ITT conspiracy theories you unironically believe

>the welfare state is a governmental dysgenics program created to dumb down the population by making it the easiest for the least capable members of society to procreate

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>16 years old general

Humans have created a multitude of break away civilizations, including the nazis, and there are hundreds of secret space programs being conducted behind our backs. Aliens are real, nazis live in space.

But that is not a conspiracy theory, that is pure economic theory confirming itself as true.

Humans are social by nature.

Not an argument

individualism: lone wolf caveman who doesn't live to see his twenties.


Worth it my mane man

>I believe that the population is being dumbed down on purpose with the retarded entertainment and chemicals in the foods, this is actually partially done for their own good.
>Actually it's necessary.
>When automation hits and most people lose their jobs and at the same time the only meaning of their lives, it's good to have them just stupidly staring at a screen, while pulling UBI and stuffing their faces with more estrogen ridden crap to keep them pacified.

>Individualism = Globalism
hmm really makes me think.

The (((Jew goons))) are conducting a globalist psyop making memes based off of my name/identification avatarfagging to make me believe there are anons who like me, and also make me believe God is favoring me so I will let my guard down

The United States caused Chernobyl to deflect attention away from the Challenger disaster a couple of months before.

Kalergi program and ZOG.

Parasitic thought forms beneath surface reality are preventing me from getting a gf

Not much of a conspiracy theory anymore though... If someone says it openly and then the policy is enacted, that's not really a conspiracy.

There was a combined Nazi and Japanese land invasion of western Australia. News outlets didn't report it to keep moral high

Sandy Hook was a false flag operation. The most damning evidence is that the school wasn't even open, and hadn't been open for some time, when the incident happened.

Sup Forums is probably a complete waste of time

How can Globalists thrive in this?

Global elites practice Kabballah and 9/11 was a ritual sacrifice aimed to alter collective consciousness and introduce a new era of transhumanism

bigfoot farts chemtrails

A ruling elite runs behind the scenes, money and power rule everything.

If you try to liberate yourself and your people you die : Qaddafi, Hussein and in the future Al assad and Putin.

There's a massive disinformation campaign against Russia in the west, see : Russia legalizes domestic violence(fake news).

Estrogen is being intentionally dumped into the water supply. I believe this simply because I've been in enough rich (Jewish) people's houses to know they have filters on their tap to get rid of it.

We just got Trump elected, so no.

They still have the (((pure coincidence))) card.

I actually agree with this and I work in the welfare sector. The amount of single moms with 4 kids getting gibs is ridiculous

even if it's not being dumped into the water supply intentionally, there's so much of it being excreted into the water supply from birth control pills being pissed out, you should filter your water.

Honestly i think one reason the Mississippi delta is such a backwards shithole is because those people are consuming ALL the pollution in the river from like 2/3 of the continental united states and that includes literally tons of estrogen.

True.

Recent developments: I didn't know the EU flag design was literally picked by Kalergi. The same Kalergi that wrote about ethnically-cleansing Europe and leaving it in the charge of Jews. The 12 stars on it is for the 12 tribes.

Probably true.
I just know it would cost something to the tune of $32 billion to chemically treat the water and get rid of it, so naturally no Western government is doing it.

there was a study done on this and it is the reason we are seeing the rise in homosexuality and trans sexuality

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any ideology taken too far is shit

individualism taken too far leads to narcissism, and all the worst pomo ails that accost us now.

social justice is caused by narcissism-- "Who I am is important," "I am set apart from others by my willingness to throw my own kind under the bus"

etc.

That illustration is incorrect. Social Justice and the snowflake mentality is the natural extension of extreme individualism.

Without a strong national state that has common roots in ethnicity, individuals think they are more important than they society they form by working together for a common goal.

>Flourine in drinking water and toothpaste lowers IQ one generation at a time to control the masses more easely.
>Jews are at the top of media/entertainment/banking promoting racemixing(to dumb down population and destroy whites because they are a threat still) through hollywood and by forcing "diversity quotas" on commercials in western societies.
>Been looking up chemtrails but not fully convinced by any theories
>lots of minor almost exclusively jewish tricks

quads confirm estrogen in the water supply

>Sargon is against collectivism
>but he's a socialist

I don't believe the x in water supply theory. If there was a conspiracy to do it, why would they not do the same with any and all drinks available?

>t. water filter merchant
What were you doing in their homes anyway?

America is the best country on earth because of it's individualism, and respect for human autonomy. All groups and group identities come secondary to being an individual American.

>The United States caused Chernobyl to deflect attention away from the Challenger disaster a couple of months before.

only to shift blame and responsibility for cancer deaths from radiation, the challenger exploded in the sky with a nuclear reactor on board

dude wtf

"Pizzagate"

>communism and feudalism are basically the same thing haha
Are you functionally illiterate or do you just have a pathological fear of books?

