Abos invented:
>the boomerang
Australians invented:
>literally nothing
If culture is the defining factor of humanity, are abos more human than Australians?
Abos invented:
>the boomerang
Australians invented:
>literally nothing
If culture is the defining factor of humanity, are abos more human than Australians?
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Surely Aussies invented something?
Did you make this post over a Wi-Fi connection?
You're welcome.
lets start with wi-fi
wifi
best timeline
Australia - 1
Germany - 0
Didn't those crims invent the commercial refrigerator?
Aussies cannot invent anything because their too busy getting drunk and watching cricket all day to deal with the fact that they are literal cucks because their women prefer an emu to them.
Abos didn't invent the boomerang.
Okay, what the hell is the story behind that picture?
I came to this conclusion long ago German bro
why would you censor this
Seriously, why does this picture exist? Is there some weird emu beastiality fetish porn?
probably a novelty calandar photo shoot
"girls naked with animals" pretty common here
why do americans equate nudity with sex
Just most of the cool shit
I censored it because the original is NSFW and I don't need another 3 day ban for posting porn on Sup Forums.
clear cookies and reset your router for a new ip
mods dont do their fucking job anyway
Australia is made for Asians.
cause naked women make my winky hard
holyshit stralians really are retarded...
Hills Hoist
Polymer banknote
RaceCam
Splayd
Box wine
Orbital engine
Scramjet
Postage stamp
Black box flight recorder
Spray on skin
Electronic pacemaker
Google Maps
Winged keel
WIFI
Ultrasound scanner
Tank-bred tuna system
>wifi
>box wine
millenials everywhere thank you
if nudity alone gets you hard i think you have a problem
dunno how op is so retarded
he could of picked anything
but picked the one thing we are over represented in for our size
>""""""usa""""""
You jealous of a tire store? Shit man your country is fucked.
i have a 100mbs connection
...
awesome, you can get the blinding fast speed of 100 mb/s at 3 am on a monday when it's really dry and about 20C and there are no new shows coming out and there are no new game releases and you live in a suburb full of old people who don't know what the internet is
how's the practical 40 mb/s rate going for you?
if you are seriously wondering it's because religion
aussiers invented wifi, you faggot
its 7 here m8
most people get up at 6 anyway
...
Nice IP address there mate.
i know what time it is for you cunts over in abboland, i'm talking about the contention problem with the NBN
unless you're on FTTP you're fucked
you guys are too retarded to get past my routers firewall anyway
remember when germany thought it got a leg up on us?
preddy gud, but ... plastic banknotes?
Kangaroo penis looks like a stringbean, couldn't satisfy a woman even if they wanted to
for cocaine
>Splayd
what?
really postage stamp? realy?
whats a orbital engine?
...
where would we be without aussie bants? an example to us all(Whties)
of course A FUCKING LEAF would claim to know something like that
>Australians invented
Most agricultural machinery
The lawnmower
That clothes line that you can spin around
VB (vitamin for blacks)
bants
you're welcome
what's that new one they have where you can daisy chain fibre? without losing anything
the fuck are you saying?
a pocket full of posey
there is a fairly new fibre tech where you can go house to house from one pair, rather than needing a pair to each house
a tissue a tissue
we all fall down
fttdp is kinda like that i guess, they run a line of fiber to a box placed right outside your house, then that box connects right up to your house and 3 others
>we
dammit, I can't find it, but it was listed in job descriptions a couple of years ago when I wanted to move to aussieland, before I realised you are nofuns
as a teen / young adult you have internet, pussy, and drugs
as an adult you have a family
what more do you want
My that was forced.
family, and guns
Aussies( desert and coastal Germanic abroad)literally invented wifi
Vegemite.
February is Australian history month were we talk exclusively about this worldshattering breakthrough as well as demand reparations from the Emus.
The goon bag. This is the only invention that matters, you're welcome
knife beats gun in urban combat under 20ft
join the army if you want guns derp
Why are leafs dumb as fuck on political issues yet a leaf can describe any form of animals penis with 100% accuracy?
>American education doesn't include studying kangaroo penises
Queers.
