How do I explain communism to a child?

How do I explain communism to a child?

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Everyone is an equal communist until someone is more equal, better communist than everyone else

try to explain it to american posters, when one gets what you say try it on your kid

The same way I learned in kindegarden.
"user you have to put your box of 128 crayons into the bin so everyone can use them."
"But teacher, everyone else only put in 64 crayons, also The crayons in the bin are all broken and I never get to use the color crimson because all the other boys are using it."
"I'm sorry user, you have to. Everyone else is doing it and it's easier this way. Besides most of the crayons in the bin are ones I bought myself."
So you know what I did?
I hid all the crimson crayons for myself.

just think an ant colony

Everybody gets shit for free until nobody tries anymore and then they get forced to try at gunpoint but it's already too late and everybody starves

It's like stale bread.

> How do I explain communism to a child?
Put the child into GULAG.

Just drop him on his head and they'll come to think about it naturally.

This

underrated

and then remember human beings are not ants

>Make them mow the lawn for a little money
>take them for ice cream
>take 90% of his ice cream and throw on the garbage because that's how money works in the hands of the government
>congratulations, you have redpilled your kid

I managed to convince some drunk people about it by explaining it like:
>You are in a group project, you are 4-5.
>Only you and another is doing the work, the others sometimes doesn't even bother to show up.
>You pulled of hard work enough to get the highest grade.
>When you turn your work in the ones who did not pull their weight demands they get the same grade as you did. But due to their lack of engagement, you all get lowered grade to a barley pass.
>Is this right?

The drunk guy I asked this to started to make up excuses that It was his own fault in that scenario for not making them do the work, his friends around him went "No, fuck you and that reasoning, that is bullshit."

Most people I know has experienced this in school or other places and know how bullshit this is, the ones who claim they didn't have a high risk of being the ones who coasted on others.

Kicker, the drunk guy was a leftist that tried to goad on me with his friends because he thought I was a right winger.

In Belgium when it is easter we hide painted eggs in our gardens and let our children look for them. If you find them you can eat them.

Play this game
Some kids will only have 2 eggs, some 4 some 6 eggs.
Play this game again but now after the kids have searched (worked) for those eggs. Take them all away and give everyone the same amount of eggs.

this will redpill the strong ones on communism

Well, you explain it as you would to an adult and, when she resists and "pretends" not to get it because of their bourgeois programming, you start making her beloved stuffed animals disappear. Then, you make her work in the garden, take all the vegetables she grows, and starve her almost to death. Then make her swear allegiance to you and the ideals of Bolshevism, Then, kill her anyway. She will have just learned Stalinism.

The school project one is relatable to almost everyone it's a good analogy.
Very good example from you Belgium, it's memorable and practical. Unfortunately the Americans cannot use this, as we all know that Americans don't celebrate Easter.

You don't

gay

One day in Russia,but later also in other countries, the workers took over the factories and the government. Some people objected, but they were murdered. The workers didn't know how to run a country, and they didn't learn it in over 70 years. So it all went to shit.
The end.

The way it's taught in college

>How do I explain communism to a child?
Make them work for something they want, then take it away and give it to someone else.

Very simple and powerful illustration of the tragic flaws of communism

If you explain communism to a child they'll become a communist

why would you? Let children be children.

>youtube.com/watch?v=RUilUzH5kx8

There are some people in the world who have everything, but still want to make you work for them against your will. They are called the bourgeois.
There are some people like us, who don't have much other than their brains, strength and ability to work. They are called the proletarians.

Right now, the society is ruled by the bourgeois, and we are their slaves. In communism, we would make them our slaves.

>That hard work and merit is not rewarded.
>That there is not need to strive to become better
>That no matter what you do as an individual you can NEVER improve your standing
>That you own nothing not even your own labour.

Communism was never a utopian idea. It was and is just pure nightmare fuel.

>The workers didn't know how to run a country,

at what point in the history of the soviet union did the workers have any power? for a week or two at the beginning? I doubt they even had that much.

"it's evil"

Take his toys away and beat him with a hammer saying its for the greater good

>In communism, we would make them our slaves.

and everybody gets a free pony. don't forget that part.

>Make them work for something they want, then take it away and give it to someone else.

that's what almost all american taxpayers say is happening to them, so that cannot be the definition of communism.

so whats the difference between you and them? Nothing moral I can see. Only the fact that they hold the power right now?

>class cuck detected

"you are the bourgeoisie"

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Underrated

government is the boss owns everything including your body and soul.

