Brit/pol/ - Big British Breasts Edition

>Ukip member caught on CCTV urinating and trying to push way into OAP's home in Stoke Central
stokesentinel.co.uk/video-ukip-member-caught-on-cctv-urinating-and-trying-to-push-way-into-oap-s-home-in-stoke-central/story-30147297-detail/story.html

>Protesters at Irish border block people passing through to prevent hard border upon Brexit
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-39016582

>Blair declares open war on Brexit. Sides with Sturgeon - pro-indyref2
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/02/17/nicola-sturgeon-says-tony-blair-right-say-brexit-strengthens/

>Junker rolls over in full damage control. Offers to downsize EU to prevent Brexit Dominoes
express.co.uk/news/world/768864/A-LOT-of-damage-Juncker-fears-Brexit-DOMINO-EFFECT-as-he-prepares-to-downsize-Brussels

>Bercow has 11 MPs backing him against vote of 'no confidence'
news.sky.com/story/save-john-bercow-campaign-launched-amid-no-confidence-motion-10770407

>Pound slumps against Euro over fall in consumer spending due to inflation
poundsterlinglive.com/gbp-live-today/6235-gbp-to-eur-and-us-retail-sales-jan-17

>NHS heavily reliant on foreign workers, needs more
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-politics-38981129

>Brexit begins to benefit UK fishermen
belfasttelegraph.co.uk/business/news/northern-ireland-trawler-fleet-will-net-immediate-rewards-following-brexit-35460570.html

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Ignore the JIDF safa kike
NEW
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who is this floppy funbag?

Fuck brexit and fuck racist white people.

Tbh.

I hate myself for wanting to fuck her granny brains out.

>You don't even have blue labour...

Comrade Corbyn is more woke than milkman
>secretly voted leave
>purge blairites
>Media hate him too

Vote UKIP!

True Capitalist Radio going live in 45 minutes! (5PM EST)

>Markets are closed for President's day. POTUS gives a rally in Flordia to talk directly to the American People ( taps H. R. McMaster as new Nationals Security adviser.) Milo's invite canceled after video appears to show him condoning pedophilia. Ghost has a serious conversation about the "Right-wing" of the political spectrum and how it should orgnaize around a single and simple idea; not personalities. Ghost gives domestic foregin policy advice to POTUS to help combat the negativity coming from all angles. Ghost opens up the phone lines and takes your calls, Twitter shoutouts and (maybe) Radio Graffiti.

FUCK YOU FUCKING BONGFAGS WHY CAN'T I FILTER YOUR SHIT THREADS AND WHY DO THEY GET BUMPED SO MUCH FUCKING DIANACRYBITCHES

he's controlled opposition i know that. redpill me on ukip new leaders. why they fuck up so badly?

More like crapitalist. Stop spamming this shit.

Witnessed


Capitalism is crapitalism

Thought that was Penelope Keith for a moment.

>when you've never seen a show but you can still tell it's jumped the shark

Sexy women that backed Brexit:

1. Liz Hurley
2. ??????????????

Is there anyone else?
Was she the only one?

Fuck. I'm a Hilldawg now.

I bought some disposal razors and my fucking shit are they wank
That lubricating strip on proper razors makes a big fucking difference.
Going at my face with a disposable is like plucking the fucking things out.

Get fucked.
PS - Milo will still be big in 1 years time, as will Shapiro and Gavin, and your preferred useless leaders will still be struggling to get 20,000 views.

Thanks.

fuck you sandnigger

Anne Widdecombe.

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Fuck me, who's watching that shite

>your preferred useless leaders
This assumes I have any.

Though really the idea of Milo as big is risible. He's still more of a nobody than BASED Peter Hitchens once you get outside the university politics bubble.

Not trying to be a knob but the time for all these posts all ended in a 3 and it's important that we acknowledge that.

youtu.be/Hr5nWy9HwYo

do you like slipping your fraulein the bratwurst on a saturday night?

Stick him in a fucking wheelie bin

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had lauren southern on snapchat for the last year or so

started snapping on the regular a few months ago, we became friends

i have her nudes, if YKTD deletes his account i will post them here

Nuttall just isn't that great leadership material.

The only thing he had going was that he was scouse and now he's fucked that up too just like a scouser would do.

big yank willy

once you seen louise mensch's minge, lauren southern's nudes may as well be your nan.

Don't tease m8

kek. What does that mean, m8?

i wanna suck on big pale british tits and live in a small white town

He is slightly more likely to win because of the anti Corbyn media machine and the absolute state of labours candidate there

>60 pages

>not great leadership.

that man is a cast iron plunger.

>a wally
>a grimstone
>a man of no provenance
>a pisser
>a tin-smith

YKTD back?

what u on about

whats the verdict on mays wabs then lads, good for her age? heavily supported? lucky photo shot?

im not entirely sure, but what i do know is that i wouldnt mind getting my tail trapped between them

The absolute fucking state of you, go sort your life out you cretin

tranny poster
What's it like to be a tranny and take estrogen?

