you guys lied to me when you all said that california doesn't deport illegals. My grandpa called me a pocho and I got mad and called the police on him. I thought they'd just rough him up but instead they found my tec 22 I had accidentally left out on my kitchen counter loaded and they arrested him over it. He's been convicted (pleaded guilty due to his dementia) of possessing an assault weapon, child endangerment (my younger sister lives with us too), and possessing a high-capacity 15 round magazine. He's sitting in a detention facility right now and will probably be deported tomorrow.
I'm fucked once my parents find out, my car doesn't even have American plates
Jonathan Garcia
Seeya!
Michael Foster
fuck you
Jason Torres
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Aaron Nelson
>fucked
Just deport them too and leave your gun around too
Chase Baker
That's good, copypasta should get deported.
Ian Garcia
More fake news huh?
Brody Russell
This can't be real...
Christopher Hill
illegal immigrant who is driving around illegally and illegally owns a gun. You and your family are going to be deported for sure. Bye-bye Paco!
Parker Walker
it's not pasta, I'd post pics but I don't want any of you fucks calling the police on me. I can't afford to get my car searched because I have the rest of my guns there and I'm pretty sure most of them aren't legal for California
Eli Perez
You left a loaded tec 9 in the house with your little sister home, then couldn't fess up and let your grandpa go to jail??
Wtf bro this is why you need to go back
Thomas Robinson
it's legal in CA for anyone who can pass the firearms license exam to buy a gun, I didn't even need to give a social security number I only had to check a box that I didn't want to disclose my immigration status
>let grandpa go to prison and be deported >be a faggot who can't own up to his actions >nice pasta
Cameron Parker
It was an honest mistake, I had just left it there when I walked outside for a smoke
Hunter Sullivan
hahahahhahaha
Elijah Ward
>My grandpa called me a pocho and I got mad and called the police on him
Chase Gonzalez
I'd definitely call the police on ya lad, fuck you and the rest of your worthless race, though to be fair you're probably just some fat fucking white male larping as an illegal, everyone knows illegals can't speak English.
Eli Lopez
What's a pocho?
Ryder Campbell
I was born here bitch, I'm not an illegal. That's grandpa. I get the same snap checks you do.
Thomas Sullivan
bullshit, nigger spic
Kevin Ramirez
Bye! Also just shameful you dumb spic, please sterilize yourself.
Charles Powell
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Noah Stewart
>it's legal in CA for anyone who can pass the firearms license exam to buy a gun
So you're telling me that illegals can legally drive, own a firearm and send their children to school without having to provide proof of citizenship? America is doomed. Also, have fun back in Juarez. ICE will be along shortly when your demented grandpa rats you out.
Isaiah Wright
wow you did trump's job for him
Thank you for making America grater
Daniel Martin
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Christopher Wilson
>Everyone in this thread is new
feels bad man
Austin Bailey
Last time you made this thread it was your sister getting deported because you left the tec¬22 in her car.
Connor Taylor
The police don't actively deport them but if they're arrested ice could decide to process them
Ian Campbell
Hope everything works out for the best user. btw how the hell did you get a Tec-22? This is why we all need to advocate for less gun laws, because this kind of stuff only happens in California.
Jayden Reed
Smoking kills user, keep that in mind on your one way trip to Tijuana
