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>tfw finish 3rd breakfast no auspol edition

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Lmao at all the kids that actually listened to Milo the poof. You actually thought a gay pedophile could be based?

would support a fag pedo over commie feminists t b h if it were true

sup cunts

pretty quiet tonight

I'd rather listen to that pommy faggot than a cancerous gayming swedecuck retard off jewtube

Alright cunts

Thanks for giving us Eddie Jones

Waiting for the tranny I brought off locanto to arrive at my hotel room in Melbourne to fuck me but still I'm less of a fag then Milo.

Should I have KFC or Hungry Jacks for dinner, lads?

bangers and mash you lazy fuck

Noice, Any holes a goal

>tfw no interesting political news

I don't finish work until 9pm.

Hungry Jacks m8.

KFC hasn't been any good for about ten years.

ah fuck thats ass. hungry jacks then. kfc is too oily and will make you feel like shit.

>getting fucked by a transsexual

Yeah mate you're gay

Jacks it is.

DAILY REMINDER

Feb 19 #Galaxy Poll VIC State Seat of Werribee Primary Votes: ALP 29 (-27.6 since election) LIB 35 (+6.3) ON 21 (+21) #springst #auspol

Feb 14 #Essential Poll Federal Primary Votes: L/NP 36 (0) ALP 35 (-2) ON 10 (0) GRN 9 (+1) NXT 3 (0) #auspol

Feb 13 #Galaxy Poll QLD Federal Primary Votes: L/NP 35 (-4) ALP 29 (-1) ON 18 (+6) GRN 8 (0) #auspol

Feb 10 #Galaxy Poll QLD State Primary Votes: ALP 31 (-4) LNP 33 (-4) ON 23 (+7) GRN 8 (0) KAP 3 (+1) #qldpol #auspol

based zinger stacker lad

New Victorian statewide poll today has One Nation at 8% which is pretty goo for a cucked state like Victoria.

news.com.au/national/breaking-news/rise-in-crime-has-victorians-scared-poll/news-story/a82810a7ae85e1600519aec323462149

What are you going to get m8?

You like whopper?

Cunt fuck off I just finished tea.

>tfw live in Victoria
>tfw constantly bullied on Sup Forums and Sup Forums

until we are at 80% its not good enough

nice didn't check for a new one today

ultimate double whopper is the real mans burger

Oroville dam is literally the most interesting thing right now.

I posted some Cold Chisel in a Gert Wilders thread before, Auslads post some good shit for us to listen to.

youtube.com/watch?v=nah5MsHSl24

The white mans burger.

Fixed that for you, lad.

A real man doesn't put fast food garbage in his body at all.

When the fuck are we gonna end our shit gun laws? browsing /k/ has made me jealous of burgers

youtube.com/watch?v=khX_VLa3POw

Flume browses aus/pol/

He would be on right now but he's in LA.

youtube.com/watch?v=JNSLfY0i5Ow

with angry onions on it

Why is there no Fascist Party to vote for in Australia? Also, do you have to be Greek to join Australian Golden Dawn?

bored as fuck since the spacex launch finished last night.
i would kill for a live car chase now even.

tfw back at uni in one week

Australia First Party is our fascist party m8.

WTF do you have to ask for cheese with Whoppers? They should come with cheese by default.

Fuck I could go for some angry onions right now.

You sound a bit cheesed off m8.

Yeah, but it's a dead horse.

burn

Why don't you cunts live tweet to qanda tonight

When is Q&A going to tackle the JQ?

whats diggers?

What sort of lizard can blow its body up like a balloon?

Metho or turps m8.

t. goose

fuku

ill tweet at them when i give enough of a shit about liberal shitflinging to make a twitter account.

Is their any way I can learn your language seems pretty cool

Remember how they played this about 50 million times between 1991 to about 2005?

youtube.com/watch?v=F5JaDPHbFs4

The Screaming Jets - Better

I still hear this cancer all the time:

youtube.com/watch?v=79cG_F1GxfI

tfw had a glass of Milo for breakfast

feel kinda gross now

>feel kinda gross
That is your soul, not the milo.

based

Any tips for redpilling a gf/wife?

