Brit/pol/ - Der Ewige Anglo Edition

>Ukip member caught on CCTV urinating and trying to push way into OAP's home in Stoke Central
stokesentinel.co.uk/video-ukip-member-caught-on-cctv-urinating-and-trying-to-push-way-into-oap-s-home-in-stoke-central/story-30147297-detail/story.html

>Protesters at Irish border block people passing through to prevent hard border upon Brexit
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-39016582

>Blair declares open war on Brexit. Sides with Sturgeon - pro-indyref2
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/02/17/nicola-sturgeon-says-tony-blair-right-say-brexit-strengthens/

>Junker rolls over in full damage control. Offers to downsize EU to prevent Brexit Dominoes
express.co.uk/news/world/768864/A-LOT-of-damage-Juncker-fears-Brexit-DOMINO-EFFECT-as-he-prepares-to-downsize-Brussels

>Bercow has 11 MPs backing him against vote of 'no confidence'
news.sky.com/story/save-john-bercow-campaign-launched-amid-no-confidence-motion-10770407

>Pound slumps against Euro over fall in consumer spending due to inflation
poundsterlinglive.com/gbp-live-today/6235-gbp-to-eur-and-us-retail-sales-jan-17

>NHS heavily reliant on foreign workers, needs more
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-politics-38981129

>Brexit begins to benefit UK fishermen
belfasttelegraph.co.uk/business/news/northern-ireland-trawler-fleet-will-net-immediate-rewards-following-brexit-35460570.html

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bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-39016582
youtu.be/j5x5VNYZgr0
youtu.be/THLJY593UO8
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-39025522
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Is YKTD /their guy/?

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Who /dayoff/ here?

Telly is shit isn't it

Who's the fifty on Loose Women though?

*fitty

ffs

I'm a student, everyday is /dayoff/

everyday is a day off lad. Get on Netflix for good telly

>2% of Americans think Helen Mirren is the British PM

On half term mush (College i'm not two).
And no idea, I would go look but I canna be assed :/

>no David Cameron

>800 US respondents

Also I have my first driving lesson on Thursday any top tips Brit/pol/ ?

>UK netflix
>good telly
it's all shit lad

>/(((their)))guy/
>addicted to the internet, watches porn like a degenerate, has/pretends to have a highly sexual relationship despite whining about Tinder culture, modern promiscuity and feminism, spends literally every waking hour fruitlessly discussing politics despite refusing to get involved, hates the idea of working or starting a family, an utterly meaningless de-cultured individual with no future
Definitely.

>tfw Brexit has erased him from history

Fucking NEET alert.

>Literally no better than a Bulgarian
>Get in the Bin you waste of space

Can someone give a quick rundown for newfags about thread making, does the Brit/pol/ part go in the subject box. Just testing to see the formatting below

>Ukip member caught on CCTV urinating and trying to push way into OAP's home in Stoke Central
stokesentinel.co.uk/video-ukip-member-caught-on-cctv-urinating-and-trying-to-push-way-into-oap-s-home-in-stoke-central/story-30147297-detail/story.html

>Protesters at Irish border block people passing through to prevent hard border upon Brexit
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-39016582

I didn't ask you, you stupid frogposter

Learn how the car works, not just how to drive it

It will help you drive better too, to know what a clutch is doing etc

Try to enjoy it

Brit/pol/ - __ Edition
Goes in the subject box

Try not to run anyone over.

ta

>tfw when a bulgarian living in UK

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Chill out nonce

Karen.

>does the Brit/pol/ part go in the subject box.

Yes.

Brit/pol/ - [something here] Edition

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>113490892
GET OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I fucking hate you frogposters I hope you suffer

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Goes in subject box, leave name empty

Try to include a YouTube link to a thread theme, just pick a good song by a British artist

Delete really old links, add new ones too

Can always test it out then delete the thread straight away

Hey guys been away for a couple of week. Literally every thread I read someone is asking for a "run down" or a "run through" or the general "gestalt". Is this a new meme or something? can I get a quick explanation on this please?

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C++ is shit

I wish I could stop lads, but I just can't help myself.

Thank you, if there is ever an awkward pause again. I will be ready.

sorry, what?

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There's a stunner on DP right now

Lucy fisher from the Times

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Have we had another wave of reddit colonists or something

>pewdiepie threads the other day
>sargon threads
>currently 20+ milo threads in catalogue
W H Y

DELET THIS

>Wolfgang Ischinger, a former German ambassador to Washington who runs the conference, asked if Mr. Trump would “continue a tradition of half a century of being supportive of the project of European integration, or is he going to continue to advocate E.U. member countries to follow the Brexit example? If he did that, it would amount to a kind of nonmilitary declaration of war. It would mean conflict between Europe and the United States. Is that what the U.S. wants? Is that how he wishes to make America great again?”

wew

they sure have some mental illness when they believe they own europe

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Lads, how do subtitles work when it's live TV?

youtu.be/j5x5VNYZgr0

the subhumans

Wtf is wrong with chinks?

frogs deserve it because of frogposters

Got a labour voting friend who was canvassing in Stoke yesterday. Not your typical Corbynite, a working class lad who's just misguided.

