What do?

>this man shows up at your house
>"Quick user, where's your barbecue? This freshly hunted meat isn't going to cook itself."

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It's outback but it's freezing out.

I'd tell him what a challenge he has in store, with my shitty little bbq from sears.

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its 70 degrees right now probably perfect for a barbecue

eat the meat raw like a real man!

How the fuck is a hotdog freshly hunted?

It was 66 out today... fucking great. I'd totally drink filtered water and BBQ while enhancing my male vitality.

*peels off human disguise*

"You came to the wrong house, friendo"

Get rid of the hot dogs and I'll show you the grill

that looks good.


tfw no bbq meat pile

You head out back I'll grab the tangy tangerine

> this man talks about space lizards

Ask John Podesta.

EAT IT ALL RAW

>ywn be a Canadian hot dog hunter

And if I let him do the cooking it won't get cooked at all either. Or perhaps at most the first ½mm of it will get cooked

Meat needs to be cooked until it is a dry crisp!

underrated kek

Kill yourself, you subhuman retard. Get that garbage out of my face and go enjoy your nitrate-laden """food""" somewhere else.

Have fun with cancer and heart disease, my insecure, bluepilled friend.

>hunted meat? don't you know the chemtrails have infected wildlife? You need to grow your own food

kek'd

>Meat needs to be cooked until it is a dry crisp!
reeeee

They grow wild in the south

>hotdogs
>Not recognizing pure 100% freshy hunted boar cocks.

>Fire was a globalist invention to launch us into the technology era so globalization would be easier to achieve with modern technology
>Eat it raw

After that podcast with Joe Rogan, I'd roll out the red carpet for Jones. That 3 hour conversation went by so fast and it was way cool.

Go fishing in New Jersey

hang on alex let me go refill this propane tank for a clean, efficient burning

Gonna need a quick gestalt first.

>No Alex, you and I are going to have the meatloaf.

pull out your incisors and canine teeth right now.

you don't need em.

I'd discuss water filtration methods with him. And globalists.

>ywn hunt hot dogs with Alex Jones

> Gets out my flint & tinder
> Lights my hexamine stove
> ?????
> Wakeup

I light him on fire.
"YOU'RE MY BARBECUE NOW, YOU FUCKING DEGENERATE."

>No water filters
That's one of those psychic vampires

I have an electric grill, is that okay?

no wonder he's fat and sweaty

Show him my hotdog filter

>he hasn't hunted hot dogs before

You're missing out.

Let him use the grill and ask for a basic gestalt

I'd cook the fuck out of that meat.

I live in a tralier, alex, you walked by like six of them to get to my front door. now grab the Simple Green and the steel wool and lets get the rust off these sons of bitches before we put the meat on them.

>muh freedom to kill animals by the trillions

I will skip the break, this is too important

i should add that my landlady made a wood fired pizza oven by dragging an old oven into the back yard and filling the broiler with wood, so we can use that too.

>incisors
In many herbivores (plant-eating animals) these front teeth are used to cut off stems of grass and other growing things, that are then ground up by the molars at the back of the mouth.

>canines
There are several serious problems with the “canine teeth” argument, the most glaring one being the premise that “the presence of canine teeth = meant to eat meat.” In truth, with the exception of rodents, rabbits, and pikas, nearly all mammals have canine teeth.

(Pic related, even camels have more developed canines than humans.)

Another problem with the “canine teeth” argument is the idea that, just because we have a physical attribute that enables us to do something harmful, we are morally justified to perform that activity unnecessarily and whenever we want. Humans are physically capable of inflicting all kinds of violence (“If I wasn’t meant to beat people up, I wouldn’t have these big fists!), but our capacity to harm others has nothing to do with whether or not we are right to harm others. Indeed, most people would say it is wrong to cause harm when you can just as easily avoid doing so. And we can easily (and drastically) reduce the needless harm and suffering we cause to other animals simply by making different choices at the grocery store.

My barbecue? Who the fuck talks like this?
My grill is out back on the deck.

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Quick jump in here and rewind the stream about 5-10 mins

hold on to your water filters
Alex Jones is BTFOing himself and a feminist.

/close_derail.kek

shoot zio-cuck comrade Alex dead and then shoot the celling. Take the meat and put it in the freezer. Call the faggoty liberal cops if they aren't still at Denny's or fucking one another up the ass, 2 hrs later when 911 finally send the pigs to my house and they see Alex dead I point to the celling and say, "See? See officers? I gave him a warning shot when he walk in my door and threatened my life. Free meat, dead trotskite, profit

Just think what it's like at OP's house up in fucking Canada.

>putting hot dogs next to good meat
My pet peeve. Don't get that disgusting processed cow testicle juice on my lamb and steak.

Ask him for a water filter in exchange for use of my grill.

Grab him by the water filter.

Show him to the 4 burner I bought from fellow Texan and huwhite male Hank Hill.

Offer him some shine and some homegrown bud while the steel-bastard warms up.

Talk about American History.

It's in the refrigerator with the rest of my condiments.

It's right up in this here cabinet. Unopened bottle. Here ya go, Bill.

"As long as the meat doesn't turn the frogs gay, lets grill."

That would be an evening of magic

Filter salesman is doing well, those are some nice cabinets.

START ROLLING UP LIKE 20 DOOBIES

>not an oil drum
getthefuckottahere

The same as these.

alex jones doesnt really smoke weed
he drinks and probably does coke though

No matter how many times I've seen this thread, it always brings a smile to my face.

Can I please have your pictures pf alex jones? I'm starting a collection
Also I'm searching for a picture of him almost naked with gloves, saw it once on Sup Forums but never again

>toss him a beer
"through the kitchen into the garden. I'll get the coal"

what to give the man who has everything...

Get the man a fucking bbq.

vastly underrated

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underrated

hahahaha, top jej, made me spit out my drink. Thanks user

lmao

Behold! The King of the Faggots, and his Queen

Ask him if he's really Bill Hicks

WEW

With walnut sauce

I show him to my damn barbecue of course

take him to my dusty keg barrel grill I used once 3 years ago and slap some meat on 1/2 a lb at a time

Just keking in to make sure we are still WINNING

what is he watching pol?

Whatever crazy shit Jones can go off on, how ca you not see him as an extremely likable guy? I'd like to barbecue that meat with him will get shit faced / super high. Dude seems way more fun than the majority of my friends.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HOLY KEK

>eating class 1 carcinogens

what a fucking retard holy shit

no wonder he looks like he's 60 years old at age 40

HOT SHIT/10

Bluefish off the jersey shore are honestly worse to eat than a boot

>freshly hunted meat

Where did he found an animal that was already shaped like sausage? Machine manufactured wieners with square size?

Show him my gas/charcoal grill on the patio and pour him some filtered water

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