>electricity bows to the battery >in contact with outlets and light posts >possess conductive abilities >control oroville with a shocking flow >owns power plants & generators locally >direct descendants of the electricity from zeus >will provide electricity for first keks on mars >oroville will be the first power plant >own 99% of californias usable electricity on earth >first power plant will be oroville power plant > battery said to have high flow, such conductivity has only existed on the earth deep in the mariana trench & japan >ancient native scriptures tell of battery failures that will descend upon california and will bring an age of dark cities and power plant technology progression >they own thunderclouds around the world >you likely have oroville batteries inside you now >the battery is in regular communication with the agencies, fowarding the word of oroville power plant >who do you think set up the meeting between greenpeace and the WNA? the first meeting of the two organisations since their creation and arranged the WNAs leader first trip to sahara to oroville failsafe power plant in desert land? >they learned fluent electrical engineering in under a day >other dams entrusted their electricity to the oroville battery >there is no electricity in california, only in the battery >the battery is about 50 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base spillway currently accepted by our society >in reality, they are eroded beings existing in only a short span of time and space from the big overflow of california >we dont know their ultimate plans yet >we hope the battery is well constructed >called a friend earlier >friends name. Spare.
Aaron Lewis
Will the damn bust or bust?
Jaxson Clark
Praise Aqua! Praise the Axis cult!
Cameron Scott
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Nathaniel Richardson
The water rises!
Thomas Rogers
OUT IN 59958 47756
Michael Perez
idk but ima bust to this
Isaac Ramirez
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Angel Edwards
>47k inflow cmon we're so close
Logan King
First for gaping wet vagina in the hillside
Juan Brown
What are the objective, non-meme chances (percentage preferred) that Oroville goes bye-bye?
James Robinson
101%
Ryan Baker
You will be blessed with clean, perfectly-flushing toilets for your devotion. [spoiler]You might attract a lot more attention from the undead though[/spoiler]
Ryan James
I like those odds.
Isaiah Torres
Reposting conspiracy-related post:
Things I'm finding weird:
>barely any coverage, even from Trump even though it plays perfectly for him re: infrastructure+commiefornia >them frantically trying to improve the emergency spillway >them repairing the emergency spillway using seemingly the most sparing of equipment (got a couple rocks) >evacuating two towns down today
I bet the company which runs the dam is giving big bags of money to california politicians, they don't want this going federal so they're not calling in the feds because then people will look into it
Seems weird that for how catastrophic this could end up being that they've still got joe schmo in his high-vis jacket pouring a drop of a concrete into the spillway base
I think they're just going for a hope and a prayer at this point. If the dam seriously breaks they're all fucked anyway, so might as well keep it in house until that point I guess?
Mason Reyes
ok so they made it to -50 feet they should be fine now.
Gabriel Sanchez
Ever since this started I put my bets on it not happening (as lodged in the strawpoll). But for sure it's something to keep your eye on because the fallback plans are weak and a black swan even could cause a massive failure in the hillside.
Robert Ross
So who the fuck signed off on this in the first place?
Gabriel Harris
Unions are paid not to do any work in California.
Anthony Wilson
YES MY MEME LIVES
Jeremiah Gonzalez
That's my reading. And to be honest I think it was sensible to lift the evac order.
Let folks back in to keep things from going to shit, and if it starts going south, let them file back out on their own rather than have more gridlock panic.
Jayden Taylor
Can the guy who posted the elevation/volume curve post it again and source it?
Caleb Carter
> rather than have more gridlock panic.
I'm starting to think the first evac a few days ago was a test in regards to this
Jayden Gomez
PRAISE KEK RAISE THE VOLTS
Asher Morgan
And additionally two towns down is telling. What I've been predicting is that this is going to get fun because you have to consider the whole downstream path and what it can handle, what the levies can handle, etc.
So it's not just Oroville. It's an entire system that needs to be managed.
William Butler
I wanted to bust to this. I don't think I can fap to ladybaby though.
Josiah Wilson
And if it should happened the the dam doesn't break, they never have to reveal how bad things had really gotten, and who's fault it was that they got that way.
Benjamin Long
THE WATER RISES
Adrian Parker
The way in which the whole Area is shut down is the strangest part, only allowed photographs upclose? >People getting fired for posting pictures to social media
Cameron Garcia
I AM BECOME BATTERIES
Andrew Jones
CHecked!!!!
Asher Edwards
Oroville has been known for gold prospecting
Once all things are settled, the river bed will be laced with gold nuggets
Juan Scott
YESSSSS RAISE THE VOLTS
Robert Morales
wait they evacuated towns again?
I thought people just went back?
Samuel Bell
It's always a test. During Katrina they got it wrong with FEMA, the military, evacuation, and gun confiscation.
Fast forward to Super Storm Sandy and they held back some on the federal intervention so that people wanted it, but social order was remarkably steady.