Kike, please leave and never post here again

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How is estrogen produced on an industrial scale?

I've suspected that for some time. Alex Jones catches flak for the whole "gay frogs" thing, but he's essentially correct.

the australian government, despite it's claims to the contrary, did have plans in place to abandon all territory north of brisbane in the event of a japanese invasion during ww2

>archaeological evidence of the extreme antiquity of human civilization has been and continues to be suppressed by academia, notably the Smithsonian Institute
>any evidence which disrupts the linear argument is quietly put in the basement

*BFFFFFFFFFP*

>making it the easiest for the least capable members of society to procreate
>Nazism

No, we still had some sense of belonging as Americans, since most immigrants until recently were from majority white nations. What helped make us great was a mix of the Republic form of government mixed with capitalism. Despite the ethnic divisions, we flared up in greatness for a short period of time. However, the lack of ethnic ties means that there is no true "American". We a a nation of mongrels.

Centuries after we have fallen, no one will be able to say "My heritage and bloodline is American". We'll only be remembered for our good ideas and dreams, but in the end even ethtnicies like the Scots will outlive us.

Nazis are legit probably in Antarctica t b h

plastic bottles are the source of it user

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xenoestrogen
Xenoestrogens are a type of xenohormone that imitates estrogen. They can be either synthetic or natural chemical compounds. Synthetic xenoestrogens are widely used industrial compounds, such as PCBs, BPA and phthalates, which have estrogenic effects on a living organism even though they differ chemically from the estrogenic substances produced internally by the endocrine system of any organism.

Simulation Theory

Pic unrelated I should've said

>I believe the entertainment industry is a tool of the left, whose purpose is to brainwash the masses into liberal values
>I blame the current state of the American Black on the left wings brainwashing tactics
>I believe the left wing realizes blacks are becoming too racially diverse (mixed race) and are shifting their focus on illegals and Mexicans to maintain their political power
>Also Jews are unironically super villains

Birth control. Women gobble it up like Skittles then piss it into the water supply. It stays down there and doesn't biodegrade despite the normal cycles of evaporation and replenishment. There's enough scientific evidence EE-2 causes fish mutations, but that science is suppressed by the Left because muh wmyny's sexshul freedumb.

What do you think soft drinks, fruit drinks, etc., are made out of, Swede? Not every liquid people consume is cum.

They think I'm a good goy because I'm cultured, a writer, a fencer, etc., and somehow I end up being invited to various soirées.

what about glass bottles?

>dude wtf

it gets worse

>Alex Jones catches flak for the whole "gay frogs" thing, but he's essentially correct.

the man speaks truth on this issue, which firm manufactures huge amounts of the estrogenic petrochemicals that are causing the rise in homosexuality and trans sexuality

Dupont and Dow chemical

and what are those people like?

they're pedophiles over multiple generations

Jones knows what he's talking about on this

glass does not have them. so glass or ceramic cups are the way to go

Disprove the 16 year olds if you're so much wiser

>What do you think soft drinks, fruit drinks, etc., are made out of
If that was the case, everyone are being affected by it and it's not targeted at one specific group.

He also picked the Anthem and made the recommendation that the Parliment building "Be reminiscent of The Tower of Babel..."

You really want to shit bricks go take a look at the recipient list of his foundations Kalergi-Prize, awarded every two years.

A big ass 18k medallion with his face on it given only to the best goyim!

How do I filter all this shit out?

FUCKKKKK

I'M IMPURE!

Where do this phytoestrogens come from?

neat
birth control pills use estrogen as an active ingredient?

Shit. Do regular water filters filter estrogen? I know you need reverse-osmosis to filter shit like fluoride, but regular tap filters should be okay...right?

So australia is a secret nazi base?

Everyone is affected by it, but you can do a hell of a lot to minimize the effects.
I haven't used plastic food containers or bottles in ages.
Everything is either glass or metal.
I have a 3 stage filter system. Needs new cartridges though.
Also I try to eat testosterone promoting fruit and vegetables.
You can combat it, but you can also go full retard and consume a ton of that shit.
For example by microwaving or heating up plastics in general and then eating or drinking stuff from them.

And here's a fun little fact.
I remember people talking about Xenoestrogens turning frogs into faggots/females in the 90s.
This was apparently happening in Sweden already back then.

The filters say on the package what they remove.
Some remove hormones, some don't.

-only- if its an activated carbon filter

You anons need a basic gestalt?