Starve him

>be you
>be 12
>be poor
>no candy
>no condoms
>see chad
>chad has candy
>chad has condoms
>be sad
>old man with large nose and a funny cap comes up to you
>old man promises to give you candy and condoms and much more
>ask why he would do so
>old man says it would only be fair
>ask what old man wants in return
>in return, all you have to do is trust the old man and let him do whatever he needs to do to you for what he says would be a day
>how can I trust you old man?
>just trust me
>okay
>old man takes me to van
>....

Just give them communist literature. Only a child can understand it.

its a russian word for capitalism.

No one wants to share and everyone wants everyone to share. Some people think paradoxes are good foundations for political and economic doctrine.

I think children also have a hard time reading things written by other children

FBPB.

but that doesn't stop them from writing and writing and writing.

>how do I explain communism to a child?
Rape the child and take away all their toys. Then if they cry, punch them. This should give them a good idea what it is

If it's your kid perfect.

If you live in an apartment or a house it doesn't matter. I'll tell you how my father taught me about socialism, but it works for communism.

>be me at 8
>get woken up on Saturday morning at 5am
>dad says he's going to teach me socialism
>takes my piggy bank
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>go to Vons
>buy supplies to make cookies
>like 50 bucks worth of cookie supplies
>get home
>he tells me to make cookies
>ask him if he is going to help
No
>says he is the government mandating labour
>he says he paid for the gas, and the car, and the home, and oven, and the equipment
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>hands me cookbook and fucks off to watch TV in family room
>I spend next the next 8 hours making fucking peanut butter cookies like a fucking bitch
>I'm done
>all out of supplies
>dad says for me to wrap them up on plates with saran wrap
>2 dozen to a plate
>we walk up and down the block handing out plates of cookies
>my dad tells our neighbors he is teaching me about socialism
(We lived in a nice gated community in OC, so we and everyone there is a white richfag)
>rich dad chuckles had all around
>we get down to two plates
>two houses left
>my brain goes hold up what about us
>last house no one is home
>my dad takes the plate from me while we walk back home
>once we get back he takes one cookie
>breaks it half
>and hands me the smaller half
>Dad says "here is your wage"
>he eats the other half and snags a couple for my mom and tosses the rest

This taught me more about socialism/ communism and social welfare programs more than anything else. I still remember how fucking bitter that cookie tasted.

>I still remember how fucking bitter that cookie tasted.

It's ungrateful shits like you that ruin everything.

Good point, did not consider that.
So the clue is, you cannot explain communism to any sane person?

easy.

capitalism = nothing is free
communism = it's free but it's all shit

what is free under Communism?

Suffering

You explain it to him by starving him. Once he is at death's door he will understand communism.

"it's a mental disability"

there done.

Take some for yourself so the weakest ones don't get more

>How do I explain communism to a child?
Have 19 other kids and give them all equal time and attention while mandating they share their toys.

Just fucking don't. They won't understand the issues with it, they'll think it's amazing. You'll be hearing the grating noise of the child righteously championing it until they hit 19 and realize they'd been a total retard the entire time. That or they never realize and you made a commie.

>some people don't believe in God
>they still believe in power
>the state has power
>because no God, stealing is fine
>communists want the state to steal everything.

Capitalism allows everyone the ability to reach their full potential. The highest rung of society is well above the lowest rung.

Socialism and Communism brings everyone down to the bottom rung. The worst of our society suddenly dictate how far ahead everyone else can get.

You have a toy.
I take your toy and say it's everyone's toy. But it's really my toy.
When you complain I kill you.

>Capitalism allows everyone the ability to reach their full potential.

yeah, if you include the effects of luck and having rich parents.

If Trump had started out with a dad who fixed cars, he might own three or four rental houses on Long Island.

If Trump had started out with a single mom, he'd be lucky to be alive and not in jail.

Yes, anyone can invent Facebook or Microsoft, but isn't it interesting that the ones who actually do create something new tend to come from wealthy families like those two.

Steve Wozniak, the genius behind the apple II, without which there probably would have been no apple or mac or Iphone, had a dad who just happened to have access to transistors back when they were a scarce commodity, so Woz learned things that most kids never heard of.

Luck and having the right parents are essential ingredients for most of the super successful.

extreme poverty and violence, people dying on the streets, effective handling of scarce resources for a reason etc.

protip: it was tried mostly on slavs but they are inept and lazy anyway

'Well Timmy, it was supposed to make everyone equal as those who used it thought having a fair deal with someonelse was evil. But since nobody got a deal, everyone was forced to work for a group of big bullies at the top. If they didn't...well they'd get hurt pretty bad.'

>If Trump
>Steve Wozniak

Not an argument.
Again, anyone can reach their full potential -- social mobility is maximized in capitalism.

Its like trying to transform the nation in one big family in which everyone is an orphan

fuck off /leftypol/!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

done

Everyone is equal but some are more equal than others.