Risk thread

Game Starts at five players

Arizona
Yellow
Westworld

Michigan, Red, "Wolverines" Militia

bump.

Florida blue anus-melters

Atlantis
Teal
New Jersey

Just making sure, you can cross the LP of Michigan to the UP in this, right?

Probably
if not that's bullshit

New Prussia
Dark Gray
Virginian Coast

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
IM A RETARD

Take rest of Nevada then move into California.

Okay, funny joke, now put us back where we belong.

Also, rolling.

Fill rest of New Jersey, spill into Maryland then Virginia

For when you add me, fill Virginia, then spill NC.

I'm done.

Since I got trips, fill Maryland, Virginia, spill into the Carolinas

Oh yeah, just fill out the rest of Michigan for me, in regards to my previous roll.

Alliance?

Also since there's only four of us, and Florida seems to be AFK, this might be a boring game

more will show dont worry.

Sure, why not. I'll take the midwest, you can have the coastline and south.

I do hope this game picks up with some extra players.

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Rolling to fill out Michigan.

California then Utah

Spills?

Union of Cascadia
Dark Green
Around Seattle

Wisconsin.

Green

Mitt Romney's Mormon Caliphate

Boston

Use this post to roll to fill Washington and Oregon (if possible)

Kill Prussia, if spill into Pennsylvania and New york

United Islamic State
Orange
Texas

Pink
Vaporwave
Alabama

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Take the rest of Utah then go into Oregon.

Rolling to fill out Hawaii, then Alaska.

fill new york

Fill texas

no you get Wisconsin now

Capture the rest of Washington and then invade Idaho

we could be friends instead you chose to fight a really long war

Kill Prussia
spill into Pennsylvania

Okay. Is Hawaii and Alaska not conquerable until a certain point?

Fill texas thats it

you cant get it until you reach the coast you fucking mong.

Exactly

Invade Washington.

Fill Pennsylvania
if Mitt Romney attacks defend

kill atlantas

actually my bonus is + 10

Fill texas

Defend and fill Idaho

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FILL TEXAS

continue to kill atlantas

Continue the invasion of Washington

KILL CHEEKY ROMNEY

spills into Pennsylvania

Defend
Retake Washington
Spills to Idaho

pali reeeeeeee

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can I still join this

no

Invade the brazilian monkey.

kill atlantas

Move west occupy New Mexico

kill Romney

Defend and take over Idaho

I was asking the host you dick

SHUT THE FUCK UP NIGGER

we dont like your kind around here boy.

or what faggot.

ignoring westworld being a monkey who cannot poo in loo to save his life, can i still join this host

OR I MEANT SHIT RIGHT NOW IN MY CHAIR PUSSY BOY

Rolling to fill out Wisconsin, spillover into Ohio if necessary.

Also Michigan has a coast, and a river that dumps into the Atlantic Ocean.

FUCK ME DAD

alright boy. i guess were partners now

We where always partners friend.

you can join Canuck

continue the invasion of the north. cyborg cowboys away.

Finish New Mexico spill into Texas

>roll higher than atlantas
>still lose land

fuck you op, kill his ass already

Kill Romney. Spill West Virginia

k then

Leaf Nation
Purple
Ohio

my bonus

you dont have a bonus retard

Fuck this shit
Abandon the front, dedicate everything to migrating to the Dakotas

White Man's Land
White
Montana/North Dakota Border in the north.

bonuses shouldnt mean shit if i rolled higher, these rules are gay

Rolling to fill out Wisconsin then Indiana

fuck reeeeeeeeeeeeee

OP annul that, put everything into defense

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keepin it alive

push him out of washington and go into oregon.

Fill Ohio

Cascadia how would you feel about an alliance

kill atlanta, and dont count atlantas bonuses

also op needs to give me the land he stole through his shit rules, in a fair game i would have kicked atlantas ass by now

Kill off Romney, spill into New York and Pennsylvania

Fill ND, spills into SD

Bonuses are a part of most risk games you stupid nigger, and I have had way more land then you anyways so even without the bonus I would kill you

if you dont like it play a risk game without bonuses

Fill texas

Fill out Indiana, then spillover into Illinois.

or maybe forfeit your unfairly earned shit to me and get rid of your unfair bullshit rule