>Born to known CIA shills in Texas.
>Breaks free of the conditioning at young age.
>School teachers discover he has the power to read the documents at an incredible speed, managing 20k words in just under 15 minutes.
>Becomes WWE champion at age 12 and refuses title to redpill the world using the power of laughter,
>Becomes famous comedian, Bill Hicks.
>Attempts truther comedy but the redpill is too powerful for his current form and he dies in 1994.
> He returns after 3 days in a new form, stronger, fitter.
>God tells him to warn everyone about 9/11
>why should of listened.
>Heartbroken, he finds it within himself to continue his mission to save the world, creating a waterfilter that will save humankind.
>Waterfilter has purification abilities that could clean the worlds oceans if he manages to create a big enough device.

That's just the beginning. There's more to this hero story. But I'll save that for another time.

Fuck that crypto-marxist dickhead.

I've accepted that as fact for as long as I can remember. Pretty sure it's not a conspiracy at all. It's pretty fucking clear that both parties in the US will fight over who can win the welfare vote and use it to gain more control to install more policies that create more welfare voters to then vote them back in, etc. The fact that the Republicans were willing to try to give citizenship to illegals not like 2 years ago is proof that the neocons and RINOs are just slightly better than the Democrats but are still enemies of the American people. Trump will purge all.

>crypto-marxist
Man, he's alright. Bigger youtubers making people question and resist the status quo is good.
Can't open a discussion with "jews did 9/11" and expect normies to stay interested.

The Fate of Empires and Death Squared explain all of the problems with the modern world. The answer is to destroy society in a way that resembles Ragnarok.

Got any documents/sources about this?

>the welfare state is a governmental dysgenics program created to dumb down the population by making it the easiest for the least capable members of society to procreate
I don't necessarily agree with the latter half of this statement, but the first half is definitely true.

Why not fight fire with fire?

We need to start dumping obscene amounts of test into our water supplies

Individual cant create anything but what one brain one set of hands can make. Collective is what can move mountains and create massive cities.

thanks for the speed-up information brochure, mon ami
the jones pill is the way to enlightenment

we never went to the moon.

i no longer even place that statement in the conspiracy category, it's easily proven that we never went there.

Ancient civilizations had some crazy ass technology and Atlantis wus leading power until its collapse.
High ranked ((elite)) worships aliens/multidimensional entities but runs shitty spiritual sideshows like satanism and cults for lower ranked elite as training/team building.
Rothschild family kickstarted both communism and Nazism.
Kubrick used to make propaganda shilling movies and (((had hearth attack))) after spilling too many beans in original cut of Eyes Wide Shut.
t.tinfoil pro

Global Elites.

Just think.
What would supress you if you had the power and money to control other people?

If that were true, wouldn't it show on hormone tests? As far as I know, testosterone and oestrogen "normal" levels haven't changed over time.

no problem Austria. Jones is love. Jones is light.

most plausible one

then explain why in places like India it is the poor folk who exist on subsistence farming indifferent to " welfare " that can have a lot of kids?

Your theory is wrong.

Martians came to Earth after they learned Mars was not suitable for life and are our ancestors.

Other UFOs are humans who have decided to leave Earth to go and colonize other planets after making advancements in technology.

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1. I dont like you.
2. Stop namefigging if it bothers you so much.

Praise Kek

I would suppress tranny/futa/dickgirl/shemale porn of all kinds dessou

They have. Google it. Test levels in men are something like 50% lower on average compared with 50 years ago.

I'm guessing on the numbers but its legitimately something to that effect.
It could be estrogen in our food and water. It could be a societal influence. Guys face less competition, leas violence, do less exercise etc... On average which I think contributes significantly.
Then you could look at how women, being on the pill, are seeking out more and more feminised mates for procreation passing on low test genes.

I remember reading something about how on the pill women rate effeminate pretty men as most attractive but off the pill rate brutish manly men as most attractive.

I actually think the media and entertainment industry causes people to be less introspective and think less rationally about the way things actually are. This is what causes them to move to the left.

>yes its easy to filter out estrogen with charcoal filters

At the risk of defying Kek....

Individualism is not a rejection of sociality but a particular way of trying to organize it. The point is not to argue nobody should cooperate, but rather that the purpose of our cooperation is to benefit the individuals who volunteer themselves towards that cooperation.

In a more philosophical sense, the proper unit of moral theory is the individual.

Atomization and antisociality are individualism in its corrupted and degenerate forms.

I think our ((elites)) are cut-rate wannabe elites(gods to them) that used to be here.

Kennedy was the only true conspiracy

JUst Alize's the rich Jews house I go to do not drink water out of plastic and drink it filtered

Or the most obvious one. I mean, they had Rubenstein shoot Oswald on live tv.

Child sex rings are rampant among the elite. The dirt of this knowledge is used by the apex of the elite to control their underlings, and blackmail them into saying and doing what they want, and allowing them infinite lolis and drugs in exchange for compliance