Post sobering NEET feels

I was just sitting in silence with my dad in the living room.

I'm almost 29, not employed or in education, no friends, no relationships, and no plans for the future.

Your turn.

Join the navy

Your dad has most likely done a lot to give you a good life. I think the least you could do is show some sort of initiative is becoming independent. Mom and Dad won't be around for ever.

Besides, living independently is a lot more fun.

>22
>sleep all day
>crawl out of bed sometime in the afternoon
>leave my room about once or twice all day for food and toilet
>only human interaction is when I go in the other room and watch Jeopardy with my dad
>haven't left the house in a week?2 weeks? I don't know
I should get back to FNM just to go somewhere,

Start with a part time job.

ENGLAND IS MINE
IT OWES ME A LIVING

It will never happen, at least not by following a normal path. I'm too far gone.

There's a strange unspoken sadness. We don't address the issue, ever, but it's there, as if filling the air.

Get a job you idiot. Start by flipping burgers then work your way up. At least try to get fit. Hit the gym, work out. Get some air.

It always puzzled me why NEETs and virgins and other assorted failures would come to an imageboard and make confessions like this.

Do you expect people here to give you good advice? Do you actually believe you would follow it even if somebody did share their wisdom? Do you expect reassurance? Do you expect pity? Are you trying to confirm you're not the only failure out there?

You know you're gonna get shat at in equal amounts for every virtual hug you get, so maybe that's what you're after? Are you seeking to hear the familiar truth about yourself all over again for the thousandth time?

You're almost 29, not employed or in education, no friends, no relationships, and no plans for the future. I think you know what you have to do. Get on with it.

God, is there anything more disgusting than human beings.

I've given up time with friends and dating to spend more time taking care of my aging father.

And it's totally worth it. Love that man.

But you have time and motivation to post in a joke board?
Are you being paid to spread the misery?
Sounds as if you are

our turn to what, blow your dad?
What kind of gay shit is this.

im 41, no wife, gf, no prospects, virgin, moderately successful atty

home alone in my 2br condo shitposting on pol

you have 7 years to get married and have kids. 28 is still young

>MFW I apparently got a promotion at work today, but my heart isn't in the job, but it pays OK and I'm lazy, but nowhere near fulfilled
>I too have no real plans for the future

Grass is always greener, my dude.

Sent my letter of resignation today, as two days before HR sent the cops round to my house to check on me after a message that I was sick didn't make it to my boss in the morning (there's been some issues with the mobile and net coverage here due to a cable fault.)

In addition, the last time I provided them a medical certificate, they said that it 'wasn't enough' and began harassing my GP for more details. Dude's a bro though, and told them to fuck off if they didn't trust his word the first time.

So naturally, HR just assumed that the Doctor and I were lying to them about my one day absence.

Fucking female HR managers, man.

So I said 'fuck it, I'll work a casual/part time job for the rest of the year and then just take out a HECS loan and fuck off to uni for a few years.'

Finished putting in my resume for a few jobs around, so I guess I'll just have to spend the next few days cleaning the house and shitting around on the net.

Shame, I liked my job, but every Chief has to have their castle and all that.

I'm like you except 24. I have no idea how to be independent, my mind is always racing and I'm becoming more and more of a NEET hermit. Contemplating just going innawoods eventually.

Jesus Christ dude.

Fuck a hooker for fucks sake

>113604989

You've chosen wisely, did you want to share some gay pornography?

Do you live in Ontario, California?

Only the ultra rich are allowed in

I've been a neet for a few periods of time with the biggest being months after I left my mother's house and moved in with my sister 300 miles away. The one thing I can say is that my health deteriorates whenever I enter neet status.

the controller that saved Europe. wew

be honest guys, do parents really expect grandchildren? i know my mother has hinted at me trying to find a gf, and ive made it fairly clear im in no hurry (Because i tried and ive all but given up, at least for the time).

am i killing my mother by not giving her grandchildren

You are killing your dna so Yes you Fucking failed piece of shit

>Are you being paid to spread the misery?

people do this?

Start running.

My cousin was a NEET fucking loser until his early 30s. Everyone in the family pointed to him as an example of how *not* to live. We were all sure that he had completely wasted his life.

