alright let's get this shit started
>be swedish
>get grenaded
alright let's get this shit started
>be swedish
>get grenaded
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>be australian
>lose to birds
>straya cunt
>get emu'd
Also
>be OP
>post WORST girl
>be american
>be fat
>get shot
>invent bionic eyes and ears
>invent artificial blood and skin
even english convicts are more capable than you yellow-headed cannon-fodder
>be norweigan
>shill for your next door neighbour
NORGE!!!
for (you)
>Be burger
>roll off of my double-kingsize bed, slip on my crocs
>bathe in my xtrasize jumbo shower™
>drop my bigmac on the shower, cry
>get down for breakfast on my stairlevator™
>mom made bacon and pancakes, tip mom
>sing the national anthem before eating
>pour half a gallon of high fructose syrup on cardboard tasting pancakes (no maple syrup, ‘cause fuck Canada).
>add 1 ounce of “I can’t believe it’s not butter” because never learned a reasonable standard international unit, so must use ounces like a retarded kid making up measurements
>Go to school, tip teacher
>Sing national Anthem, get frisked for guns before going to class
>1 hours of pep rally for big game, tip cheerleaders
>2 hours of learning about creationism
> 1 hour of being molested by priests
>returns home after being molested
>Hear gunshots
>kid with giant assault rifle going nuts MGMT.mp3
>third time this week
>mental note to tip the teachers extra to make sure they are frisking everybody
>police arrives eating donuts on mobility scooters
> they kill shooter, plus 3 or 4 black kids from the neighborhood
> police officers automatically acquitted, because black kids looked dangerous
>tip cops, sing national anthem while they get their medals
>be leaf
>
>be leaf
>get blown
Kek. You forgot
>rakes (fireproof)
>wall (fireproof)
>Leafblower autoturret (fireproof)
>Girafee (fireproof)
>America (fireproof)
>Maga Man (fireproof)
>Fire pìt (fireproof)
>Be Australian
>get bitten by a spider
Such is life.
Also
>Leafs (not fireproof)
>be american
>cant see dick
>but can still smell the dick cheese
>get aroused
>be australian
>get bitten by boner spider
>fuck cangaroo
>get bitten by antiboner spider
>spider was actually adrenaline inducing spider
>search for adrenaline reducer spider
>the fucking 1 kilometer venomous serpent in your backyard ate all your adrenaline reducer spiders
>die
>Be Norway
>Be forgotten
I want to rape mashiro if you now what I mean
>not YAMEROOOOOOOO in the second panel
>be me
>no gf
>be kraut
>get up in the morning
>REEE at Afd commercial on your tv
>literally Hitler tier party, how dare they show the german flag?!
>bow down to posters of Schulz and Merkel
>post on 9gag how nationalists are "le evil" meme
>go to work
>almost got chopped by Ahmed and his 5 brothers
>they say your sister will bear their seeds once she visits you again
>smile and wave back, you weren't racist at all
>see EU flag
>bow
>get to work and stay there till night
>on your way home a white german woman gets assraped by big black Tyrone from Kijuju
>you smile and think what a cultural couple
>you miss your wife and her brown son
>you try your best to be culturally enriched since she left you
>almost home
>Islamic bogaloo truck edition runs you big league
>get bifurcated
>At least you wasn't a racist
>After dying, german media blames you for offending the truck drivers
>Next day, EU bans germans from driving, only muslims and blacks can use vehicles
>Such is life in Deutschland
>he says while posting from America
American superiority is real.
>rape
>mashiro
You disgust me, Mashiro and Kobeni are not for raping.
>Be Austrian.
>Wake up in the greatest country on Earth.
>Go Skiiing in the greatest slopes in the world.
>Come home to the most beautiful women on the planet.
How can other countries even compete?
>be african
>get eaten
Mostly accurate.
But there is a lot more working in there.
>Mashiro and Kobeni are not for raping.
no, they are for ass-raping
>be argie
>be white
I pick both, thanks
By not electing cucks
>be leaf
>realize you are a fucking leaf
I can't even imagine the shame.
And we wouldn't have if the voting age wasn't 16.
Imagine how much Clinton would have won by if your voting age was 16.
>be American
>Become great again
>be a leaf
>get raked
>be dago
>wake up in the morning
>go back to sleep
>go to work
>work for 10 minutes
>have a siesta
>go home
>sleep
>be romanian
>wake up in the morning
>seeds for breakfast
>wash up the plastic bag you ate them from
>go to work
>there is no work
>see on the TV about the Gov doing some corrupt shit again
>go to Bucharest and overthrow the government again
>fucksake, fiftieth time this week
>go home
>get robbed by gypsies
>complain on Sup Forums
>ree at all the people calling you gypsy
>we wuz romanz n shiet
>starve
>be leaf
>economy collapses
>entire country burns down, let it because if you put it out it wins
>everyone dies of AIDS
>"sorry"
>Be German
>Get thrown in jail for having an opinion about immigration
>be bong
>prepare doodely goodely breakfast
>police break into my house
>arrested because i was puting butter in my toast with a plostic noife
GET A LIFE BIN THAT KNIFE
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>Be English
>Feel increasingly isolated from the outside world
>Put on a weak smile and pretend to be happy else you cut loose the last ties to your quickly changing society
>be aussie
>try to be leaf
>be austrian kid at swimming pool
>get emergency´d
>be cute german girl
>get yout pussy stretched by big black cock like whitey never could
>enjoy it, cum many times and never go back for whitey
>be Ukrainian
>get sniped for having an opinion
>Be Canadian
>Wake up sweating my ass off because it's 20°C
>Leave my cuckshed to go to my kitchen
>My wife and her Bull are already cooking breakfast
>My bulls favorite: Chicken and waffles!
>Kiss second wife hello
>Let her outside to shit on the neighbors lawn
>Stop by Tim Hortons
>Some Quebecers speaking French
>Due to laws enforced by a minority city, I understand French over the language of the world
>Take transit to work
>Sit next to a native who pissed themselves
>Can hear the loud squelch of shit as they stare at me the whole time
>Go to work for Chinese overlords
>Get paid at same rate as Chinese
>Come home to my two wives and bull in the midst of lovemaking
>Whatever, grab some poutine from the fridge
>Wifes Bull's benefit check is on the counter
>He made more than me
>Good for him! At least he's on the up and coming for American slavery reparations
>5pm
>Face east, kneel down and pray to Mecca
>Watch Hockey only to see Red Wings kick our asses again
>Gather my stuff to go sleep in my cuckshed tonight
>Second wife follows me
>Throw ball until she gets tired
>Cuddle with her in bed before sleep
>She wakes up to go back to the house in the middle of the night
>Good for her!
>Sleep, rinse, repeat
>be poo
>wake up
>poo in fields
>get ready for work
>start bullock cart
>notice smellz
>check shoes. poo stuck to sole.
Such is life.
Hey everybody! What do swedish children play these days!?
>HOT GRENADE-O
>be me
>dont know how to make funny joke