Ask me anything

>Painfully average straight white male
>Civil Engineering major
>In a fraternity
>needs to procrastinate calculus homework
>starts his first ask me anything thread
Bring it on faggots

why do you think anyone cares?

How did you come to be such a damn commie?

I don't.
Have a libertarian best friend. Must oppose all of his ideals but some of them make sense. Kid of single poor mom, I have obamacare and I like muh Pell grant.

Darn commie ;)

Why don't you end yourself ?

Why are you browsing a Mongolian beef recipe during physics, cucknugget?

Nice blue shirt with a fluerdelise btw

>Go to Speed School
>Pick Civil of all engineerings
>mfw

Cutie GF that is only psycho 1/4th of the time. Hoping I can get through engineering school and not be poor as fuck.
North Korea Best Korea
Fug off.
Fug off.

>thinks he's civil engineer
>hasn't finished first semester math

Fuck off larping faggot kike. Civil is a disgrace to the engineering profession. I hope you get hit by a bus in the way to retard math class.

what's wrong with Reddit?
Is it not /comfy/ enough for you?
Are you just bored with the page design, what is it?

>1/4th of the time
More like 110% of the time.

>Le Ebin memes X-DDD
Silly goys, don't hit on me xD

Fuck off.
Sup Forums isnt your blog, commie

>sage

When the Frat finds your thread.

Have been on Reddit once. Simple mind can't handle lack of pictures.

Hey fag boy, you wanna hurry up and suck this big ole donkey dick?

Just imagine its one of your frat brothers.

Btw, only fags have stickers on their laptops.

H8 me if you ain't me.

Fraternities are for people with no friends who can't make friends

Fight me 1v1 Nat Science building, 4pm every Tuesday

Heh, nuthin personnel kid
*teleports into the greensquare*
*cuts you into 2 bits with katana*

fuck calculus and fuck you

Gary Johnson is NOT a libertarian.
Trump is more libertarian than Gary Johnson.