>A Russian millionaire is in advanced talks with the Kiribati government to lease three uninhabited islands and establish an alternative Russia and revive the monarchy.
>Russian Anton Bakov and his wife Maria are planning to re-establish the Romanov Empire on three remote islands in the south Pacific nation of Kiribati, and invest hundreds of millions of dollars into the impoverished island’s economy.
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Are they looking for farmers? I want to live on a tropical island with a king.
Welcome to Tropico!
Where do I sign?
this.
can I be your neighbour senpai? we could establish a Sup Forums farming neighborhood.
more countries is always a good thing
>Romanov Empire
>No Romanov
I want an anime neighbourhood.
Are any heirs still alive?
>Implying there can be a Russia without our soil
Worst idea I've ever heard.
>plans to revive a specific Patriarchy without a direct blood descendent
Uhhhhhhh, how?
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Most of your soil is frozen wastelands, I highly doubt tropical islands are worse to live on.
I think frozen wastelands makes them what they are
Oh shit, they've already got UberXL
Alcoholics?
harden alcoholics
you can only grow soft on tropical islands t b h
Yeah, and just as detached from reality as you'd imagine.
This is the kind of autistic shit I would expect Sup Forums to do
Question
Would they mind a influx of fat basement dwellers for base infrastructure
The more jewish and scrawny of us will make a killing selling bodypillows and 2 liters of soda
I plan to make a killing as a food delivery man
Or any soil for that matter since he can only lease them. WTF?
There are some distant relatives of the Romanovs
Keep the niggers and jews out and it will thrive.
Im down. Family left russia after getting btfo in the peoples rev.
How long until their empire is... under water?
There are distant relatives of Solomon and David as well, doesn't mean they live in Israel. Ruskie is fucking retarded.
>millionaire
he is not even a billionaire, what a looser. Its literally nothing.
>the spare is fit to lead an empire
LOL
>According to the letter of the law, nobody from the living Romanovs can legitimately claim the Russian throne now: they or their ancestors were born to couples in morganatic marriages (which is reasonable, as it was hard for the exiled Romanovs to enter even marriages). However, there are some interesting candidates:
If the picture is indicative of the rest of the island it does not appear very fertile.
There are close relatives
You can buy chornozem tankers from Ukrainians, they are poor and have tons of this shit
chile isn't fertile either, they still manage to be a major agricultural exporter though
putin is gonna drive by and smoke em out
I'd join if they're accepting applications.
Cлaвa цapю.
Cлaвa Pycи
Another epstein island
hang on fellas I've got an idea. How about they just transport a metric fucktonne of Russian soil to raise the islands?
two birds. one stone.
See
Apparently none are legally able to claim the throne. Pic related. This fatfuck American was legitimately crowed King of the Isle of Mann, being of legit provable lineage.
Farming in Kiribati.
W-what do they grow, chiles?
GEDDIT? CHILES
ANCAP PARADISE
NO GOVERMENTS
LETS DO IT PEOPLE
lucky son of a bitch, i wanna be a king
Same here,
Where do you reside?
Romanovs dont exist anymore, only some half-georgian babka decendent from kirill vladimirovich (the romanov who betrayed the tzar in the first place)
Exactly
Without the harsh winter how will romanov russia stop invaders?
Ukraine knows where to source some cheap But yeah, probably not a growing type of location (tons of son, no treeline to protech from soil erosion, lack of freshwater). Fishing is the way to go.
Look at those beautiful waters.
I'm down for a farming island.
They borrowed this technique from the Japanese. Interesting method, that particular seaweed is very hard to cultivate ergo sells for A LOT of money.
Ireland uses similar methods but grow it only as feed for organic compost. Odd.
Ultimate cucks - establish a monarchy of some degenerate bloodline that used to rule Russia instead of making your own kingdom
sun*
protect*
I am so sorry. Here's a picture by way of apology.
True. Just look at Samoa. Everyone is dying of diabeetes there, they are fat as USA & Mexico combined.
Rev up those Russian linguistics courses because I'm one huge faggot
>Ultimate LARPers declare New Russia on islands
>Real Russia turns up, builds military base, shuts LARPers down
>Kiribati ask for islands back
>Can't do. Russian clay now.
>Submarine catches fire randomly in port
Genius plan there Ruskies.
>leasing the land for your emptire
That literally doesn't make sense.
Coconutniggers deserve death.
Kiribati's finest indigenous wominz.