impressive
you invented a bag
nigger the only country that recognizes an anglos right to self defence is the US
we all have the magna carte, but the US i the only one that means it
uh americans go to jail for shooting people all the timr nigger, i dunno why they even have guns they cant use them
bearingarms.com
Remember, folks, that you cannot generally use deadly force to protect property in most of the nation, that you cannot shoot through doors (as Theodore Wafer found out the hard way), and that you cannot fire on fleeing pelple
Classy lady there
The grain stripper
Refrigerator
Photolithography
Underwater torpedo
Stump jump plough
Mechanical stripper
Electric drill
Notepad
Froth floatation
The feature film
Surf lifesaving reel
Mitchell thrust block bearing
Homespun pipe making
Deathridge reel
Surf ski
Tank
Self propelled rotary hoe
Automatic totalizer
Electronic pacemaker
Clapper board
Coupe utility
Polocrosse
Zinc cream
Splayd
Hills hoist
Atomic absorption spectrophotometer
Solar hot water
Distance measuring equipment DME
Pneumatic broadacre air seeder
Stainless steel braces
Flame ionization detector
Wool clothing with permanent crease
Black box flight recorder
Plastic spectacle lenses
Ultrasound
Rostrum camera
Inflatable escape slide
Wine cask
Staysharp knife
Variable rack and pinion steering
Orbital engine
Instream analysis
Power board
Super sopper
Synroc
Digital sampler
Race cam
Bionic ear
Dual flush toilet
Wave piercing catamaran
CPAP mask
Winged keel
Frozen embryo baby
Baby safety capsule
Technegas
Gene shears
Polymer banknote
Polilight forensic lamp
Buffalo fly trap
Multi focal contact lens
Spray on skin
Product activation
WIFI
Underwater PC
Frazier lens
EXELGRAM
Gene silencing
Jindalee radar system
Anti flu medication
Scramjet
Cervical cancer vaccine
Robotic visual horizon
Anti hacking software kernel
Quantum bit
Blood test to prevent stillbirth
Quantum logic gate
en.wikipedia.org
>underwater PC
my sides
better than aussie or bongland though
and it should be changing soon
Still better than foreign wogs, abo part castes, pajeets, gook, chinks, lebs and sudanese
>Underwater torpedo
what?
what other torpedos are ther?
>Self propelled rotary hoe
dem hoes
>Splayd
what?
Twenty Australian Inventions That Changed the World
Beekeepers in Australia Invent Revolutionary Hive. Sold over $10000000 worth in 24 hours
>When nobody points out the bleeding obvious
Seriously tho which season of what year was the freshest?
Your sides need to take it to Wiki. Otherwise belt up and deal with it
don't we love our fellow anglos bros?
they may all be alcoholic criminals, but we love them still
you guys get arrested for carrying spoons
i can legally dual wield katanas
Don't be jealous
and remember, most Aussies were Brits until the migrant floods
yes, ok, but I was talking about burgerland
we're cucked, so are you. are we worse? probably, gonna wank off about it?
>The boomerang was invented between 25,000 to 50,000 years ago. The oldest boomerang, discovered in Poland, is 20,000 years old.
No op, those disgusting coons didn't create shit. They lived under branches and in holes until the British came over.
splayd is either a spoon , knife and fork all in one or a shovel mixed with something
>not being able to get it up at the sight of a fully clothed attractive woman
Your mind has been defiled by the pornographic jew.
Have fun only being able to get it up looking at another man fucking a woman instead of you, cuckold.
And remember, when many of these world changing inventions saved the world
Oz had less than 9 million population
are we tho?
i dont feel cucked tho
knife beats gun
allowed to carry knives here
ITT: krautanon tries to badly bait us by suggesting inventing a thrown stick is somehow more progressive than anything ausbros have come up with.
>tfw I can't even be bothered to start hanging shit on Mohammed....
so were all brits
blood's thicker than water
>knife beats gun
seriously?
The famous ANZACS
were 95% British born or sons of Brits
Australians are the best people to game with. They know how to talk shit and laugh at anything.
Some of the best people i knew on WoW where aussies. Had a much higher average skill level on oceanic servers too.
premature ejaculatoe detected
i pound pussy for 45 minutes m8
if shit like that made me hard my performance would be shit and i would lose my harem who only stick around because i dick them so well
Thank you brother
every fuckng time
liveleak.com
educate yourself
it's a nsfw board you fucking idiot. Posting porn is fine as long as you don't shitpost
they tell good stories, but you can kind of tell they make up 80% of it. nice of them to make the effort though
>implying you can carry a gun around.
Axe
Hatchet
Bow
Crossbow
Catapult
Machete or Bill Hook
Pocket knife (UK legal)
Fixed blade knife – any length blade – Survival knife Hunting knife skinning knife etc
Survival Knife – Specifically designed for tactical, hunting and survival skills
Multi function tool that includes a knife – Swiss Army Knife – Utility Tool Knife
BB Gun – painted bright orange or blue for non UKARA members – not much use to a prepper
BB Gun – authentic gun colour & style – for registered UKARA members only – not much use to a prepper
Paintball Gun – any type, style, colour
Paintball Hand Gun – any type, style, colour
Air Rifle – below 12 ft lb [muzzle velocity or below]
Air pistol – below 6 ft lb [muzzle velocity] – not much use to a prepper
Martial arts – tried and tested weapons, increases fitness and personal fighting ability *highly recommended
Pepper Spray – UK Legal Alternative – “must have” defensive prepper kit
>ukpreppersguide.co.uk
kys cuck, hows the sharia courts?
>thaks for taking away our guns, benevolent govenment, we prefer knives anyway
They are always fun though. Its funny to listen to them get pissed off too.
I used to love the Abo stories and the new zealand stories about pacific islanders too.