What's their endgame?

What's their endgame?

finding good junk mate

World domination

Buttsecks.

one of these

Fiddling each other's junk, they look like poofters mate

>hire porn chick for show
>find out she's porn chick
>masturbate furiously
>fire porn chick
>keeps finding junk pre located for show
>empty life on reality show watched by stupid plebs

I dunno op, murder suicide?

Finding hidden antiques so others can live the comfiest hobbit lifestyle.

a scrooge mcduck style room where they can swim in old oil industry signs

this show only serves as a drinking game.

Take a shot every time one of them says "piece"

example:
>"Look at this piece!"
>"This is a pretty nice piece..."
>"How much you want for this piece?"

>Listens to Autechre once

Quick run down:

>-Rothschilds bow to pickers
-In contact with hillbillies
-Possess picker-like abilities
-Control middle America with an iron but fair fist
-Own rusty signs & lampshades globally
-Direct descendants of the ancient picker blood line
-Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Pickergrad will be be the first city)
-Own 99% of Scrap metal research facilities on Earth
-First designer babies will in all likelihood be coke machines from the 50s
-both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Illanois barns & Area 51
-Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and old NASCAR jump suits
-They own Indian motorcycle labs around the world
-You likely have Indian motorcycles inside you right now
-The Pickers are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of rusty children's bicycles to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the picker bunker in Wilkes land?
-They learned fluent Hillbilly in under a week
-Nation states entrust their glass coke bottle reserves with the twins.
-The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
-In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings

>RUSTY

they have orgies with the girl, in the van they travel in, on all the antique furniture and stuff they buy

here have this

>GOLD

I share the surname of the short fat one. What does that mean?

...

you're an incredibly wise man

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To cheat dying old men out of their gas station memorabilia.

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Lol, Where's that PodestaBros. Madeline McCann e-fit pic at?

kek

Gold

These guys are unlikable as fuck, it amazes me they somehow have a successful T.V. show.

At least the Pawn Star guys are likable or easy to hate, these guys are like watching paint dry. Not funny, ugly, no personality whatsoever. I don't get it.

That old rusty gold

>Mike found the drive core for an Annunaki bicycle (easiest way to explain it) and has been trying to hold it over head of the Rothschilds and now the Bog boys like the sword of Damocles to mixed results
>Men with paper backs need not foray into geopolitics

could be the best thing I've ever read on Sup Forums

>glorifying bottom-feeding

They use picking as a front to gain access to otherwise top clearance areas.

fuck bitches get money

Drumpf will never build the wall racists btfo

yiff hate

0w0

squee

glomp

rawr

fuck my ass with you cheesy nigger dick

It is until we have a quick rundown of all quick rundowns

It's been fun guys and I admit that I used to be a Frank supporter. But come on, we can't let this man get his hands on the metal Pepsi sign

It's not even good junk; every episode ends with them paying for a bunch of bits and bobs then declarinf that they made a small fortune

>hey look at this piece!
>this rare hunk of junk came from a time in Murrica!! That means it had value
>*quotes the highest estimate seen online*
>declares they had a good day scavenging by adding up the differences between what they paid and assumed value
>meanwhile his wife cries quietly in their warehouse in the face of increasing debt as another half ton of junk that will never sell is added into their inventory.