Thats becuase the only food there is canned food and soda
KEKISTAN IS BECOMING REALITY
Think long term.
Lease the land, establish yourself then overthrow the indigenous.
Textbook colonialism
True
>Russian millionaire
This post is the secret answer. I've worked throughout the South Pacific and SE Asia. Many of these places are bleak shitholes. However, keep it white, tidy, and entrepreneurial and this Russian might be able to pull something off. Shit, using the Chinese spratly experience with reclamation and gear, he might even be able to build up and expand his islands. Odds would be better if he were a billionaire instead of just a millionaire.
looks hella fun desu
>gib them one trillion dollars
>they kick you out
>german khan
Can Putin revive tha Romanov dynasty?
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I thought that whole line was wiped out by communist revolutionaries.
Direct challenge to the US. The island is very close to Hawaii.
nsw
>German Khan
They're some still alive, just another branch.
The guy that had a claim on the head of the dynasty died on the 31st of december. But there is another one
kek
No worries mate. I was just memeing but it's good to see some enterprising whites getting out there and doing shit like this, even if they're rich cunts LARPing.
Hey you're that one Aussie expat in Thailand who's been on Sup Forums for years right? I find I agree with a lot of your posts.
None have legal claim to the throne. That's like saying because the bastard descendents of the Stuart house still exist that they have a legal right to usurp the throne of Britain from the Windsors.
Singbro knows what's up. You can come, but no Malay niggers or PRC monkeygooks allowed.
But i love brown pussy, what am i allowed to bring
Hawaii will btfo any challengers with our surfers and our Micronesians.
Our mini socialist multiculturalist experiment can take on all challengers- and host them in a variety of.subpar hotels on beaches.that periodically spill disease riddled sewage.
Be afraid.
Yes, but they can still claim, and there is no one to really oppose them
It's the same in Ukraine, maidan was financed by Jewish billionaires.
LOL. Coming back from Geyling as a taxi driving old uncle told me once before: There is fucking and there is marrying. Do what you want, but don't get confused by your dick.
Bring your legendary Jew-level money skills to rip off tourists! :)
That looks comfy as fuck.
None of legitimate legal right to make such claims through, they'd be dismissed instantaneously. Good example is this man :
en.m.wikipedia.org
Simple research discovered he held legitimate claim to the throne of Britain and never took action...because why would he have? Seems stupid to chase such pipedreams. Considering the vastness of America there are probably half a dozen people...if not more with legitimate claims to thrones across the planet. Why people don't research their genealogical history is beyond me.
>Why people don't research their genealogical history is beyond me.
>be french
>pretty much was destroyed/burned
But let's say Putin say, hey Romanov, come back. He choose the guy with the most legitimity (even if he's not of the right branch)
>too warm
>fucking sand
>fucking sun
>sea water
>fuckton of fucking sea water
>island niggers
Already hate this place.
He has no right, the Church has to legitimize royalty. As of now, no one alive has legal claim to the throne. Putin isn't a dictator, but a President constrained by the Constitutional laws of the land he presides over. Don't you think he'd simply stake claim to that himself if he had the power to do so?
There are also dozens of legitimate claims to the French throne.
en.m.wikipedia.org
Oh you know what to do. Just say island niggers are oppressing Russians settlers and Putin will send troops to annex the fascist island.
SA
Did your parents go through China?
There are 2 that could really claim it, others are memes. They're descendants, if loads of people would die, they could claim it.
>getting confused by my dick
Lol my dick has 2 modes on and off
Media will bitch about muh colonialism, i guarantee it
Looks like a new offshore money laundering site.
Wouldn't you need a claimant to properly do this?
Too bad your King lives there.
Still way too warm and sunny.
>3. An elective candidate!
The first thing to remember when discussing possible heirs to the Russian throne is that the founder of the Romanov dynasty, Tsar Michael I, was elected by a national assembly - Zemsky Sobor ("Assembly of the land"), which included representatives from all estates. If Russia were to restore monarchy and choose a Tsar, we could simply elect him
Tsar Vladimir!
>when all else fails, just make shit up
Nope, that's not me.
Young gals look nice and exotic in that Hawaiian Lilo&Stitch kind of way. Guess they fatten and sag pretty soon on account of all the sun and general poverty.
>Implying Anastasia isn't still alive.
The King of Spain and...?
I love this idea. Nothing upsets Jews more than a Resurrection.
