Norway couldn't singlehandedly-destroy Russia in a week

>Norway couldn't singlehandedly-destroy Russia in a week
TOP KEK SLAVSHIT!!!
Oh believe you me, us Norwegians are ITCHING for a war with Russia. We will fucking ANNIHILATE your dirty country. There wouldn't be a square meter of Russian soil that has running water, electricity, or petrol that isn't on fire, once our airforce and navy is done bombarding your defenseless country. Then, our army boys (we'd send the niggers and other mongrel races first) would swoop in, raping your women, and killing EVERY slavshit shit they see. When Norway's done with you, we will have committed acts of genocide. Of course no one is gonna do shit about it

>meanwhile in the real world
>If russia invades I am joining the ruskies.
>I will not fight for king cuck.

Ja, vi elsker Kong "7 milliarder Nordmenn" Harald

t. HMKG Rekrutt

t.commie lover

Gonna love killing a Traitor like you

Same

pls no bully

Give us crimea and we will let you live

Crimea is norwegian clay

But Norskbro, would you rather fight with literal sandniggers or niggers with white skin and white mexicans (pollacks) ??

is this satire?

You must be one of those socialist Andreas missed.
In what world is Russia commie ?

> Nowaygians

Rapportert til PST

Enjoy å vær på watchlist

unfortunately no.
I am not dieing for our skirt defence minister and neither will I die for king cuck who wants to bring more "refugees" into my town. I'ts already too balck.
I am sad to admit that the real size of Norsk Amry = number of polish male immigrants. The rest are weak, soft rape material boys. with a couple of tough farmers here and there.

i welcome our new viking overlords

THATS RIGHT IVAN. MR GRAVEYARD FOR EMPIRES IS GOING TO GET REKT, HOW? WE AINT AN EMPIRE (YET) THEREFORE IT CANT BE OUR GRAVEYARD.
WE WILL BE MARCHING FROM MURMANSK TO VLADIVOSTOK AND LIBERATE YOUR WOMEN FROM PUSSY IVANS.

Two words: nuclear holocaust

Any good place for pillaging, m8?

>once our airforce and navy is done bombarding your defenseless country

LOST IT

gr8 b8t.

Actually russian football hooligans would vipe your country with their bare hands, but whatev.

wait are you saying my government is tracking and monitoring people with different oppinion ?

Genuine question, does Norway even have nuclear arms?

>There wouldn't be a square meter of Russian soil that has running water, electricity, or petrol

there already isnt

You have my bow

How is that a Genuine question?

You know they don't

>He fell for the Russia is invading meme

>hes using nukes in 2017

Kek nice Stone age tech you got.

We have shouts. *FUS RO DAH*

Tell that meme to ukraine

Same.

Not going to die for mohammed and south cucks, if shits pops off with russia you are all fair game to me.

no, we don't and I'm not sure OP is off his meds or if he is 13, but this is hilarious and embarrassing at the same time.

Here are some Royal Navy ships supplying your civilians with aid to survive the cold

>2017 still using aircraft carriers

LOL is it the 60s or am i dreaming?

Oh, and the OP pic is our entire naval force. 26 ships kek and he wants a war with Russia.

That seems very intruding

Yes, your navy is really good Norway.
You sure will get those Russian A-holes

Count me in.

Together with the ruskies we can cleanse Oslo and other cities of multiculturalism.

I, on the other hand, would welcome the Russian invasion with joy

Cuck

Nigger.

Get ready to be a refugee again if this happens.

Top cuck

I see a lot of pro russian sentiment among my fellow norbros, maybe we should make a meeting or something to know each others better

>SKAM
kek

Don't be stupid. There is no pro russian sentiment among norbors. If poland Invades I am with the polish. It's not pro russian its anti-Cuck sentiment Norway has became.

t. sergei vodkanof

Sup Forums is satire;)

Says so when you enter the board, its parroted in every thread and is precisely what will be claimed in court.

Unless PST is interested in a payed asset, incase count me in and throw me some sheckels.

Lets look at reality they would fucking genocide you lmao

Sup Forums is not satire.