Ive always been fascinated by boys who want to become girls

Hows the imaginary girlfriend lad?

If I was a woman in a position that demands respect I would never, NEVER, wear anything that displays cleavage.

Think what it feels like. Must feel fucking cold. There's no comfort like a bikini. Everyone knows it's sole purpose is attention.

Would NEVER wear it lads.
Unless I was a slag.

Post it

Why?

do you reckon our may is a bit of a tart then? wouldnt surprise me tbhonest, didn't she get slagged up for some award ceremony once too? bet she doesnt wear knickers either the dirty bint

oy oy what's this I'm hearing about some mensch minge.

Explain yourself.

>he
>woman

Absolutely terrifying.

Absolutely.

ROLL CALL LADS. Guess Mummy May's number.

I say 15 blokes.

anyone else got that foxxy feelin

This thread is the perfect opportunity for me to share my poem that I wrote.

> Mummy mummy give me cummy,

> Mummy mummy is sweet like honey,
> I've been good but now I'm hungy,
> Feed me, feed me, give me some-y,
> Mummy mummy give me cummy,

> Mummy mummy it's time to feed,
> From thine teat is what I need,
> Milky, creamy, thick and nummy,
> Mummy mummy give me cummy

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I'm in the same fucking room as this prick

Go to bed John

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h-holy shit

You have to stop this Boris, you're Foreign Secretary now

im sayin at least 20, she seems far to promiscuous to have only had her minge diddled by 15 blokes

i'm jerkin it to the op lads

Hmm vicars daughter, didn't she meet her husband at uni?

Big John Edition
youtube.com/watch?v=x-XAOCHPXgs

superkek

The Fuck was May doing in the Lords today?

U think she told em, Cash me Outside, How bout Dat?

3

I'll say 3, she was a right fucking loser as a lass

Who's the woman at the bottom?

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lads i started my very own blog about conservatism and economy, havent made a post yet

how long till i become the next big thing top of the pops

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Nigga...what

>loser
you can smell of shite and fuck 20+ blokes before you've stopped being a teenager if you're a girl.

You just need to be breathing.

How cool she was wouldn't affect her number.

Heil

>she was a right fucking loser as a lass

where do you get this from?

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ill give it about 2 weeks maybe 3 mate
i know its a long time to wait but if you think about it thats only 14 maybe 21 days which if you round to the nearest 100 is 0 so its basically today congratulations my friend

also heck man where u gettin these digits from

thanks and haha it comes naturally my friend

Too soon lads?

I'd still give her lefty cadaver the full sixty seconds

DAILY REMINDER THAT OUR SOCIETY HAS ALLOWED THE BURNING OF BABIES TO KEEP OUR FEET TOASTY IN HOSPITALS
telegraph.co.uk/science/2016/03/15/aborted-babies-incinerated-to-heat-uk-hospitals/
telegraph.co.uk/science/2016/03/15/aborted-babies-incinerated-to-heat-uk-hospitals/
telegraph.co.uk/science/2016/03/15/aborted-babies-incinerated-to-heat-uk-hospitals/
telegraph.co.uk/science/2016/03/15/aborted-babies-incinerated-to-heat-uk-hospitals/
telegraph.co.uk/science/2016/03/15/aborted-babies-incinerated-to-heat-uk-hospitals/

faggot, why dont you use some moisturizer while your poor little face hurts so much you fucking homo

gentlemen the fox

The DUP are shit and I am very disappointed in /brit/ for endorsing them.

Enoch Powell was part of the UUP, why can't /shit/pol endorse them?

Fools.
FOOLS.
I prefer are Gerry over the DUP.

Are you kidding me? I would kill to be a tranny

>Tfw slags and cunts keep unfollowing me on Instagram
CAN YOU NOT YOU CUNTS

I'm shit at explaining things. Is there anything specific you want to know?

Can someone please explain why the tories insist on trying to get rid of bercow at every oppurtunity?

The guy seems to be well liked by nearly every section of the community, and does a good job in the house. Getting rid of him will just make the tories seem like total cunts.

Do you not have an England forecast?

New alternative fuel resource: Burn starving African children.

Fair point, but throw in being a boring little bible-basher too and the number probably drops a bit
Listen to her Desert Island Discs if you also enjoy watching grass grow and paint dry
Who?

maybe it's because they don't want to see your ugly face lmao

The Desert Fox #X.50)]g

Post proof you're a tranny. Are you a trap or a full shemale? When are you getting mental help?

Abortion is a voluntary eugenics program.

How's your follower ratio looking you normie cunt? I just got over the 2:1 hump

>The Desert Fox #X.50)]g
I wonder.