Why the fuck do western zombies smile all the time and like to talk about nothing (a.k.a. small talk)?

Why the fuck do western zombies smile all the time and like to talk about nothing (a.k.a. small talk)?

British people never smile

because we have more thoughts in our heads beyond HOHOL!!!! VODKA!!!! INTERNET DATING FRAUD!!! STEALING PIGS!!!

We smile because we know in our hearts that Russia couldn't take Crimea from us if they wanted to, hohol.

swiss neither, we also don't like small talk

Idk, they are also way less verbally abusive and way more sensitive.

It is way easier to offend a Westerner than person from a CIS country.

Insincere smiling just for the sake of it annoys me, whenever I visit Western countries, but I just accept it as a local cultural aspect.

I don't know about all westerners but Americans in particular are a nation of psychos that are trying to appear human

I can't remember the last time I smiled
Or felt happy

Actually I'm from the east of Ukraine and pro-russian.

Burgers have this "pursuit of happiness" in constitution, so MSM made it into cult, to crop the real pursuit of happiness with prozac.

>...

:-)

Hey that's what makes *us* special

Fuck all of you

Because they think it's polite to bother other people with pointless shit nobody cares about.

Malorashka, plz. Go suck some osetin dick, will ya

It is spreading here too. All younger people that grew up on hollywood and western brainwashing smile like freaks all the time.
In a coffee shop you will see them sitting and forcefully smiling pretending hard like they are having fun. They meet someone that they despise and smile awkwardly for no reason.

would it be work related?

I love when people talk about this topic.

Because we're happy we don't have to live in a Slavic shithole like Ukraine

Fuck, I know exactly what you mean. It's so unnatural. Like they are in an advertisement or something.

>Like they are in an advertisement
Yes, just like those plastic artificial people in advertisements.
It is spooky when you meet a friend you haven't seen in years and see he became one of them.

I don't know m8, I rarely smile unless I mean it or I'm cracking a joke, people think I'm pissed off all the time because of it.

Who the fuck smiles?

Stop generalising about the west you fucking racist slant eyed ruskies.

Because they are simpletons with shallow thoughts. Many travelers have spoke of such tales. I don't hate them, it's how they think they need to act.
People in different places do certain things their fellow people do to fit in and that's how it goes.