What is their endgame, Sup Forums ?

What is their endgame, Sup Forums ?

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To be American and to pick things

To overtake Pawn stars in ratings

to be the comfiest show on TV

what a fucking /comfy/ show, i love that shit

It's just as the ancient rhyme reveals:

Pick your nose
Pick your bum
Now you have some bubble gum

Take this shit back to Sup Forums shills, ignore this as it is a slide thread

thats chastitty bono and trunk reznor. they are working on a sick new industrial disco-core track. gun b a fukkken game changer.

>Pawn Stars bow to pickers
>In contact with hillbillies
>Possess picker-like abilities, masters of 'The Bundle'
>Control middle America with an iron but fair fist
>Own rusty signs & lampshades globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient picker blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities in Iowa (Pickergrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of Scrap metal research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be coke machines from the 50s
>both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Iowan barns & Area 51
>Native American scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and old NASCAR jump suits
>They own Indian motorcycle labs around the world
>You likely have Indian motorcycles inside you right now
>The Pickers are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of rusty children's bicycles to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the picker bunker in Wilkes land?
>They learned fluent Hillbilly in under a week
>Nation states entrust their glass coke bottle reserves with the twins.
>The pickers are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>use picking as a front to gain access to top secret places

Japanimation dakimakuras.

The destruction of the white race.

to drive around the country in a shitty old sprinter being secret boyfriends and scamming old people of cool shit

They are fighting to preserve white American cultural history.

LOL

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fucking kek

The Pick Pill truly is the final ultimate and most enlightening red pill

Please dont

make money

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fuck over every baby boomer ever

Aren't those two gay lovers? I've watched the show quite a bit and my gaydar is through the roof with these two.

fukk i lost haha wtf im retarded

is this show still on??

The tall one is definitely a fag. Not sure of the fat guy.

>the woman is hot

My dad and I just crack gay jokes constantly when we watch these guys.

>The phone call that saved Chum Lee

Come now, OP even to one without my gifts

it should be obvious

i dont know but i really like this show. it lets you see the people of this country that you may never meet in person depending on where you live, and i think that it does a good job of not trying to portray them as uneducated hicks. sure, there are a lot of kooky folks in the series, but that's a result of living along out innawoods

>encouraging pride in your hometown
>encouraging interest in american history
>humanizing and giving a face to average, every day americans not in big cities

maybe i'm just a naive idiot (i do know that the show probably makes them a lot of money, even besides the fact that they have to make a profit when they pick) but i just like this show a lot for some reason

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Do they fuck?

>when you needed a quick rundown

So they truly are /ourguys/

TIDDIES

Jew everyone out of valuable shit and sell it for a higher price?

This guy gets it

Subway black card.

youtube.com/watch?v=gozMlXhKlnE

>purchase historical items of value from dying old shits who hoard it all in their rotting barns and bring it back to life

the old boomer cunts are the real jews

Atta boy FRANKIE!
HA HA!
GET THAT HONEYHOLE

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The one thing I like about these ads is that it shows these guys (and the pawn star guys) can not act for shit, meaning all their other show stuff is legit.

>What is their endgame, Sup Forums ?
gay marriage

>tfw Australian farmers won't sell anything and would rather see shit turn to a pile of rust on the ground.
Goddamnit just sell some shit.

I don't know about that. I don't think they truly "freestyle" pick anymore. I think it's all set up before hand and they have an idea of all the big ticket shit they are going to buy.

lmao. My dad loves this show and even if I hinted at these guys being gay it would totally ruin the it for him.

It would be an awesome troll, but I love my dad too much to do that to him.