Why aren't you a father yet, Sup Forums?

Why aren't you a father yet, Sup Forums?

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My genetic material isn't good enough. I'm taking one for the team.

Getting my shekels together

i have a fatal attraction to chicks with dicks

Who cares? I can't make threads anymore

There isn't a girl as beautiful as Rami-chan

Get a Sup Forums pass you fuckin gypsy

Don't give jewgle your free slave labor

be gentle he's still recovering from communism

I wont my spread my niggerspainard/polishjew
genetics

shekels user shekels...

a part of earning pretty good money here it's still not enough to provide for family

>t 28 yo
>t network engineer

I'm a fat NEET.

I think letting shekels be the stopping you is not the right way to go about it. I grew up in a family that didn't have much money, but did have a strong family, and we were just fine. In fact I think it was better that I grew up with money being tight.

My friends who made families all somehow made it all just work out some how. Once you have kids you have to. You don't have a choice. I only ever hear tales of regret from bad marriages or waiting too long.

I've lost faith in white women. I also can only afford necessities in my small NYC apartment, so it looks like starting family is not one of my options.

It's pretty soul crushing but that's why i have Lil B.

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I leeched off a sterile working woman who put me through school until 30. Now that I own a profitable startup, I'm going to find someone younger to bear my elite white children.

women here are neither white nor good natured, other than the ones that have already been married for several years obviously

Because I need to find a wholesome christian wife first and thats turning out to be harder than I though.

I made my first baby last year. Get your shit together white people.

Have 2. It was a mistake, stay single.

My ex miscarried. I try not to think about it.

Miscarriage

underrated

Women don't find me attractive.

haven't found a nice black girl to settle down with and have cute mulatto kids with yet

wish me luck pol

R A R E

I'd much rather let my kids live a comfortable life in a stable home than worry about if I can afford to feed them every month

I am my own father.

not financially stable yet
I haven't compiled a compendium yet for the mother of my child

>he thinks people will get unironically mad at this

Fuck off Nigel, no one cares

I finally had a kid with my wife in our 30s. Definitely worth it, but I do make enough to be in the top 5% in the USAr

I don't want to spread my retarded genes to another generation.

Larpadoodledoo!!

I am a father. Ask me anything

Because my wife is past her due date, she must have a very comfy womb

how's life?

Working on it.

My wife and I have been trying to get pregnant for 8 months now. We're both in our mid-30's, so it's kind of a later-in-life decision. We're going to a fertility specialist in a few weeks to see if my swimmers are adequate and if her womb is capable of bearing children.

It's a lot of hard work, and you'd think fucking twice a day for five straight days would be fun, but it's work.

Here's some tips:
>Take Zinc, Vit D,C, and B.
>go balls deep at the moment of cumming
>Missonary, then make her stay there with her legs in the air for about 5-10 minutes
>dont be fat
>work out
>Eat better

Fucked my ex and her boyfriend thinks it's his.

Why would you want another man raising your son?

Canadians are what we call "white trash."

Ex-wife was a frigid cunt.
Current girlfriend in graduate school so no time.
Ex-girlfriend got preggers but the baby had no heart.

> sad panda.

It's a girl

Same here bro.

Ah I see. Can you answer this one too please. Why do Canadians have a smug sense of false superiority over the US?

No job. I can't cum from sex.

so i'm taking zinc, 5000 iu's of vitamin d, standard b & c complexes, along with amino acids like l-lysine, l-arginine, and l-carnitine. i also take a one-a-day vitamin and fish oil. i work out 5-6 days a week and eat clean.

We do have sex in the missionary position most of the time, but all the time during babymaking. i tried telling her to put her legs up after sex and let gravity help my semen, but she says she's uncomfortable doing that. don't know why.

that's why we're heading to a reproductive endocrinologist. just to make sure we're not missing anything.

They don't really. That's just a mix of True Canadian (tm) humor and nucanadians who need to do that because they have no national self-identity.

I probably will be in 9 months with all the women I've fucked raw recently

Best of luck bro. If she's barron trade her in for an 18 year old. Start fresh and make a family of 50.

>the baby had no heart
I made it just fine

love her too much to leave her, but thanks for the advice.

Nice, how's the situation feel?

I am a shitskin Turk, therfore I it would be disadvantageous to procreate and my sole purpose on this planet is to support the Germans in my country economically and socially.

90% of American women are broken

No artificial womb yet.

shitskins will be the new white people in 50 years.

Not him but also a dad and it fucking sucks besides being a dad.

I was gonna step up but she didn't want me to

canada is internationally renowned for the population size its representing.

we did a lot of cool shit senpai, most people just hate canada cuz theyd rather be like us

Who says I'm not desu?

>I cant spread my niggerspainard/polishjew
genetics

Better hope it's a girl, otherwise you're going to have a useless codependent mama's boy for a son.

accident with a pistol

>uncomfortable
probably because she's sabotaging your conception efforts until she finally gets knocked up by Chad Thundercock.

Only because you can piggyback on the opportunities presented by the US of A.

Stop pretending to be user's dead baby, it's poor taste.

I have no gf

BRRRRRRRAAAAAPPPPPPPPTTT

No fixed employment, just contract work.

fuck off, I spent the last month in fear because I had unprotected sex with my gf even though I pulled out after a minute to avoid any kids

she got her period the other day so I can finally breathe again

haram

gay boys can't get butt pregnant

nu-Ramiel is a piece of shit just like the rest of the Rebuilds. OG Octahedron Ramiel was the best. The new one was just CGI crap

>12 tabs of futa open right now

I'm sure I don't have a problem.

I am. Thanks for enquiring

Pure Aryan specimen but I'm sterile.

Because pussies aren't tight enough for me to cum.

I need ass.

The Saturn symbology in that picture is immense

Japs worshipping Satan now?

Because I don't want to subject another sentient being to suffer in this shit tier world.

How did you get sterile?

Lack of fertility seems to be a problem these days.

We already know it's a girl

Don't fully know, it was genetic I guess.

Before you ask: no, a magic jew didn't snip my penis.

That sucks dude. How do you know you're sterile?

Tested a few years ago, when I was about 17-ish.

That's super fucked up. I hate to think that while I avoid reproduction somebody who wants it can't.

Are you thinking of adopting instead?

Thanks, man.

I'm hoping to start my uni course soon and maybe adopt in the future when I'm more stable.

The world horrifies me into a coma and shit mental health genetics on my dad's side. Probably about 50/50 junior comes out crazy so nope.

I am both shy and picky, having a series of bad relationships and then the first girl I ever really loved leave didn't help.

Dicklet detected

I am, you little boy.