>What happened so far - Main spillway got damaged - because of no maintaining - because Cali thought that they will never have that much water again - because of Muh Climate Change. And they needed the money for illegals. - They closed the main spillway to inspect the damage - Because of the closed main spillway, water went over the emergency spillway - Emergency spillway was in even worse condition and it got BTFO pretty bad - They opened the main spillway again, so that water doesn't go over the emergency spillway any longer - Main spillway gets slowly BTFO and half of it is gone. But it is stable at the moment. - They try to "repair" the emergency spillway because if rain hits hard, water will go over it again (even if they keep the main spillway open) and would rek the dam
> Be careful! There is plenty of old footage marked als livestream!
>electricity bows to the battery >in contact with outlets and light posts >possess conductive abilities >control oroville with a shocking flow >owns power plants & generators locally >direct descendants of the electricity from zeus >will provide electricity for first keks on mars >oroville will be the first power plant >own 99% of californias usable electricity on earth >first power plant will be oroville power plant > battery said to have high flow, such conductivity has only existed on the earth deep in the mariana trench & japan >ancient native scriptures tell of battery failures that will descend upon california and will bring an age of dark cities and power plant technology progression >they own thunderclouds around the world >you likely have oroville batteries inside you now >the battery is in regular communication with the agencies, fowarding the word of oroville power plant >who do you think set up the meeting between greenpeace and the WNA? the first meeting of the two organisations since their creation and arranged the WNAs leader first trip to sahara to oroville failsafe power plant in desert land? >they learned fluent electrical engineering in under a day >other dams entrusted their electricity to the oroville battery >there is no electricity in california, only in the battery >the battery is about 50 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base spillway currently accepted by our society >in reality, they are eroded beings existing in only a short span of time and space from the big overflow of california >we dont know their ultimate plans yet >we hope the battery is well constructed
Daniel King
first for Aqua flooding California
Ryan Bennett
Haven't been to Oroville threads for a while because of alcoholism. Is happening cancelled?
> Haven't been to Oroville threads for a while because of alcoholism
You've got it backwards-- /odg/ is where to come while being an alcoholic. No need to be in any type of control of your life to shitpost here.
Alexander Edwards
the dam won't fail, there is 0% chance. The spillway and emergency spillways technically already have, but it doesn't really matter. It'll be expensive and kill all the fish, but that's about all.
Camden Nguyen
There is no happening...well..it wouldn't affect Russia anyways so no happening on your end technically.
Carson Watson
All these non believers ! Shun shuuuuunnnnn
Jeremiah Evans
Last I heard dam should be filled by monday but now they got it drained good. No rains or snow melting helped.
Nah, I've been drinking outside of my household. Don't use internets outside.
Owen Nelson
You may only reply to this post if you are from Placer county who else fucking comfy
Jacob Cruz
the rain is coming.
Jason Russell
>the dam won't fail, there is 0% chance. >technically already have, but it doesn't really matter.
DIDF is so desperate they contradict themselves in the space of two sentences. Let it rain.
Sebastian Young
Sunday forecast
Jonathan Lopez
>There is no happening...well..it wouldn't affect Russia anyways so no happening on your end technically. I'm not for the damage and gloating, I really want to see dam fail in HD from multiple locations. Where else do we get a chance to get a video like that? Here in Russia there were multiple dam failures and none were captured on video!
Evan Allen
Faggot
Jackson Young
Nope
Also, thread reminder: It's not what STAYS flooded, it's all about what GETS flooded just once. The stats on that image are thus a lot more merciful than reality will be.
Luke Davis
>DIDF What is it? Googling just says it's some german arbeitenstuff.
Adrian Walker
its not even raining yet, im afraid nothing is going to happen guys
Alexander Torres
Dam Internet Defense Force, ruskie
Easton Rogers
>being this new Dam Internet Defence Force, derived from Jewish Internet Defence Force, commonly called JIDF
Asher Smith
Spasibo, I wasn't aware of that.
Connor Morales
Is meme vlad. They work defending dam all day .
James Adams
Dam internet defense force. A division of JIDF
Juan Smith
dam internet defense force, newfag
_IDF gets used often
Aiden White
I aint new, I just wasn't 100% in these threads all the time due to alcoholism.
Brody Allen
Dam Internet Defense Force. A perfidous group of Californian concrete merchants desperate to uphold their states reputation. They're known for rubbing their hands together gleefully while they contemplate the lies they tell to unwitting truth seekers.
Christopher Taylor
>threads being made despite the zero chance of the dam falling for what reason? t. not dam
Asher James
>Here in Russia there were multiple dam failures
More to say, multiple failures of every dam are necessary part of technical examination tests of new dam.
Noah Sullivan
the dam won't fail though, you should know that. the spillway is not the dam. this thread is basically about the erosion of the soil.
Robert Butler
I hope you're one of the niggers im gonna go loot and kill in Sac when it breaks :)
Charles Lopez
>rubbing their hands together gleefully That sounds extremely familiar.
Kevin Rivera
>niggers didn't evac for Katrina Maybe the solution to the nigger problem is just to create more natural disasters
Benjamin Diaz
This thread is so comfy, even my cat wants in on it. Hydrology and impending doom are the most comfy combo.
John James
First for 13.4
Bentley Bailey
Hello?