A few months ago, he graduated with a semi-useful bachelor's degree from some decent university in our state. Word also spread about him having a girlfriend when he had a minor car accident while the girl was sitting in the passenger seat (she didn't sue him like many kikes would). It took us completely by surprise to learn these things.

Now he's attending the University of Chicago School of Law.

From NEET fucking loser to pretty much Ivy League-tier alpha chad.

Aside from being tall, there was little else that he had going for him, and he completely turned his life around.

If that fucking freak can accomplish something like that, you can, too.

All that just sounds awful

What?

You need to get your ass over to a recruitment center in the morning.

the military will take you. hell. they will even let you join their local workout group for a few months before you go to bootcamp to make sure your in decent enough shape.

dude.

you do not want to die like this.

get your shit together and do something.

its easy man. it seems hard. but its easy. you just have to put yourself in a corner so that your survival instinct kicks in.

so go sign your life away to the military for a few years. it is an easy step to take and you cant get out of it.

just pull the trigger dude.

You fucking losers on pol... no wonder you love trump, the king pedo

Your cousin sounds like me.

All of my family are shitty go-nowhere Chads who have jobs so are praised.

I'm a NEET who whacks off to anime and got a great set of degrees and tons of money.

Rofl. Fuck the haters. NEET masterrace.

the only logical progression is heroin. if that doesn't work, show your dad your bare bum. see if he takes the bait

>Mom and Dad won't be around for ever

I absolutely agree with the sentiment behind your comment, and I would prefer to live in an RV in a Walmart parking lot to the humiliation of being a man-baby living at home into my 30s.

That being said, the "Mom and Dad won't be around forever" argument is pretty weak.

"Mom and Dad won't be around forever."

Yeah, but if you wait long enough, they'll die of natural causes and you'll inherit their assets, including, in many cases, the family house.

You're a NEET because your dad raised you badly, and your first step towards self improvement should be to admit this to yourself.

#1 this isn't /r9k/
#2 go join the military or something

Seriously. Fuck off.

>not killing your father, burning him to ashes and burying whats left in a shallow grave, and keeping the house for yourself

user, i...

>24
>work from home
>steady salary
>Get to CNC cool shit all day in my man cave
>Bought a cool gun with my tax return

NEETs are degenerates

just fuck a hooker and strangle it

>blaming dad

Yea that'll set him straight.

>turning 24 in a few days
>gf of 4 years left a few months ago
>live alone with an okay job (17/hr)
I have no money troubles, but I just feel so fucking empty. Every woman around is a turboslut I wouldn't touch with a pole.
One seemed cute and nice, talked for a bit at a friends party and flirted for awhile.
Then I woke up to her fucking my friend in the next room.
Then I woke up later to her getting eaten out by a different friend in the next room.
Still debating on if I should tell my second friend he has essentially cleaned Sean's dick scum out of her vag.

>Fucking female HR managers, man.

I have more respect for the janitorial crew than HR. The people that clean up and fix shit do it well at my job, but the HR cunts (fat nigger lover and ugly negress who can't write in English) fill the nigger woman quota while they hire an endless stream of niggers that won't last two months.

>tfw permaneet but I've found inner peace with the help of buddhism and can no longer understand how I could previously feel any negativity about my situation

Truly the 'religion' of neets.

desu just hang them or something

34 Never had a gf or been with a girl. Live alone. No friends. Too autistic to talk with people properly. Shit job at a supermarket.

OP, I was there at around the same age. Started working part time burger flipping job, then full time, went to school, now working as a welder with a wife who I love dearly. You're gonna make it brah.

I left home with 400 dollar in my pockets. if there's a will, there is a way. Just pack up and leave if you cannot withstand the intolerable situation any longer.

...

You are a failed piece of shit if you have kids everyone but me must learn

I'm a 22 yr old khv, but I'll start working soon. Maybe that'll put me at ease

He's a NEET. Obviously he wasn't raised well enough. What he should do is objectively analyze where his parents went wrong, so he can work on improving himself in the areas in which he is lacking. Know thyself. I always see faggots like you trying to absolve parents of any and all responsibility in how a person turned out, as if children are born fully formed and independent, and there's no useful information in analyzing one's own formative years. I'm guessing you're doing this because your own were shit, and you're too much of a fucking pussy to admit it, or maybe you just have an IQ in the low 90s.