Anyway even he was surprised at how much of the old labour vote is going to UKIP.

They're worried.

The fucking STATE of 2017 Britain

youtu.be/THLJY593UO8

They don't

>animals deserve to suffer because pictures of them on the internet make me feel frustrated and impotent
And they say the frogposters are the autists

Drumpf will pay for his insolence.

>don't know
Britains "global status in the world" BTFO

What's that got to do with anything

Speech recognition, or sometimes someone sits and types as they listen.

Why are (((they))) so obsessed with NATO ?

why are they so concerned or angry that Trump wants europe to pay more for it?

Getting baked and relaxing before I start my new job next week, life's good lads.

>cant wait for someone to get mad

Used to be live television was a few seconds behind and some poor cunt had to mash what was being said onto a keyboard. It fell behind all the time, sometimes by as much as a whole minute

Now it's mostly text-to-speech which is better at keeping up but gets completely fucked by regional accents

i don't care if i'm autistic, frogposters must go

The trick is to post it just before a tripfag, if there are active tripfags post at 275 replies

Anons will choose the hq thread over the tripfag one if given the chance. Unfortunately the Twatfags will follow

"gesalt" became a meme after alex jones used it on his truth bomb interview with Joe Rogan

"run down" is because lazy amerifats can't in2 reading or thinking for themselves so they wade into a thread and
>gibs rundown plz spoonfeed

posted pic related on her twitter

this place is fucked atm

post a thread of consequence if you have a better idea

Kill yourself degenerate.

Maybe people are getting sick of the top ten posts on Reddit being whiny bitching moaning threads about trump every fucking day for months.

>this just in smug BBC colleague, UKIP are very pleased at the turnout and the early indication
>UKIP are very excited, labour looking glum
>Oh - what's this?
>a magic box of postal votes have just been added, its a landslide BBC smug colleague
>Labour have done it again!

Love how 22% instead of being honest and saying don't know pulled some random answer out their shit encrusted arse.

9% of Americans are Blairpilled

The Milo threads are shills/people pretending to be shills.

Fucking state of Gareth Snell

While we are a 'literally who' tier country nowadays and have been for some time, asking yanks about foreign leaders/politics will always yield similar results. I was surprised that many knew it was May.

So our brexit strategy is 'divide and conquer'. The way of based Jew is now the way of Anglo.

Don't be upset lad

Are his glasses misted up?

I am upset though lad.

shitty frogposter

It's from the crying.

>poll was conducted on a Californian beach

Checked.

What's the matter mate, we're all friends here.

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si plus plus

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-39025522

The regional chairmen of UKIP for Liverpool have quit over The Nutter's Hillsborough comments

It's just all a bit shit really, isn't it.

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inb4 1000 replies

How's the missus doing today faggot?

>tfw

In all seriousness though this country is fucked if ukip lose. Common sense dictates that they're going to pillage the tory vote, attract non-voting brexiteers and of course build on their share of the disaffected working class old labour vote.

If Nutt fucks this up we really are in dire need of a new party.

All p-part of the plan desu...

Sit down an listin' childen. Let 'ol missa Golliwog tell yall da histry of blackin up. See, it use tuh be that a white man, who we use'd call "massa" would entertain hisself and the missus by puttin' shoe polish on hissa face. Now he woulda usually leave the area round his mouth clean, cuz boy did that shoe polish tatse like the devil, and lordy lordy did he holler and shout if golly did'n apply that polish all correct-like. Now massa would invite all his friends round and they would wear Golli's clothes and imntate Golli's songs like "Forty Hosses in de Stable" and "Lynch dat Tar Baby Like a Kentucky Hog". Why they would even do Golli's "Genuine Negro Jig". It were a mighty fine affair you see. People would come from miles and miles to see massa do Golli's songs. And afterwords massa would let Golli sleep in the stable next to the hosses. Massa sure wassa nice to Golli.

Course nobody do that nomore.

Wonder how many of them could name the president of the EU
Actually I wonder how many people in the EU could name the president of the EU

>let's all promise to spend 2% of our GDP on defence
>oh look the US contribution dwarfs everyone else's
>guess it doesn't matter if we cut spending, the Americans have plenty of firepower :^)
>what? the Americans are annoyed and might pull out?
>oy vey how very (((irresponsible))) of them global security is at risk

>stately homos
>bitchy queen
What even is this DP section

Need more JUSTed Nuttall pictures.

What do we do with 18-24 year olds?

Nawh. Media tends to make out like a lot of doomsday shit is right around the corner. While times are definitely uncertain, there's absolutely loads to look forward to imo.

Like this week - 2 pies in Jeremy Corbyn's face, how good is that? Can't wait, me.

>I don't know when I'll see you again
4 days later.
Was nice while it lasted. He probably still posted just without the trip.

Anime is for paedophile nonces and there is nothing wrong with Thatcherism.

Prove me wrong.
Pro-tip: you can't.

did shills raiding right now take over britpol, OP reads like leftypol