Will Space Muslims just pray facing Earth?

Will Space Muslims just pray facing Earth?

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>Space muslims
This isn't a sjw episode of Dr. Who or some other tumbler cow scifi show

Actually you want the movie "Riddick" Or whatever the sequel to "Pitch Black" was.

Mars is entirely mudslime

>that's implying we haven't ransacked the entire middle east and replaced them with puppet governments by 2025

Deport all Muslims to Mars I'm ok with this

They can't blow themselves up and land on Mars like a Looney Toons cartoon.

>Musk will have boots on Mars within a decade
>the goatfuckers are shooting for 100 years out just to get something to fly
>mooslime """""""""""""""science"""""""""""""""

>muslims thinking they are welcome on mars
good luck building your own rockets ahmed.

>rotating spaceship to simulate gravity
>praying mat becomes lazy susan to face earth

This is how you get Dune

Sharia in space
mashallah

severely underrated

>Space Muslims
>They start a intergalactic Jihad

It is like poetry, it rhymes.

no desert people on mars!

Asking the real tough questions

hello earthfags,marsanon here,today was my first day in school we were taught to use vpn and proxies,this site was in our recommended list,i just want to tell you that if you send those boom in rooms here,we will invade earth and take away your toilets

I for one wish them luck

Anyone who lives on mars will be extremely weak compared to an Earthling

Travelling to planets with more gravity than earth is redpilled

mars and places with lower gravity is better for longevity and intelligence.
or would you prefer to live on a meat head planet?

>good luck building your own rockets ahmed.
>building your own rockets

uhh, user, there's something you should know...

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Can people on the meathead planet bench at least lmao2pl8? Then yeah, i'd rather live there.

Why would Muslims travel to a place where there is nobody to rape

>the reason why nasa has to outsource it's payload lifts to spacex
Womyn power!

Does Quran acknowledge the existence of space even?

I remember some muslims telling me the reason the challenger space rocket exploded was because "it was challenging the will of allah"

Some see humans launching rockets as us trying to be above god lel

>space

;^)

is that just all of their women or do they not hire white men anymore?

God I love this timeline.

Man, he looks sad. What do you think is going through his mind?

Yeah good luck with that sand people. There is no space. KEK

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they will explode even before leaving our atmosphere.

That one black man that doesn't have time for this shit on the bottom left.

And fuck me is it casual Friday?

Helion Prime was a multi-religious paradise, not solely muslim.

Know how I know you are a firefighter

you would be sad too if you have to do all the work for these bitches

>all of them go to Mars
>no more terrorists on Earth

I don't see a problem with this

>implying even one person working on this project will be muslim bar the benefactors.

Source: Every Arab and Gulf business venture ever

This. The Necromongers were basically the Muslims coming to "convert" everyone.

Basically we need to be cloning Vin Diesel ASAP and creating an army worthy of defeating the refugees.

My biggest hope for new worlds are that they develope cool new cultures, not fucking marslims.

to the sun, because earth is full of sin.

it's illegal to hire whites in the west, remember?

He's just a janitor, they dragged him to it so it's super multicultural

>cafeteria and custodial staff wave to the camera

>The look of anguish on his face
He's clearly the guy they pay egregiously to unify all that women code into the semblance of something not retarded

>Arab intellectuals
We are safe unless they develop space camels

Allah Marsbar.

>Muslims send a colony ship to Mars
>Trump shoots it out of the sky

Feels good

Hahaha, they're really pushing this mars meme too far.
>colonizing mars
What an absolute joke. The effects of low gravity will make us humans lose over half of our bone mass, it will cause muscle atrophy and the accummulation of bodily fluids in the eye globes will eventually lead to blindness. And then there's this amazing thing called cosmic and solar radiation which will kill any human who dares to stay too long on the surface of the planet and let's just pretend that they actually managed to build a spaceship capable of blocking that radiation on their trip to mars which would cause them to die before they even arrived. And to top it off you have to also be able to build a perpetually self sustainable biodome, which hasn't been possible even on earth, deep enough on the underground in order to counter radiation outside and let's not even mention the absurdly extreme temperatures in mars. Good luck with that!

> Do you want Fremen? Because this is how you get Fremen.

>muslim nations
>Space programs

Good luck with that lel. Mexico will get on the moon before they do desu

>Implying Saudi Arabia will exist then

Wow Obama really fucked everything up. Never would've happened under bush

>tfw space muslim gf

Did they run out of flying carpets?

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they must have a lot of kitchens over there

Like Terraism from LOTGH?

kek

>pray facing Earth?
They will pray facing Mecca using this contraption (ours will be slightly modded) patented by the company I work for. We already have contracts.

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When the muslims arrive, MAHMOUD AWAD SHALL BE PLAYED ALLAHU ACKBAR

>the only man in the picture is the only one working

all the other engineers didn't tell him that they were going to hooters and left their wives to take pictures for bring your wife to work day.

It's the cleaning staff.

you deserved 911 u got cucked.

N-no bully plz

They are gonna run out of oil and therefore money way before 2100

UAE is a massive tourism hub for a ton of emerging markets, they're weaning themselves off of oil, they're not going anywhere

I've been thinking about this recently.

What happens when Saudi Arabia DOES finally run out of oil? Or, I dunno, somebody finds a more effective fuel source? How much worse can the middle east realistically get?

Long neck is loooong

Muslims can't afford discovering, other muslims will start bombing those ugly spaceships.

Isn't that how the plot of "Doom" started?

Another white engineers indian workers project.

Paul Atreides and Leto the Second was descended from The House of Atreus, a greek dinasty.

I like you

>islam
>science

I'm guessing they won't be allowing women on mars, to prevent earthquakes.

Would watch. It's like 24 IN SPAAAAACE

Could be the only one there not for social gains but for actual science.

t. The same retards who believe Mohammed literally flew up to the moon on a Pegasus and cut it in half with a sword with no explanation for why it is not cut in half

Can't wait till they start disassemblING the spaceship mid flight so that they can use the parts to stone whores to death in 0 G

finally a reason to post this

>space muslims
>mfw this is already a book
It was pretty red pilled IIRC

I want the ayys to btfo pit of mudshits and kikes already