Thanks communism

>I use to be a fat piece of shit.
>Now i'm just a piece of shit.

Thanks comrades.

>inb4:i'm not pupper fridge bro

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youtube.com/watch?v=UjhWf-9x7GM
reuters.com/article/us-venezuela-cannibalism-idUSKBN12H1SZ
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bolivarian_Revolution
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Are you guys starting to eat each other now?

Get a gun and take back your government you filthy meszito

cannibalism when?

>Can't afford food
>have internet

eat the fridge

On the positive side, you still have electricity.

You could try eating a bullet commie

Take a pic with a piece of paper in the empty refrigerator with "I'm in Venezuela. Communism starves us." Something like that I'll post it on my Twitter hopefully goes viral and gets you help with news coverage

>thanks communism
That wasn't real communism.

Priorities, man.

he can afford it probably, there is just none to buy.

It never is.

How many millions more have to die before we get "real communism?"

We have what our goverment wants us to have, they want us to have internet for some reason, internet and electricity are so cheap here that some people its starting to build bitcoin farms here, they are shit btw i suffer like 3 or 4 shut dows during the day.

The only one sthat have guns here are criminals i'm a decent human being

I'm starting to consider eating some commies since thats everyting we have left here.

Just a few more I swear

Just all the communists.

>having an empty fridge, but a full sense of Honor
>having a full fridge, but being the US and Petrodollars bitch
>choose one
>pro tip: based Hugo already did it for you

how much does it cost to mail shit to venezuela

I'll send you a burger

I trade you my honor for a bag of rice how bo dah

Don't you know the commies read your mail?

What meals do you eat in an average day? What kind of food is regarded as precious? In post apocalyptic movies its allways milk, butter and coffee. What kind of food is still available to your supprise? How available are coca cola and nesle products?

>Not even beer.

I didn't know they could read a burger. They must have broken our codes

when are you going to kill them all

Seriously though, is there no way for you to grow some shit? I mean, it's pretty hot an humid in venezuela, stuff has to grow fast.

This is the (sadly) the way to grow up as a Nation.
You can't name a secular and millenial country/nation who didn't cross very bad time, without a bit Authoritarianism and rationing
>hope it will be change positively through the time
>check last Equator election

I'm pretty sure when they're as hungry as OP they can smell one a mile away. Hunger does that to you.

RIP Vuvuzela

In an average day i'm lucky if i get some rice, what people is doing "at leas where i live" is farming corn so we have corn everywhere you buy some and smash it to make it flour and make arepas, some people make machines to peel corn but the goverment confiscate them everytime they see one.

So in a naverage day i eat like 2 or 3 arepas i'm lucky if i can get some rice or pasta, i havent drink coffee in like 6 months not even talk about sugar wich is the most expensive shit here.

The most precious items rigth now are

Rice, Pasta, Corn Flour and Sugar.

And any fucking medicine you can imagine.

>some people make machines but the government confiscates them
Why do they steal your corn machine

We don't want to become you

Does your people still support Maduro?
Do they think Venezuela's problems are a yanqui or international conspiracy?
How do they explain all this?
Stay strog bro. Also,
>day of the rope to all commies when

they need them for themselves
the higher ups keep the real good stuff, next level the ok stuff, and low level govt workers are starving but have power so they get that cornpeeler for themselves or maybe to sell

What about steak? So funny i can still get coffee and muscovado suggar from venezuela.

Thats the funny shit people get back to farming but goverment gets mad everytime they see a farmer they and try to fuck them up saying its illegal to grow anything and not selling it to the goverment, like me and my dad, we built a machine for making corn flour and those bastards came to my house and almots kill my dad and took the machine away they said that we where some kinf of terrorist because thanks to us the people where making their own flour instead of selling the corn to the goverment.

You know just communist shit this its what happens in the small towns the people in Caracas is fine the goverment know they have to keep them happy.

Sorry to hear that, man. Hopefully you are able to hoard some food in case it gets worse. I read about how the Soviets starved the Ukrainians to the point where millions died and most had to resort to cannibalism.

You should grow your own potatoes. You can do it in a 5 gallon bucket.

You can also grow spirulina in buckets and sunlight. It tastes like shit but you can survive on it.

venezuelan mail order brides must be goin cheap!

Their guns were confiscated last year.

Do you barter a lot? What do you typically use? Can you barter with precious metals? What kinds and in what form?

I've read batteries were a great barter item in some other country after a devastating war. I can't remember the other stuff, I should have saved it because it was very interesting.

