Be whyte

>be whyte
>go outside
>get skin cancer
>die

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>Be shitskin
>Die during the coming third world culling

Be Indian
Go outside
Slip in shit
Bang head
Die

>the entire planet is Africa

>if you need vitamin d supplements to survive in a low light climate you were never designed to live on this planet

if you need welfare to survive, you werent designed to live on this planet

Isnt most of this planet water?

We cant breath underwater, or hang under it for longr than 1 minute.... whoops guess we were never designed to live on this planet.

I'm black and see shit like this on My FB wall all the time, and it makes my dick soft.

>be jew
>nuke Iran
>get nuked back
>world peace

>be Indian
>make same thread every day
>go outside
>shit in street

>be american
>elected a meme president
>jews control your country
>die sad

>71% of the Earth's surface is covered by water
>niggers can't swim

>be darkie
>try to live in Northern latitudes
>die of vitamin D deficiency

>be nigger
>go outside in december
>freeze to death
>die

Yanks on suicide watch

>be white
>travel thousands of miles by sea and land of shitskinrock
>proceed to ravage filthy savages

>If you die because of lack of vitamin D you weren't designed to live on this planet

>Whites were never designed to live on this planet

That's what happens when you get ayy lmao genes

WE WUZ AYYS

>white
>be on football team
>somehow not get skin cancer
what is this meme

be white
event hydrogen bombs to kill niggers
drop on gooks instead just to fuck with them
shitpost while the world ends in hellfire

>be black
>go outside
>10C
>freeze to death

IF YOU NEED A LOO TO GO POO

YOU WERE NEVER DESIGNED TO LIVE ON THIS PLANET

TRUE DAT
>RAYCISS WATTUH!

exactly, which is why everyone non-black are trying to advance technology and science to a point where we leave this planet and all the black people can stay on it till the sun swallows it up.

>Be Indian
>Go fuck yourself cunt

>be indian
>go literally anywhere in Delhi
>catch Hepecolicholerphoid just from breathing
>die

>muh dick
wow you really are black

I only go outside when it's overcast or nighttime.

>be Israeli
>Sohnut supports third world hordes to the West
>shitskins are dehumanised for ages to come in the West
>Europeans think in terms of genocide and race
>all expelled and exterminated together later
>PROFIT

>written in English by Pajeet

>be indian
>go outside
>take a shit
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>Be South African
>Go Outside
>Get Robbed, Shot and Raped. In that order.

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how did whites even survive before sunscreen was invented?

>Be American.
>be a hypocrite.
>Never understand the irony.
>Have no Healthcare and die. Possibly by being shot by an EMO.

>be a nigger or nigger-fetish faggot
>get on welfare
>blame YT
>get on food stamps
>ruin your neighborhood
>Blame YT
>smoke crack
>steal shit
>listen to the exact same beats for 30 yrs
>Blame YT
>kill other niggers over stupid shit
>run off on preg gf
>blame YT
>rob a liquor store for $8
>blame YT
>steal some air jordans from another nigger
>die in prison after the 12th time there
>get to hell, see all your homies
>Blame YT

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>Be dark skin nigger
>Don't actually have radiation resistance
>Get cancer
>Lie
>Tell everyone you're dying because a white man cursed you
>They believe you because white men are to blame for everything
>Crisis averted

Know who else has radiation resistance? Ghouls. REALLY MAKES YOU THINK.

>be Indian
>go to UK
>live under a bridge

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>Be American
>Not understand why these white filthy rapists call themselves American and ask when they will leave.
>Gamble.

ayy lmao we wuz interplanetary colonials n shit

Ha! But the Jews control your country too. Checkmate, Moishe.

>niggers were made black so they can slave under the sun all day and pick cotton...coffee whatever...eat shit Pajeet.

This is your other thread filthy shitskin

>didn't need sunscreen to come take you as slaves to pick cotton in the sweltering heat all day

>be leaf
>get called leaf
>enjoy high standard of living

Not a bad idea but niggers can't survive without the other races handouts. I guess the liberal whites and nasty mudshakrs could stay here and babysit the niggers. They're pretty well versed in denying science anyway so let them be the new "bad guys" to the niggers

>having invented architecture so long ago that genetic adaptations to shade are present while nogs are still trying to figure out how houses and plants work

>Be britbong
>Go outside for a nice picnic
>Piss take the local police officers
>Everything's going great until he demands a search and seizure of your picnic
>It's fine since nothing illega-
>He spots your plastic cutlery
>You forgot your plastic cutlery permit at the flat
>He beats you over the head with his baton
>You seize up
>He tazes you for resisting arrest
>They carry you away and eat your food
Good thing they used non-lethal force or you wouldn't have lived to pay off those medical bills and tickets!

>Hepatitis a..b..c..I rest my case.

>Be shitskin
>Die everywhere
>Breed like rats to maintain numbers

>be leaf
>have physical embodiment of the leaf as PM
>go onto pol
>pol hates you
>proceed to be leaf
>day of rake
>
>
>profit

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>be shitskinned
>move to areas with low sun activity
>die from cancer/autoimmune disease from D avitaminosis at 40

There's a reason pale skin is common in Northern latitudes, you dipshit. A biological one.

If your own hook nosed blood is actively trying to kill you, you were never designed to live on this planet.

>Be Britbong
>Spot someone else making the same joke as you
>Notice they did it first
>Insult them
>That'll show em
>Look up the definition of irony
>Get in a good giggle

Kekleykek

Sickle cell anyone?

>DESIGNATED.

>Be Indian
>Also be British
>Be the Richest person in Britain.
>Be the Original Man of Steel
>Be Based enough to grab the queens titties whilst you take back the Jewels she stole from your ancestors.
Also
>Provoke "muh White Inbreeding Supremacy tuk-r-jobs" into more childish shitposting about... Shit.

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>say white people are not built to live on this planet
>they're so superior they shit all over nonwhite cultures for centuries
Thanks for the compliment, my wagon wheel friend.

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>be American
>Go outside for 1 second
>Get fat, shot, robbed, shot, gang raped, shot, arrested and shit pants in that order

Holy shit that bait

>tfw ur shithole is ravaged by malaria so hard that sicle cell anemia is a viable adaptation

>live under a bridge

DEY TUK ERR BRIDGES

>be nigger
>be kang
>n' Shit
>be a nigger and Indian
>nearly identical color
>both kangs and love shit

already happened several centuries ago

then they decided to become independent

> be indian
> drink cowpiss
> shit on the streets
> bath in a river with dead bodies

>one shot at life..born Indian.

Pure European bloodlines are the only way to avoid inbreeding, shitskin

Sweden is less inbred than Spain....

Hmmmmm

Really makes you think

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I love africa. That shit is wild. They make the most disturbing shock videos

>Pure European bloodlines
If I'm a menagerie of Nordic/Scandinavian/Slav am I pure?

> Be Me.
> Salute best post of the thread.

>be poo
>try to poo in loo
>poo in street instead
>die of Diarrhoeal disease

If you need Vitamin D supplements to survive you weren't designed to live on this planet

Ironically, skin cancer is not caused by the sun. It's caused by sun screen.

T. Chemist.

>be white
>go outside wearing a light shirt and pants
>its 5C
>don't even think its cold
>don't get skin cancer

wew

Every single goddamn day.
Saged.