Not really a neet, but with how lazy I am and my unwillingness to do a lot of things, I certainly feel like one.

I work and study at my university, but it's all such a drag. Honestly, I just want a mentor to teach me the important lessons in life, one on one, an apprentice-master kind of relationship. They were so much easier to find back then, but corporate culture has left everybody to fend for themselves in a vicious fight to the top.

I've wanted to be mentored for as long as I can remember. There's just nobody.

How do you end up like that in chadstralia? It's basically an all year round beach party over there and you have the chaddy accent and everything presumably. Aren't there foreign sluts willing to marry you if only for the citizenship?

Might not be a bad thing. Once you get a taste of vagina it consumes you. It's a pretty empty feeling chasing vaginas

I wish my dad was still alive.

Do you do anything? Try to at least help out around the house. One of my older brothers is a 40 year old neet with no friends or relationships, but my parents like having him around because he mows the lawn and tries to fix things around the house.

28
BPsych (10k debt left from degree, most paid for by mother).
No job, no property. Living at home avoiding my family like the plague.

I feel 'trapped in my own home'

'Still debating on if I should tell my second friend he has essentially cleaned Sean's dick scum out of her vag.'

Do it, but judging from your first friend's name, try to insert a joke about him 'enjoying Irish Cream' as you do.

>be married with kids/job
>no time for hobbies
>kids break all my cool shit
>wife won't stop bugging me to spend time with her
>don't do anything but work all day and clean up kids messes and watch shitty movies with my wife

Grass is always greener. Try to make the most of your freedom.

I started working at a yuppie grocery store today. I live with my gf and roommates. I want to kill myself more now than when it looked like I wouldnt make rent.

Yvan eht nioj

>try to insert a joke about him 'enjoying Irish Cream'
I just lost my shit, I'll do it.

I will get this job.

>Grass is always greener
Says both sides. The truth is all sides suck. It's just up to you to make your situation better than what you found yourself in.

I was going to come in here to make fun of you guys but now I'm just sad.

That's a lie. Ivy league wouldt accept him

>digits of truth delivered by a screeching autist

I want to give you credit for the truth in your post but unfortunately it was so riddled with inaccurate personal attacks towards me, I can't. Fuck you and the Somali Cock you rode in on.

Suuure

Only the ultra rich are allowed to join the military dumbfuck

>It's just up to you to make your situation better than what you found yourself in.

the gypsy speaks true

Likely lives in a shit place inland like I do. No beach, just desert and ye ol' natives all around.

Visiting the cities and picking up foreign chicks with the tried-and-true 'makes chicks cum' voice is the best bet. PAX Aus is great for that, lots of nerdy chicks abound.

you think he needs justification of any sort? Part of this life is just posting for the fuck of it. Nothing needs to come out of it.

Now enjoy your 3rd world shithole Piotr and make sure you don't get run down by a cunt with a dash cam

>I'm too far gone.

Dude, please, no. That's so completely false. I used to say shit like that when I was 18 or 19...discourage taking any decisive action because I'm not a teenage anymore. But then a year went by, and then five, and now almost ten. I think back to all the things that have changed in the years since I first naively thought I had figured everything out, and it's incredible.

It's cheesy but it's the truth: Every day is a new chance to start over.

And here's something I can almost guarantee you: when you tell your parents that you're applying for jobs and are gonna start going for daily walks, they'll be very encouraging. And even if their advice seems wrong, trust it. They've seen more shit than you can imagine. Trust them.

If marriage and kids is something worth aspiring to, sure. It is instilled in us to procreate and maintain a stable home.

>if they die, you might inherit stuff

Yes, you will inherit material possessions, but you will have lost your opportunity to learn from them and receive free wisdom, knowledge, and general information about life. Try get that from them while you can and feed off of their encouragement. In two years or five years, you'll still be a fully conscious, capable person, but you'll be regretting you didn't start turning things around then.

