The best way to ruin an SJW's day

Alrighty lads, Chadanon here to tell you about the amazing feat I just did.

A little backstory before we get into the real habbening

>be me
>redpilled at a young age due to father being in the police force as well as the navy
>spend most of my childhood playing vidya and watching anime with friends
>Dad teaches me "man lessons" all throughout my upbringing to shape me into a decent man
>it worked.exe
>one of his most important lessons was how to treat women
>throughout middle school and highschool have relationships with plenty of girls but don't fuck them due to the morals my dad instilled

So I spent most of my time with girls back then trying to be respectful and chivalrous, but around the time I was 17 going on 18 my dad got shipped off over seas and I finally decided it was time and fugged a sailor mercury at an anime convention.

(Cont. In next post)

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I'm here

on standby

youtu.be/VYFDquiBU3A

WTF HAVE THIS TYPED OUT BEFOREHAND REEEE!!!

C'mon finish

Hurry newfag

youtube.com/watch?v=uMyCa35_mOg

Cont.

So throughout the next year I would find myself doing lots of degenerate shit with friends and girls, but eventually fall for a girl I dated for three long and painful years.

>Just out of HS
>meet slut of an ex
>date for three years and have a lot of problems
>she's a bluepilled normie and constantly found a new way to piss me off just about every day
>sex started great but then got shit after the first year and a half
>she's constantly going through my phone, but gets offended when I go through hers
>come to find out that she cheated on my 4 times and kept it all hidden
>end up having a half year long depression that made me spiral downward
>after we break she becomes a hard core feminist blue hair and all

Now, this all happened around the time that the primary races were going on so I was addicted to the news and Sup Forums even more so than I ever was before (Been here since 07).

Seeing Trump's rise to power did something to me, and after November's election I have been filled with vigor and energy, but a chaotic energy mind you.

I have such a sour taste in my mouth when it comes to females now because of what I went through with my Thot of an ex, so most of the girls Ive seen or been with have been one or two night stands due to my unwillingness to be in another relationship.

Now here's where the story gets interesting.

(Cont. In next post)

>>throughout middle school and highschool have relationships with plenty of girls but don't fuck them due to the morals my dad instilled
Chad af

Type it beforehand nigger
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Do I have time for a quick fap? I don't want to miss part 3.

Falling for the sex before marriage meme. Kek.

Bump for interest and where is this going?

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>get molested
>dad is disappoint
>story over
the game

ooga boogagoob agoo

>Dad teaches me "man lessons" all throughout my upbringing to shape me into a decent man

Says the guy posting on an anime imageboard

kek
my uncle taught man lessons to me in his cabin in the woods tho

I'm guessing since Trump gets elected OP isn't a loser anymore? Standard Sup Forums shit really.

you should have typed all this out before posting so you could just copy paste it

Why would he do that?
Its about to turn into some walk the dinosaur pasta

>red pilled
>watching anime

yeah na
you're probably a closet fag and liked sitting on your dad's lap in the bath tub

You have weird thoughts.

>redpilled anime watching chad posting on Sup Forums whos dated many girls but didnt fuck any of them because hes too redpilled
yeah dude haha take my upvote

Sorry to keep you guys waiting. I'm typing all this out on my phone due to my computer not working, but here is the conclusion to my tale

>I download tinder for the first time about 2 weeks ago and use it for mostly shits and giggles, as well as using it to redpill the grills on there because I live in a very liberal area of the states
>get my laughs in, but last week I match with this one girl
>super pretty, but very leftist
>in her bio she has "if you even slightly support Trump then Swipe left you fucking racist"
>TARGET LOCKED.png
>message her and tell her everything she wants to hear
>ends up inviting me over to her apartment today to fugg
>go wearing an outfit that is basically Negan from the walking dead
>slip my Trump hat into my jeans waistband and conceal it away
>get to her place
>It looks and smells like a gypsy den
>we go to her room
>she loads a bong and breaks out a line of blow
>join her in degeneracy cause why not take the spoils of war before I drop my tactical trigger nuke

So we end up banging, but I still have my clothes on. She's not complaining because in her words, "leather makes me so wet".

>45 minutes of straight dirty and wild sex and I'm finally about to blow my last load
>THETIMEHASCOMEANDSOHAVEI.avi
>pull out
>take out concealed Trump hat
>just as I'm letting out my cum I yell MMMMMAAAAAGGGAAAAAAAAAA really fucking loud and obnoxiously
>as soon as she looks back she has an immediate look of disgust
>I'm panting and smiling as she sits there dumbfounded
>asks me if I'm being serious
>I just start laughing
>homegirl is visibly shaken and lost for words
>put my dick back in and make my way to the door
>she just sits on her bed confused
>before I walk out I look over my shoulder and say, "see, this is what happens when you act like a degenerate. Try not to be so easy next time, also you might wanna try not being such a cunt in your tinder bio."
>the trigger has set in
(Cont. In next post)

10/10, hearty kek

MAGAED
phonefag

Fake and gay. Who doesn't take it easy afterwards and have a rest.

I'm sorry 16 year old phone poster i couldnt finish past the 3th sentence, your newfaggotry and obvious lies reeks in your post, unfortunately your peers are on at this hour. Fake and fucking gay

Holy shit lmfao. Thank you user. I needed that larp

You shouldn't lie like that, dude.

tfw feel when to intelligent to larp

Make America "greatly expand its definition of rape" again!

need more OP keep going.

your LARP is obvious and horribly executed.

teenager posters are the worst.

So at this point she's finally realizing what happened and I can hear her loosing her shit as I make my escape

>close her door
>AUTISTICSCREECHING ACTIVATED
>make my way to the front door of her apartment, and right before I get to the handle I hear "HOLD THE FUCK UP ASSHOLE!!"
>Don't even hesitate and chumbawumba the fuck out of there
>run down the stairs
>get to my car
>get the fuck out
>as I'm pulling out of driveway slut-chan throws a fucking lawn flamingo at my car
>it gets stuck on my wiper
>drive away for good
>have a sick ass flamingo now

Spoils of war are the best m8.

m8 that's how you get convicted for rape

keep it coming kek

>In today's episode of things that never happened......

>have a sick ass flamingo now

Were any of this true, the flamingo pic would have been in the OP.

Post the flamigo with time stamp or it Never happened.

flamingo with timestamp or GTFO larper.

was a good larp though hahahaha

>I was than charged with rape

>than
then

Kek, whatever you say fampai. I've never been a NEET because I was raised with social awareness. Also lifting does wonders, try it sometime instead of waking it all day

Salty neckbeard detected

That just proves he owns a flamingo.

except OP doesn't even own a pink flamingo

...

I got you m8s. Just give me like 5 min, will return with spoils

can you PLEASE post the flamingo with a timestamp. I wanna believe this is true.

it's not true. my 20 inch dick is more real than this story.

>flag
Did some 70s group found their own nation?

i wank exclusively to quality LARPers though.

ur not real. ur a figment of gods imagination. not real!!!!!!

>can you PLEASE post the flamingo with a timestamp. I wanna believe this is true.

stop getting this easily rused you gullible mong.