right it's all the same chemicals.

Growing tobacco isn't that hard or illegal, but we can also buy good tobacco from Indian reservations. It's a sacred plant to them so they sell a lot of high quality, naturally grown stuff, you just have to make sure you pick up the right brand.

While I smoked in the past I would go out for a run and quickly run out of breath. Now that I quit I don't ever run out of breath. Fuck smoking

Ironic that someone else would fail to see sarcasm in a german, and not the other way round.

Either proof-read be4 replying or lurk moar.

>not cutting the middleman and just burning fields of tobacco.

Yeah but you're fucking obese so it doesn't matter tig ol' bitties.

nicotine constricts your blood vessels and weakens blood flow to extremities, so you feel cold very easily and cant withstand freezing temperatures as much as non-smokers

not such a big deal if you live in warm climates but in places where you have proper winters, its bad.

Got bored, ended up making it anyway.
Enjoy your arbitrary dismissal!

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Stop.

CIA just stop.

Leave our board alone.

They are trying to smudge the truth with psy-op jobs to make normies fall for the "Redpill is bullshit" meme.

It's not going to work.

CIA go plz.

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