THEY CONFIRMED AYY LMAOS
Since we were distracted with all the other happenings related to Trump, Sweden, assassinated ambassadors and plane hijacks, they almost managed to slide this
>Nasa to host major press conference on 'discovery beyond our solar system'
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inb4 its just another useless planet that could or could not have had water 13481438987437987243 years ago
A FUCKING MONGOL
this
its probably some new planet X data that will be refuted in a few months.
It's a planet 4 times the size of the Earth that is probably in the Goldilocks zone of its parent star and might in theory have water if it's not a gas giant
why is it always such a bad show if NASA wants money. Defund them tbaqh
its nothing m8 they do this shit every two weeks
Every fucking time.
>YUGE NEWS GUISE!
It's fucking nothing.
>abortion debate
>moment of conception
>clump of cells
>not life guys, it's just a clump of cells!!!
>NOT LIFE!
>space exploration
>rover lands on a planet
>single cell found, possibly fossilized
>LIFE LIFE WE FOUND LIIIIIIIIIFE
>IT'S LIFE!
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I remember when i was naive like you
HEY WE FOUND SOMETHING THAT WE THINK IS IMPORTANT
PLEASE GIVE US MORE MONEY
when was the last time NASA did something important? We still Mars now?
This is probably to do with the faint electromagnetic signals we've been picking up over the last 5 months or so. The infrared radar at the VLA has been going pretty mental since the inertia dropped to about -5Gs. This is a significant find and it indicates that there was/is a civilization out there somewhere and we've only just now detected them.
Of course the polarisation between the 2 spectrums could mean anything but it's a strong indicator of the core strength of the planet and the environment on it. In all honesty I haven't been this excited since the telemetry from the VLA came back positive when we did a full analysis spectrograph of Mars.
Very cool indeed!
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>cells are technically alive even as a clump
>humans require a minimum number and specific of arrangement to their cellular clumps to be considered human
I see your false equivalence and I raise you ad hominim.
>you're a fucking idiot
fpbp
DRUMPF BTFO!
i won't believe a word of it until we can bring them here to fuck our wives.
Shut up, Nerd
>the developmental stage is not a stage of life
Ok bro
it's finally happening
ITS NIBIRU
THE DESTROYER
GET YER BUNKERS OUT
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It's huge to them because it's new information
if it exists planet x is a part of our solar system
NASA is a fake space agency.
can you fucking newfags stop with this shit?
>4 times the size of earth
Fuckin DROPPED. The gravity on the planet would make life hell for humans.
They have to have "huge" news like this so they have an excuse to get more funding.
>guys, I picked a booged out of my nose last year and flinged it up in the sky at this planet and now I think it actually made it to that planet and it has turned into an alien. Pls give us money so I can find it and make sure it drinks plenty of water
>the independent
dayum son
>expecting evolution of species to look exactly the same on every planet capable of life
wew
>it's another CGI planet that no human eye will ever see episode
How about we terraform Mars and put floating cities in the atmosphere of Venus?
how many ly is this star
retard detected
I don't give a shit unless they are paying for the wall!
nonsesne. there are no aliens. where is this em signal you speak of, show proof or gtfo with your star trek fantasy shit.
i wish prolifers would leave. They are all neocons who want more niggers in the innercities anyway.
please no, I want benevolent ayy lmaos who offer to teach us their secrets
aliens deserve death.
>we've discovered another planet
>really?
>no the ESA did
>so why are you reporting on it
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>4 times the size of earth
Great, so the only way to colonize it is with genetically modified turbomanlets
not an argument
terraforming mars is pointless it has almost no protection from solar winds , much weaker magnetic field then earth.
Agreed.
NASA looking for more gibs. Sad!
you mean east asians?
>what is adaptation?
>volume = mass
We have a physicist on our hands boys.
>Turbomanlets
What are Europeans?
Size =/= Mass
it can be 4x the Size of Earth but at the same time not having 4x the Mass
its Mass that determines the gravity
Ganymede?
size isn't the indicator of gravity, it's mass. The planet could be a lot less dense.
Bruh
That's tater tarded
This.
Uranus is 4x the size of Earth but has a lower surface gravity than Earth.
heres to hoping they get nuked along with china, mexico, california, new york, and all of africa.
>they teach by example
>not the good kind
>they are the jews
I want to fuck a cute ayy girl.
