I met a guy who went to school in the atlanta area, and he swore up and down he went to school with two black girls, one named Spongebobaisha and the other Koolaidadika.
I've met someone named Quantarius, Latrina, and La-a (pronounced La-Dash-Uh)
anyone else got any good ones?
to make this a serious thread, why do they do it? Why don't blacks value traditional names, going out of their way to invent new ones? These names don't seem to have roots anywhere.
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tyrone darrell mcrape
five fives shit
really? McRape?
Jermajesty Johnson.
"JJ" for short.
>Latrina
means outhouse in italian
For the same reason as
WE
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When I was a teenager I worked at Wendy's with some fat sheboon named "Topramenisha", I shit you not.
beautiful name isn't it
step up nigga
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I knew one named lemongello because when the mom was pregnant she really liked lemon jello. Not joking.
>Newport
Worked with a girl named Quevetta
>La-a
The dash don't be silent
Once knew a guy who went by Swagga-Tron Nikedown Campbell. Tron for short. It was his Facebook name, and all his friends called him that too.
>La-a
That's an urban fucking legend.
Jermaine
>Newport
>Propecia
kek
>La-a
Lost
no, or if it is, then people actually have named their children based on it
D'Monica. Pronounced Demonica. Shit you not
Met gril named Eguana.
I miss the good old days when niggers named their kids after dead white guys.
Roosevelt, Washington, Jackson, etc.
There was a time when you could be in the hood and yell, "Hey, Roosevelt!!" and twenty different nig-nogs would turn and look at you.
The Asian names sound more White than the White names.
I think that chart is just a joke, even though there are guaranteed to be some black folks with those names
I had a black friend named Roosevelt (went by roe); was actually a cool guy
i went to elementary school with a black kid named DeFloyd.....even in 4th grade everyone was like wtf
His folks must have been old-school. Lucky guy. He could have ended up being named Latravius or something.
Lemonjello
Orangejello
Not even fucking kidding
dont lie op youve never met anyone names "La-a" unless your the lad who made the original copy pasta on the thing
how do you ever get a job when the hiring manager looks down at your resume and sees 'Orangejello Jackson'
>La-a (pronounced La-Dash-Uh)
Top kek everytime
maybe he gets the job because that's funny.
It's pretty hard to top 'Shitavious'
By meeting the diversity quota
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kek
>sinutab
>Quintavion (pronounced "Quinn-tae-vee-on"
>LaQuanca (pronounced "La-Quan-cuh")
>Flintonius
All real names of niggers I've met attending public school.
This guy though.
Toby...
Affirmative Action
Trash one? Kek
>Ashleigh
I have literally never seen a person named this
"I got 3 kids. Thegoodone, Thetallone, and Thetrashone."
why do blacks choose roman philosopher/emperor/legionaire sounding names for their offspring?
lol probably prounounce it "tray-shawn" but lmao trash-oh-n
I think they wanted it to be read as "trashwan"
You didn't meet anyone named la-a you lying faggot
>BEST AFRO-AMERICAN NAMES
Nigger has always been my favorite
>trashone
rip
I've found blacks with traditional, biblical names are born into more white collar families and are contributing members of society. Quentavious and LaDeTaReNayshawn are the ones getting arrested and spending their lives in prison. Self-fulfilling prophecy maybe.
dead niggers
I know a girl. Sweet ad can be, but ugly as sin and dumb as a box of rocks. Yes that's her kid, and SURPRISE she is a single mom.
Shaniya
I remember once being humiliated in a middle school classroom, we had this sort of name remembrance game where we would go in a circle and name each person's name along the way.
I'm horrible with memory so the teacher had to give me hints on almost every person far away from me, on a black girl named Asia the teacher listed continents and said "it's the one that isn't listed" or something like that
I fucking said Canada
Its the power companies fault for him not paying the bill or making arrangements? They won't just shut it off (eespecially in winter) if you have kids and work with them. Summer time now, that's dif. Let the deadbeats sweat and play outside.
You probably said Canada because Shaniya Twain is from Canada.
Ledasha*
>Le-a
ftfy
>De Shea
>Implying negros get jobs
>AYY LMAO
Layling
>tfw the white and asian names are normal but the black names are all fucked up
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It's a facsimile of culture. Their hilarious names are a combination of half-remembered African sounds, appropriated Western names, and whatever ghetto shit their drugged out minds come up.
RIP Delqron Trayverius Muhammad Ali Johnson. He died before his time, crushed underneath the soda machine he was trying to burglarize.
Sjohn
Pronounced Sean.
>Da'Quintin from San Quentin
That ad has got to be shooped.
I have no nigger names, but gypsies seem to be fond of unique names too:
>Herkules
>Spajdermen ("Spider-man" spelled phonetically)
>Brusli ("Bruce Lee")
My local winn dixie has been a gold mine for great names and i can only hope that my favorite checkout girl:
J'America
Is dating my favorite checkout guy:
Craig and them
>not sure on capitalization because all caps on name tag. Phonetically "craig-en-em"
Asians are more white than white people
>tichondrius
There's always room for jello
how else would it be pronounced, "george"?
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Carbon monoxide poisoning is not unique to blacks though.
Why do niggers always tilt their head back and show their teeth in mugshots
Why do dogs snarl?
Basically the same thing, they want to look "hard"
Does it make more sense now?
Precious Butts
True story
come on, these have to be shopped.
he never had a chance
SLICE EM WITH DA CHOPPAS BOYZ!
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>naming a boy Dakota
What happened to white people?
This nigga's head looks like a fuckin marker cap
probably a popular name in california, or boston
kek
>Adrianandious Blackeyes
Is he a npc from Warcraft or the Elder Scrolls?
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Yup,it's like they unironically choose orkish names for their children from warhammer ...
man that is fucked up
>Why don't blacks value traditional names, going out of their way to invent new ones?
African nomenclature used to be to combine their mother and their father's name into one. This is why there are so many two letter/one syllable starts for their names; LaShanda, DeQuan, LaPrell, etc., because their father or mother started with that.
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>Quantarius
That's a pretty cool name. Although it sounds like an energy drink.
>Tichondrius
>Ashleigh
>Madison
kek
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