Itt: WE ACTUALLY WUZ

Post significant inventions from your country.

I'll start
>Fascism
>Banks
>Welfare
>eyeglasses
>Science academy
>perspective
>Runic alphabet
>Latin alphabet
>Codex (precursor of modern books), then Double-entry bookkeeping system
>Typewriter
>Newspaper
>Radio
>Ballistic
>Pistol
>helicopter
>Electric battery
>Pizza
>Mafia
>Blue Jeans
>Jacuzzi
>Desktop computer (Programma 101)
>Web search engine (hyper search), made Google possible
>Air supremacy
>Frogmen
>Marine infantry
>Mountain warfare
>Paratroop drops
>Violin
>Watermark
>Piano
>microchips (Faggin, 1961)
>combustion engine (Barsanti & Matteucci, 1853)
>Piezoelectric surgery
>Polypropylene
>Shopping Center

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>Personal Computer (pioneering work of Pier Giorgio Perotto)
>Anemometer
>Dipleidoscope
>Grand Piano
>Cologne (perfume)
>Epidemiology
>Galileo thermometer
>Tontine
>Vespa
>Medical thermometer
>Microscopic anatomy and histology
>Induction motor
>Ballet
>Barometer
>Electrochemical battery
>Botanical garden
>Candle
>Carbon paper
>Cardan suspension of a gimbal (made inertial navigation possible)
>Dentures
>Galileo Hydrostatic Weighing Scale
>Roman Law
>Espresso machine
>Galleons
>Giro
>Mile (unit of distance)
>Moka pot
>Mountain Troops
>Motorways
>Nitroglycerin
>Nutella
>Ocarina
>Paddle boat
>Parachute
>Stem cells as vectors for Gene Therapy
>Italo dance, disco, house
>Opera

I'll finish
>everything

>freedom

Greatest countries of all time by contributions to the world:

1. England
2. Germany
3. Italy
4. USA

Wasn't that invented by France, the day they decided it was better to cut off the head of their own king (and then every rich person in the country)?

>Germany
You mean France.

>what is the magna carta

Well, Johann Gutenberg and the printing press pretty much BTFOs anything the French could hope to achieve.

>The Hamburger

How so? Germany has, somehow, the consensus three greatest musicians of all time (Bach, Mozart, Beethoven), the greatest scientist of the last hundred years and one of the best ever (Einstein), and some other stuff I can't think of off the top of my ahead cause I'm just taking a shit rn.

What's the case for the frogs? The revolution?

>Post significant inventions from your country.
White people living in a third world shithole.

That's got to mean something

>(((Einstein)))

A piece of paper signed by a phony king of england?
You didn't even get his head in the process

The greatest scientist of the last 100 Yeats is Nikola Tesla

>ISIS

leaf blowers

kek

>everything


>migrated to america for freedom and opportunities
>would have never been properly educated and given the tools necessary to achieve unless he moved out of backwards country populated by niggers and ruled by an incompetent emperor

twirly whirly clothesline

aka hills hoist

Why do Americans always do this? He's not a yank you fucking mong. The greatest your nation has ever produced, Edison, was stealing that lads work. Your country is shit at inventions.

>burgers
Beat that.
Pro-tip: you can't

Also, he was self taught

B-B-B-But Americans can't invent anything! The greatest they had was Thomas Edison!

>America invents the internet (tcp/ip model)

whew boy. maybe you bongs should've invented a dentist

Maple syrup
Hockey
Burning the whitehouse

Lol, so just moving and studying here that's enough for you to consider someone American?

Stole from the Chinese

>internet
wow mate, we invented computers

...

You like jazz?

youtube.com/watch?v=sFJSuzpCwJo

You are using this forum because of tcp/ip that americans invented.

we eat rice and beans in every meal of the day
>the art of not mattering

Yes, actually. Non bigoted Americans can have a much more open definition of nationality than other nations.

Nobody can deny that Italy was a great civilization until the 18th century.

>coming from Poland

also people tell me I look Polish, why is this when I'm (supposedly) Irish/French/Scandinavian (not trying to heritagefag). pls explain polanfag. are Poles just generic looking people.

you're using it because Britain invented computers lmao, get fucked dumbarse yank cunt. You can't compete with us in the game of inventions. Nobody can. HAJAHAHAHAHAJ

>we invented computers

Do you wear adidas clothes frequently?

>that americans invented.
Wasn't it made by a jew?

>until the 18th century
Half of that shit is from 19/20th century as well m8

>conveniently not acknowledging Alan Turing existed
*sips tea*
Not today, Yankee boy.

WHERES YER FUCKING TOOL?

WE WUZ LUTHERANS

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>generic looking people
Not necessarily.

They invented computers, murka made them practical.

Exactly that. Mericans are good at capitalism, ie making inventions benefit the largest possible amount of people.

That was actually after the American Revolution. 1776 vs 1789.

>your country

Kek the wop thinks hes a roman

>look polish
Looking Polish is basically a skinnier German person with a shaved head and an Adidas tracksuit.