It seems that women don't respond well to logical arguments, statistics, etc.

the 1996 NFA of Australia was the best thing to happen to this nation.

>there are people on this board RIGHT NOW who think that John Howard's gun laws were a bad idea

Sickening to be honest, action needed to be taken against the cuck cannon killings.

>cuck cannon
You are a regular 5 O'clock Charlie.

tell her you'll lower her daily semen allowance

Just urinate on her to show your dominance. After that she will agree with everything you say.

Has anyone tried to raid Q&A?

The program is disgusting left-wing cuckery.

He would need to get the other guys to agree.

REEEEEEEEEEEE

>It seems that women don't respond well to logical arguments, statistics, etc.
Get yourself a better woman then.

Jokes on you, I just fucked myself and gave the sheila a blowy. Classy cunt like me gets the boipussy to stay around.

Going seconds soon boys!

So, what is there for a bad goy to do in Perth?

Who's on tonight?

It got raided by irl socialists a while back.

The twitter feed is filtered. But every now and again a few get through.

>Who's on tonight?

If I were you I would also be boycotting nestle products as they're all halal certified now.

No more Milo or 2 min noodles for me anymore.

What time of day would you say is the worst on Sup Forums?

I'm leaning towards around noon

Unless you are in Melbourne (East Melbourne is fine) it's fairly unwarranted.

Shit, Country Victoria easily has the best women in Australia.

Drive the wrong way down a highway.

agree

There are churches there for all denominations user.

Find the most suitable and pray.

Jesus where? That guy was cancer. Thankfully I haven't heard him for bulk.

Have some White Zombie to cleanse yourself.

youtube.com/watch?v=E0E0ynyIUsg

I heard that cancerous hippy song in either Woolies or Coles the other day. I can't remember which.

Anything before 5:30 AEST is pointless.

Women usually tend to consider themselves on the left wing of the spectrum as they are more emotional beings rather than logical (especially when young).
Although I have redpilled my gf.
I started off just making snarcky comments about muslims whenever there was a terror attack (Paris, Berlin, rape rate in Sweden).
After she started to agree with me on some points i ended up dropping facts on her that she could relate too (again rape rates resonate well with women). The moment I knew i had got through to her was when i actually ended up calling myself crazy. Her response? You're not crazy, they are.

Good luck kek

Are you melb or regional bro?

...

Urgh no thanks

Seppo time. Nothing but trash in the catalog.

>Nothing but trash in the catalog
Big W has the same problem.

Big Willy sure has fallen a long way. Target is the same.

Time for bingo, boys

Media watch the only honest reporting in aus

So I had my first day at uni today
i thought i wouldn't mind the Chinese. most of them group up here after all
Jesus fucking Christ was I wrong. They are the most insufferable people on the planet.

To add to this, i'm not from the city. i've never really interacted with chinese people before today and thought the memes were just memes.

Who /noTV/ here? I will never need to watch the electric Jew again and have my brain melted by commercials every 5 minutes.

>go to the library during a break to do some work on assignments
>every computer has chinks at it
>not even using them, just sitting in the chairs, eating and yelling in their yellow babble
>absolutely fucking stinks
>say fuck it and go to the pub for lunch

I wish this was just a one off occurrence

Have something Australian, ya poofta. Like a roo burger with some wattle seeds.

I have been TV free for six or seven years now.

I still download the odd TV show though.

But I haven't seen a commercial or "news" program in years.

Chinese tourists are definitely the worst. Theyve flooded the Gold Coast and their general lack of thinking and their betterness to everyone really gets to you (No need to queue or use manners). It seems like theyre only friendly to the other chinese nationals that run the yum cha resturants.

Going on 10 years now.

I don't know how people can stand it.

Why didn't you just do your degree over the internet? Unis are cesspools.

They are deadly on the roads too.

They just bribe someone to get a drivers licence back home and we stupidly recognise them here.

I'm going to go insane if we don't limit asian visas and immigration very soon, I don't visit the city anymore because it's absolutely intolerable that there are more Chinese than anglo-celts and I might go romper stomper

>degree over the internet
literally not worth anything unless your daddy runs a business and can employ you
in which case its still worth nothing