Nicholas Thompson
>hey guys everything is just fine but uh here are some tips for if you suddenly had to flee from a flood I mean wouldn't it be crazy if that happened haha
Jonathan Young
THIRTEEN POINT FIVE MAKING A COMEBACK
SCREENSHOT THIS
Camden Torres
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Nolan Phillips
That is EXACTLY what the Tweet is. (((They))) know shit is about to go down.
It's supposed to rain heavily tonight. They're probably worried about the water level rising
Nicholas Cooper
This.
Oro literally means gold.
What if the Jews let this happen because they found a goldmine in the dam?
Jaxson Martin
>california politicians, they don't want this going federal
our politicians are supremely corrupt
they definitely dont want feds digging up our accounting books. look up caoifornia's pubic workers pension system and our high speed rail boondoggle
literally tens of billions of tax payer dollars disappeared. no one knows where they went. nobody here, in l.a., s.d. or s.f. wants that stupid high speed train. public transportation metro ridership is down lile 8% in most urban areas. yet our politicians want to raise taxes for more public transportation.
Liam Williams
inflow up to 48k
outflow still at 60k
ERODE THE HILL >ERODE THE HILL
Mason Ross
Based.
Aiden Phillips
BTFO'D again.
Ryder Clark
can someone hit me up with stream link?
also why isnt it in the op?
Grayson Davis
So is no one gonna mention that the inflow jumped 15k??
Isaac Reyes
Is Ft. Bogdanoff in the riverbed?
Anthony Mitchell
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Evan Sanders
They'll all die drowned trying to be the first to get the gold.
Henry Gomez
>they never have to reveal how bad things had really gotten All it takes to know what really goes down is one Trump supporter piss at his high taxes, or a leddit white knight, or a Sup Forums fag to be on the repair/engineering crew. Chances are someone will leak.
Cameron Price
So she's not an actual ladybaby?
Ian Murphy
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Leo Lewis
There is no stream of the dam right now that isn't just recycled footage
Xavier Butler
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Matthew Edwards
ah ok. So they called a happening and then said "nah its k guys come back"
Adam Gonzalez
it does that every few hours
William Sullivan
Should we all buy plane tickets to Oroville in the event the dam fails so we can pan for gold?
Jackson Butler
MCOM here. Have a spare battery.
Nolan Campbell
Okay I apologize for not paying attention to this for the last week. Can someone give me a 'quick rundown' on this whole situation? Will liberals in Cali drown?
Luke Ortiz
Sounds like a plan. Pepe Panning Privilege.
Hudson Wright
Yes
Which is weird especially for Orville because it's the sheriff who makes the call and he evacuated a few days ago when it wasn't as bad as this
Levi Allen
we love you croco loco, the water rises!
Josiah Clark
This was/is/has been happening across the country. Thank God we elected Trump. Now I'll do all I can to serve the Emperor.
Ryan Martin
And then we keep enough of it to make some commemorative Trumpmarks for all who attended.
Robert Wright
it's not enough. we aren't rain dancing with enough soul. I'm gonna need a pint of peyote tea and some insoles for these moccasins.
Brody Anderson
Oroville is real old fashioned US though where you even ever hear about the sheriff running the town.
This isn't crazy Jew California.
Dominic Johnson
>in the event the dam fails so we can pan for gold? Checked. It might be a quicker payday just to loot the bodies
Alexander Ramirez
Fap away you degenerate Fag. It's a Japanese Kawaii Metal Band with an Australian wrestler crossdresser lead singer.
Ethan Long
are any streams up?
Landon Rivera
>this is sustainable
Samuel James
THE WATER RISES
Wyatt Reyes
Especially if that one user who thinks the spillway will somehow erode upwards is right.
Adam Cook
As long as she's not the crossdesser, we're good.
Ethan Moore
Inflow jumped up a lot. This might be out of the regular pattern so keep your eyes wide for the next report. If inflow stays stable or goes up then the rainwaters are beginning to enter the dam
Adrian Thomas
Post more Aqua
Gabriel Barnes
(Checked) None that I know of, just as your digits suggest.
Michael Morgan
No, the streams only go down.
Noah Nguyen
There are gold mines below the water line. Big ones.
Chase Bell
>mfw babymetal was in town >headbang next to cute JP girl > didn't get her name
Sad . But it was a good time :)
James Murphy
This. The corruption here is unbelievable. There are always three shells on the table.
Colton Sanders
Those diffusers at the end are doing yeoman's work, I'll tell you what.
Connor James
Did anything happen with that fat guy who couldn't get out of bed?
Luke Ward
Who are you calling "one" user?
Blake Robinson
I don't know, but I suspect he will be gaining a whole lot of water weight very soon.
Jace Jenkins
4-10" of rain in the oroville are over the next 48 hours.