>As evidenced by all the Pvt. Rothschild, Corporal Goldsteins and Sgt. Rockefellers in the military.

Wtf are you talking about leaf? Lol

Currently sitting at my Parents place. Just finished watching Scent of a Woman. I came down to visit them for their birthdays. I fly back north east on Wednesday. I'm taking them out to dinner tomorrow night. Currently sitting on a chair drinking wine about to pour myself so local whisky. Got a 9 hole T-time at noon tomorrow. I'll most likely not be sober for it. But my parents live on a fairly well known golf course.
That's my night, Sup Forums

>Willingly playing golf

kys

Mentored in what, though? Regular life?

Start with pic related.

I'm 32 and I've never had a real full-time job or had a girlfriend

at some point this year I'll have a masters but I never did intern so it's probably going to be useless when it comes to actually finding a job

Get a job. Literally any kind of paid work you can manage to get, even if it's just part time. Something, anything

we are brothers McCloud

I don't want a normal life though. That would be worse than being NEET. I'm just waiting until everyone passes away so I can go too without a guilty conscience. It's something I really look forward to, as odd as that sounds. It's like... freedom.

I'm not going sober, so that must count for something faggot.

>22
>no full time work
>door knock to mow lawns
>only customers i have employ me out of sympathy
>live at home tidying the yard and cleaning
>mother died couple of months ago
>dad just watches netflixs till 2-3 in the morning
>he hasn't worked since she died
>i cook for him most days
>got an azn gf who funds my cigarette habit
>only together because we don't like being lonely

All i want from this world is to be left alone atm

This is a very good leaf.

Please don't believe everything you read on Sup Forums, especially when it's just bants.

I know where you're at, but you are very late to the game, turned my life around at 25, I'm thirty this year, in four years I simply stuck with a company and climbed the ladder. I realized the ladder is super quick to climb in the blue collar world, mainly because my gen are fucking idiots, they don't understand hard work. In four years I had a down payment, no grade 12, found a sweetie and amassed a collection of guns, 2nd year I the house, this summer I'm gardening and looking at ways to get more off the grid. Just get up, get off the net and put your head down at work.

Mentored or taken on as an apprentice in my field of work/study, that is IT. Also thanks, but I saved that many years ago either on Sup Forums or early Sup Forums.

26
>been married four years now
>work every day for past 5 years
>hard work at times, oil and gas construction
>traveled all over first two years
>father is proud, I go home to visit atleast every other weekend and make sure family is good
>two older brothers
>both married, successful
>they haven't visited since a single day of thanksgiving last year
>parents barely hear from them
>don't watch tv
>don't have social media
>only played a couple games in past few years
>spend most days wrenching on cars, playing with my dog and going on drives with my wife on weekends

Just posting for polarization

it;s ok bud, i have all your problems and i am even older than you

>only together because we don't like being lonely

sadfeels

havent had a real job in months. though i am just 20 i cant seem to find a normal job. was stupid enough to sign up for a commissions job a few weeks ago. worst financial mistake of my life. would like to get into warehouse but only old mexicans get accepted

Was attending a course of MongoDB, the guy hosted Stallman when he visited for a convention.

He told me Stallman smelled bad and was a pain in the ass all around.

ahhaahahahhaha

living the american dream of dying slowly

Dont worry brah we're all gonna make it. Dont be a sad cunt brah you can be a sick cunt if you want to

We should make an innawoods camp society.

But he fights for freedom. The smell of stinky cheese is a small price to pay for such bravery of one man.

Man go talk to a therapist or something. This is the last place you need to be.

>22
>>no full time work
>>door knock to mow lawns
>>only customers i have employ me out of sympathy
>>live at home tidying the yard and cleaning
>>mother died couple of months ago
>>dad just watches netflixs till 2-3 in the morning
>>he hasn't worked since she died
>>i cook for him most days
>>got an azn gf who funds my cigarette habit
>>only together because we don't like being lonely
>All i want from this world is to be left alone atm


fuxking shit are you me two years ago ?!!!

im 23, third year in the lawncare industry.

i now work in some factory during the winter and mow lawn with my crew in the summer.

got 2 trucks for next year. keep the motivation.

>just pull the trigger dude.

nice wording