Noah Butler
I smell a 13.5 in the air
Andrew Jones
at least we know you're not a proxy
Cameron Walker
kek
Aiden Sanders
>my cat Jesus fucking christ, THAT is a cat? It looks like a rotten shitlog of shit and crap. Kill it with fire.
Sebastian Brown
28-29K or 32.5-34K
John Powell
For me its to laugh and show everyone just how retardedly my state is ran. How we are no longer in a (((drought))) but our all important reservoir couldn't handle a somewhat strong storm That's just me tho
Jason Watson
If the battery gets digits, the collapse is assured.
DIDF get out REEEEEEE!
Easton Myers
Me too t.socal comfy
Carter Reed
disgusting looking cat.
Kevin Miller
Hey! Is that a racist slur you narrow-eyed monster? Because if it is then... Well... Yeah, we are alcoholics, you can't take that away...
Nathan Cox
That smell turned out to be the burning dreams of 13.5 fags.
Parker Sanders
It's totally a cat. Maybe turn the picture upside down or something.
What are you talking about? Good looking slightly fat /comfy/ cat with paws curled up and eyes squeezed shut.
It won't even get too pissed if you touch its belly because it's too tired... I recommend a light scratch behind the ears.
Tyler Gutierrez
fuck off didf shill
ignore that retard, your cat is a qt
Kayden Powell
13.5 fags are kidding themselves
Jonathan Evans
Show me that 41k
Leo Perez
...
Charles Hall
Disregard my comment, I just am not a cat person. Cats are adorable and I'm just a jerk who doesn't like them much.
Grayson Watson
cats are horrible, throw them in the garbage.
Elijah Davis
...
Nathan Lee
Muh DISCORELLATION!!
Logan Thomas
>Scheduled increase of outflow from 53000 to 54000 but what does it mean?
Leo Rivera
WE NEED MORE BATTERIES !!!!!!
Christian Sullivan
Proof positive that Russians are mongolian and not European Proof positive that America isn't even white on 4tune
Matthew Ramirez
...
Brody Price
I want to watch images of this happening from space. Is that too much to ask? I wonder if it'd be visible.
Aiden Jenkins
>Proof positive that Russians are mongolian and not European Eh? How did you deduce that?
Daniel Hall
>white on 4tune What does it mean?
Bentley Ward
Any new images on how fucked things are?
Theoretically, yes, there's certainly enough earth observation satellites to do so, but reality is that most are in a polar orbit and only pass over an area about every 2 weeks to a month or so.
Geostationary sats dont have the resolution or the bandwidth necessary for it either due to their distance.
Jeremiah Wilson
No dice m8; have a partial instead My shitposting is off tonight; pls disregard
Julian Morgan
Sup Forums -> fortune -> 4tune
Brody Diaz
>My shitposting is off tonight; pls disregard That is completely understandable. We forgive you. Have a cookie and be comfortable.
Jordan Williams
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!! SO MANY FUCKING RETARDS IN THESE THREADS!!! There is no where NEAR enough rain coming to fill the damn again. Look at the forecast for OROVILLE, the big storm is not hitting it directly. If you think otherwise, you are an utter retard and should KYS
William Price
Rain forecasts for Oroville keep decreasing.
While the catastrophe and chaos of the spillway collapsing would be entertaining, I'm glad I don't have to watch a quarter million people suffer and die. The Banda Aceh quake was something I never want to relive.
>It won't even get too pissed if you touch its belly because it's too tired
It's a nice cat. My cat loves having his belly rubbed. He acts more like a dog than a cat. This makes him best cat.
Thanks for the webm. Saved.
>be astronaut on ISS >passing overhead as dam breaks >Quietly make glub glub noises and chortle as water advances >feign ignorance when other astronauts ask whats going on
Cameron Parker
> He
I see. When it's a she it's more variable.
Cooper James
>I don't have to watch a quarter million people suffer and die. You wouldn't have to anyway. Even if a full dam spills only about a hundred of niggers and invalids die because they can't swim for shit. So no human casualties.
Parker King
Looks cute as hell to me.
Easton Collins
Didf motherfuckers need to stay out of our /comfy/ thread
It's raining and windy as fuck right now. I hope this dam breaks
Oliver Brown
>webm no prob m'nigga (inb4 tips fedora) Have another image. This is I5 right now (the road from Mexico to Canada). I'm inclined to believe that this image is legit both because of context and because Forbes is reporting on flooded roads (archive.is/lPSaX)
Ian Cruz
go meme something worthwhile, like soros being taken down or Hillary going to prison
Easton Peterson
>and Kek cleansed the faggots with a great flood I've never gotten a get before, but I'm willing to sacrifice all my future gets for that dam to bust.
Carter Torres
>lol how bout crying even MORE loudly, can you?
Henry Hernandez
>being upset on a belgian turnip studies forum chill comrade
pic unrelated
Dylan Gutierrez
oh shet it's a thumbie; lemme dig up a good one
Juan Morris
Immigrating poo in loos was a mistake.
Jaxson Mitchell
Seems legit. I just grabbed this one from the sac bee.
Kevin Ward
>resoivior keeps going down THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
Seriously though its raining nonstop
Jason Bailey
In Russia we have a meme called "jackal" about people like you who post extremely compressed images. Don't be a jackal.
Ryan Jackson
This meteorologist forecast would scare the hell out me if I lived Oroville link to tweet in pic
