Post dirty pickup lines. Fight the faggotry

Do you live on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise a cock.
Are you flappy bird? Cause I could tap you all night
I hope you got a pet insurance, cause tonight I’m gonna destroy that pussy.
Do you know your ABC’s? Cause I wanna give you the 4th letter of the alphabet.
There are 8 planets in the universe, but only 7 after I destroy Uranus
I like every bone in your body, especially mine.
The only thing I want between our relationship is latex.
Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh.
That’s a nice smile. It’d look better if it was all you were wearing!
My name’s Pogo, d’ya wanna jump on my stick?
Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.

Hello, wanna go see a movie?
*visit her father before the date dressed in your best jacket and tie*
Don't worry sir, I won't touch her
*give the girl a quick peck after the date and you drive her home*
That's how it should be at least

good goyim

You're a faggot if you think there's anything wrong with what I said

youre a faggot bro. you look to women like theyre motherly figures and all u want is for them to say that ur a good little boy.

I just look at what the bible says

the bible says youre better off being single and that you should chop your cock off.

God isnt on your side when you're courting women.

No it doesn't

The bible says a prudent wife is a gift from God, I don't court women God finds a wife for you. He knows better than me, when I try to find a wife I find a girl who wants to fornicate.

'If your right eye causes you to stumble, pluck it'

Where does it say chop off your genitals? Why are Canadians all lefty retards?

10/10 also moar

Sure, doesnt mean hes on your side.

lefty? Politically I side with John Winthrop and the early puritan settlers. And Jesus and Paul were single and never married. That should tell you something about what actually pleases God.

theyre harder to find than you'd think. Those are the best ones I've got. Would love it if someone else would contribute.

Yeah God said spread forth and multiply
And he said that a husband and wife shouldn't deprive one another. Did you read your bible?
I agree abstinence should be stressed in marriage too, which is why I advocate for couples to sleep in separate beds

he also said to 18 muslims to go forth and fly a plane into the world trade center. Stop using God to back up your fucktarded arguments.

Not all Canadians are this fucking gay.

No he didn't, Satan is the Muslim god, look at the Quran it's backwards and retarded and contradicts itself within the same chapter.
Most are though, it's rare to meet a Canadian who is a bible believer the only ones I met were foreigners.

God controls Satan, so fear him and repent.

((()))
Thanks for the advice, I'll remember this when I'm banging yur mom.

Satan, like us has free will.

>rare to meet a Canadian who is a bible believer
I believe Jesus is the one true god.

my pickup line works all the time and im 5'5 beta faggot, all you need is confidence :
If you don't reply to this post your mom will die of cancer tongiht

So you don't believe in the bible

we do not have control over our selves or our surroundings. if we had control, we would be able to be good. but we're not. we're all guilty sinners. we are not gods. we are controlled by the laws and forces of the world. Jesus is good because he transcended those laws and forces by being completely aligned with them

Are you that same guy who claimed to shoot up the mosque with your 2 pals? Your flag and picture says you are.

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no argument?

>leafs arguing about the bible
Proof that we're living in an alternate universe

the other guy left after I gave him the ultimate K/O with ->