Basically Poles are Poor Germans

insulin
telephone
space arm
light bulb
pacemaker
robertson screw (lol)
Basketball
Hockey
radiation therapy
electron microscope
standard time
alakaline battery
radio

some of these are pretty significant but we're only 200 years old so theres not tons of time to invent critical basic inventions.

airplanes.
good football.

kiwifruit

Throw communists out of helicopters.

sauna
mämmi
perkele

got a giggle

Britshits BTFO

>The damburger

Didn't know romans invented Vespa, but it looks like you're right

who are you quoting?

We dindu nuffin

>radio
But Marconi invented the first (working) one

The internet, so followed by
Internet porn
Lightbulb
Electric guitar
Bubblegum
Flash light
Carbon fiber
The cure for polio
Coca cola
Smoke detectors
The bottle cap
Computers that actually work
The zipper
Microwave
Zelcro
Liquid rocket fuel
Bulldozers
Cat litter
Video games
Lint rollers
Sugar packets
Nuclear subs
Compact discs
Handheld calculators
Microprocessors
Pet scanners

The repeating rifle
Gas engine
Steam engine(I think?)
The Airplane
Coffee Percolator
Morse Code
Gas Mask
Jackhammer
Calliope
Egg Beater
Pencil Eraser
Barbed Wire
Pipe Wrench
Railway airbrakes
Synthesizer (musical instrument)
Phonograph
Machine Guns
And our greatest achievement: The Drinking Straw

>200 years old so theres not tons of time to invent critical basic inventions.

Leaf making excuses, look at what America done at that time.

>Lightbulb

Ed Edd' n' Eddy

Russians invented that

>tango
>football crowds
>dulce de leche
>catenazzio before it was called like that
>mamographies
>UPA

>Globalism

Dont be silly, slavs arent white

You truly are the best country there is.

>UPA
Triggered.

WTF is UPA in Urugway?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ukrainian_Insurgent_Army

For you, neighbor.

350 years with 10x the population and we've still made more than you poland

the technique of getting conquered in 5 days is poland's best invention

This could also be used to describe globalism since globalism attempts to unite all of humanity as one race and to be proud the collective inventions of our phyla.

You had FAR better circumstances, dipshit. All you did is just be a cuck to America, which BTW everyone thinks you're an American state.

>freedom

>Nuclear Energy
>Nuclear weapons
>Glasses
>Suspension bridge
>Combine
>Circuitry
>Light bulb
>Radio
>Computer
>Internet
>Volcanized Rubber
>Telephone
>Assembly line
>Sup Forums
>Trump

Getting tired of listing all our inventions.

> Radio
> Periodic table
> Tsar Bomba
> Advanced vodka consumption techniques
> Literature
> Gommunism
Just off the top of my mind.

>England
>Germany
>Italy
>usa
Literally uncultured barbarians with stolen knowledge from Rome

>Rome
Uncultured barbarians with stolen knowledge from Greece/ Egypt

>Egypt
Uncultured barbarians with stolen knowledge from hyksos, nubians ect.

>Lightbulb
>Computer
>Telephone

Really, you just needed to list those last two. Nobody can top those.

Maybe not globalism, but all whites including slavs should just merge into one state and one race, so everybody can take credit for all the inventions.

Other claims to the lightbulb are bs in my opinion. None of them actually worked.

>comparing your nation's contributions with those of italy
yeah nice bait, nobody can actually win that one

I can see how you can argue computer and telephone but claiming the lightbulb isn't American is just horseshit.

Not a bad idea, but if it doesn't happen we could always give credit of inventions to the respective dead inventors and move on

>Puukko
>Sauna
>Nokia 3310
>Molotov's cocktail
>Satchel charge
>Suomi KP
>.338 Lapua magnum
>Deep water "Mir"-submersibles

Pasty

It'll never happen. It can never be facilitated. The more races you mix together, the more different (inferior) races you get. There will always be different races and we should just embrace it, even if it's sub-races (slav, anglo, latin, etc.) within larger races (white, black, asian, etc.) The white struggle against other whites is what made us innovate everything to begin with. The different white races pushed each other to achieve out of competitiveness. If we throw that away, we lose what makes us the master race.

Walkie-Talkie
pager
56k modem
Instant Replay
insulin
Plexiglas
garbage bag
Cardiac pacemaker
>
Alkaline battery

And many many other,

You didn't know that eh ?

>Molotov's cocktail

Whoa, based Fingolians. I always wondered why it's called that, didn't bother to check until now. Snarky yellow bastards.

>forgetting Spurdo

Whenever someone makes a practical invention you get 1,000 faggots saying they almost did something useful.

Poland has been around for hundreds of years, and has more people than canada, especially in the past.
Are you implying you aren't a cuck to the rest of europe. Canada is still more relevant on the world stage than poland.

Telephone is definitely not one, and radio and light bulb can be disputed

>The more races you mix together, the more different (inferior) races you get

t. 20% English, 20% Irish, 20% German, 10% Polish, 6% Italian, 5% Jewish, 3% Mexican, 10% pig lard, 2% burger patty, 4% who the fuck cares

Distinct lack of Aussies itt... hmm

Lightbulb can't be disputed. It is a British invention.

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