*blocks your path*

Wut do?

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Ask him for money, I guess.

>tfw too scared to threaten soros because he probably has his goons monitoring this site and tracking ips

Ask him to tell me stories of his good memories helping the Nazis hunt jews.

show him my papers

Ask him what it feels like to be the final jew boss overlord; a person so predatory hes a jew who hunts other jews.

y-you too

*shits self*

clip these on his eye bags.

Prepare to shoot the potion that turns him from a fragile old man into a fifteen foot tall demon.

start making frog noises

kek

Ask him if I can fondle his balls and lick his asshole after he's done taking a shit.

Same thing our President's good friends in the WWE do when their enemies get in their way: punch, punch, punch, body slam, stomp repeatedly.

pray to kek he doesn't steal my organs or drink my blood

Say "whaazup my nigga?"

breathe lightly on him to cause his organs to fail only to have his crack team of PMC medics bring up a fresh organ donor child slaves/cattle to replace them all and allow him to live 1 day longer before they have to get bring another set of organ donor child slaves

Stab him multiple times

mire tie, desu

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Honestily can some concealed carry guy just shoot him if he blocks your path? Would do the world a great justice.

Steal his wallet

give him a sieg heil as a sign of respect

Invoke the name of Jesus Christ and watch as he dematerializes into a pile of ashes.

I spilled my salt, I'm sorry George.

JIIIOORRIIIJOOOO !!!

Steal his flask of Molechian-infused child blood for my own uses.

throat punch. ez mode

Throw a kamehameha on his face while in kaoiken x10 mode.

Bring my garlic and cross with me

shoot the lawyer twice

WHERE'S OUR GOLD YOU MOTHERFUCKER

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That's a clever tie, it draws the attention off of his wrinkly old face by looking like an optical illusion of purple and blue.

Get the FUCK out of there

Stab him in eye with a pen.

really?

i want to pull on his eye bags.

What kind of normie eats the styrofoam noodles?

Make it on the stove from the packs.

Of course not just kidding senpai

>teleport behind him

Too late. I just reported you for conspiracy to commit murder

you've done it now boy

Kraut is coming back into Shape

In the name of the galactic senate of the republic, you are under arrest

YU MO GUI GWAI FAI DI ZAO

I've spent 10 hour days with a claw hammer and a prybar ripping metal, wood, concrete siding off of walls. I've spent 10 hour days handing up 4x8 sheets of OSB over my head to a guy on a roof. Digging trenches with a shovel. Get out of my way please. Your orbital bones look like two cupcakes with the sweetest frosting, two cherries on top. JK, pbuh, its fine, I don't care if he funded violent groups to assault, spit on, ignite Trump supporters, not one bit.

subdue
bag
bring to the Russian embassy/FSB outpost
get paid

Shake his hand and thank him for making the West a more tolerant place.

NAZIS BTFO.

mmm dat nitrous oxide

You okay friend?

out of my way, peasant

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Give him a call, user.

I punch him in the face and say, "if it wasn't me then someone else would have done it."

BÖNER KEBAB

shoot to kill.
I hope you have more hearts to replace that pig valve.

>those glasses

kek

*farts*
Get a wiff of this nigger

>want to call it
>afraid I could end up exposing myself to the ultimate jew

GERMANY NO!

*'die, motherfucker, die' starts playing*

>teleports behind him
>unsheaths katana
>heh...nothin personal kike

ask him for hillary clintons phone number so I can tap that saggy old ass

Use a public phone in a state in which you do not live or some such.

>troll Soros in the phone
>disappeared inside 24 hours
Iv considered calling him to see if it's possible to trick him into saying something damning while recording the call, like pretend im a new secretary of similar to associate (browse Wikleads this fund something I can pass off)
>implying it's possible to trick king Jew

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, old man.

Buy a burner phone with cash. Wait a week and then use it.

Go back home and shitpost on Sup Forums for 2 more days.

Look past him to the direction I was moving in and attempt to walk around.

take selfie with him

Hold my breath until I get around him so I don't have to breath in his old man smell.

I'd use my ability to read the situation, and act accordingly.
1(first, I would enter an "at the ready" combat stance.
2(, I would ask him what his intentions are.
3( unless he gave me monies a girlfriend or something else, I'd proceed to step 4(.
4( use my h2h combat skills to beat the old man down as quickly as possible.

That bounty is dead or alive, I believe.

Quickly say "I'm with Her" and shake hands with him with a secret technique that blocks a vein so a blood clot forms and goes to his lung and kills him before anyone can do anything. As his alien bodyguards take me away I disappear, teleported to the secret base in antarctica of the resistance.

Tickle him to death

I had a dream that I opened a door to a small room with soros and the clintons in it. I was like "oooooooh shiiiit" and then I was shot in the back of the head "goodfellas" style

>*teleports behind him*
>*unsheathes flamethrower*
heh...nothing personal kike

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What is it, GI friend?

reasonable and appropriate

I'm not bullshitting right now. If I see this faggot on the street i'm going to kill him. I know i'll go to prison but it would be worth it.

Save the world and kill him

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1:30

*teleports behind you*
pssht