Mars is in the goldilocks zone and guess what?
it doesnt have a molten core to sustain a magnetic field so the atmosphere and surface water is blown away from cosmic radiation
being in the goldilocks zone is only a small fraction of what it takes to sustain life on a planet
>nasa
joke organization, the most important thing they do is airbrush shit out of photos
This is their ace.
Too many people getting red pilled and its almost reaching a critical mass? Fake ET contact to distract from what ever they want to distract from. Lie about how we need to come together as humans with no borders in order to defend against this new alien threat
Cap this I guarantee that is their plan b
>the specific arrangement of cells manifested during the moment of conception isn't distinctly genetically human
Okay
Ganymede and Europa are different they are protected by Jupiter's Magnetic Field, which is extremely massive.
They would be easier to Terraform, but since they are out of the Goldilocks zone its not really practical also there are many other complications aswell
so Watchmen?
The first nonretarded answer
but nasa is not a word
I won't hold my breath. I was usually the first to get excited about this sort of thing, but not anymore.
If it was actually anything significant, they wouldn't have scheduled the press conference 2 days from now, they would have just spilled the beans.
Someday we may be able to smash some asteroids into them to increase the rotation and thus the internal heating.
>2017
>still believing in evolution
>fucking retard
Are you blind? Those are someone's sides.
>we/re glad to announce that we found space niggers
>turns out niggers were really kangz who traveled through star gates and pyramids
>they're already on their way here for gibbs
>Trusting any kind of science
They go against Trump and should be fucking destroyed immediately
benevolent ayy lmaos
name one benevolent carnivore. name one intelligent herbivore.
humans are a scavenger species. we will be like seagulls to them, hovering around their shit, consuming it, but having little to no idea how it all really works.
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t paco
NO ALIEN IS ILLEGAL! LET THEM IN!
Ok that's a fair point to bring up.
Avg Earth density: 5.5 g/cm3.
Density of rock 2.5 g/cm3
Density of iron 7.9 g/cm3
So even if this new planet had no metal core (is this even possible, I seriously don't know) and made entirely of rock it would still be more massive than the earth since it's 4 fucking times larger.
>spic
>can't understand changes through generations
well obviously some species are more evolved than others...
^ NASA always has shitty press conferences. If I was in charge I'd only have press conferences for important shit like discovering life, the only reason they have these are to justify their budget.
Uranus is not habitable to life dude. Habitable planets for humans would almost certainly have to be terrestrial planets made of rock and metal and therefore in the ballpark in terms of density as Earth.
If it is 4x Earth's size, then it might also have 4x the gravity. Unless there's some kind of grav tech and a way to deploy it (create some kind of bubble to reconfigure the gravity to be more like Earth's), it may not be habitable. Once you get within the planet's gravitational pull, the vessel would crash and everyone dies. If it manages to survive, the closer they get to the surface, the more intense the gravity gets until it pancakes everyone in the vessel.
Not sure even fit people would be able to survive there. Just doing nothing (standing, sitting, etc.), you have 4x the gravitational pull trying to break all your bones and turning you into a flattened pulp.
Not sure if exoskeletons would work either. Even if it did, the moment that fails is the moment you'd probably die.
>0.5 intergalactic credits have been deposited in your account
If it was aliens, the President would be making the announcement with them. And it would have been leaked long before
We'll finally get a hobbit race
Aliens are a complete hoax!
They don't exist.
NASA's budget is literally nothing thought.
"Exterminate all Nonwhites and implement national socialism. Are you guys retarded or something?"
>WE WANT MORE FUNDING
It's this
It's just another "earf like" planet that could at some time host life.
They do this every couple of months.
If it was Aliens then Trump would announce a space wall to keep them out of American Air Space
Thoughts like this prevent kids from stargazing.
its literally nothing, same as everything else nasa has done for the last 50 years...
that is exactly what an alien would say
>density of rock
This makes no sense, there are many kinds of rocks with totally distinct densities.
But regardless, no-one is claiming that it HAS to be less massive, but it may well only be 1.8 times as massive. A number which would leave the gravitational force easily in the safe zone.
not until shit get grimdark and there is only war
I know, but all the congressman want to cut it so they have to justify their budget with 'discoveries'. It's like how Obama cut their shuttle program, they know they're on the chopping block so they must do these conferences.
They'll probably finally admit that the earth is flat...