>Vuvuzela
Fuck those desu.

have to admit, communist do have the most effective and reliable weight loss programs

foxnews.com/world/2017/02/20/study-venezuelans-lost-19-lb-on-average-over-past-year-due-to-lack-food.html

That pic is worse than all the beheadings I've seen

reeeeee

Could OP get arrested if I sent him a bag of rice?

I'll send you $15 in bitcoin if you give a detailed report about bartering and black markets in your country.

Can I import some qt venezuelan starving grils to wife?

>You should grow your own potatoes
I doubt any Irish travels to Venezuela these days.

No, it just gets stolen in transit and never even reaches him.

Dude theirs already cannibalism going on in that countries prison look it up on Liveleak, some of the most insane shit I have ever witness, was from a Venz. prison mother fuckers were feeding an inmate to another inmate who was dead his fingers while being tide to the dead inmate. Theirs a few articles on line about it.

How is it possible ? You country is same size as France, and half inhabitants. Why there is so little agriculture or animal husbandry ?
I Mean, with 5 acre you can have all the basics food for a 4person family..

do the rich still have food?
i have a friend who lives in a gigantic mansion with his own plane etc there who i visit occasionally, havent heard from him in a month or two

Looked it up, immediately regretted it. Yes, it is true, there are multiple videos of Venezuelan prisoners eating corpses of fellow prisoners.

I don't understand why the government do this.
I mean, how much they care what you are doing at home, if you pay taxes at the end ?

spread some fake news about Venezuela having nukes
or terrorist training camps

then we can help you out

>Destroying a gentlemans weapon with a blowtorch
>Not just taking it apart at the hinge by pressing the latch
Fucking morons.

How do they have the manpower to keep people from being self sufficient.

I'm far from an expert, but from what I've been told, they had a ton of money for a while from a bubble in their oil economy, so they implemented a bunch of socialist gibs programs. When the bubble burst, shit went south, and they still don't know how to recover.

I will say this OP, your cheap internet has brought the Venz. sluts out on chaterbate, that's for fucken sure,so many Venz sluts on chaterbate now days willing to lick ass for a dime.

oh boy that video is fucked
liveleak.com/view?i=968_1478606618

>tfw we didn't fall for the commie bait back in the 40's and now I have a 2 door fridge full of food.
Feels good man

>unironically liking communism

get a load of this guy

Commies don't like people having food.
The citizens own nothing, the state owns it and if you don't give everything you have they consider it stealing from the government.
They decide what you get back for your hard work.
I hate pinko scum so much.

I'm serious about the bitcoin. You said you have bitcoiners there so you should be able to use it somehow. $15 should buy you a big bag of rice my little brown friend.

Yes they have all the food they want and all of them live in the biggest cities small tow peolpe like me are the ones who are fucked up, im trying to move to caracas to see if I can make some money to leave this hell hole my dad and my mom will stay they say they are old and won't leave but just await for death

>liveleak.com/view?i=968_1478606618
ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

is the guy getting eaten dead or alive?

a friend of mine dates a Venezuelan girl online, any packet he sends gets confiscated/stolen and never reaches her, also she is not allowed to leave the country even though he guaranteed to pay for the paper work and ticket. Why do they not allow people to leave?

I've always heard a lot's of good about Hugo Chavez, I don't know how is Maduro.
Indeed, I've always heard they spent all the money into social houses, schools, university, but not into structural things like agriculture, industrialisation, or artisanal companies (which are basic national economic fundamentals)

Maduro is Socialism revolutionary, not a commie.
>inb4 whats the difference lmao
>Chavez and Maduro are deeply catholic believers

oh ok good
why dont you just revolt?

It's just some guy forced to gnaw on a dead man's ear. I don't think it's cannibalism for lack of food.

A friend of mine lives in Barquisimeto, and tell me everything is out of stock as well.

>Why do they not allow people to leave
And let people sully their great leader and Communism?!

as if there was a diference, I was on a Jesuite school, it was literally Catholocommunism.

Yeah we have them until the SEBIN track you down and sen you the funniest party van ever.

lared.com.ve/noticias/venezuela-desmantelan-mina-de-bitcoin/

Funny, I half expect the OP of this thread to have a couple dead bodies in their fridge. Let down!

What a coincidence huh? The govt takes away weapons from the people, then start treating the people like shit. Weird how that happens time and time again. Especially in communist govts.

Thank God for you Jefferson, Franklin, Washington etc etc.

It's the same shit. Fucking scum that live in relative luxury and demand the proletariat live in abject poverty.

he can always look at jpegs of food while eating dirt

Can't you travel to the Brazilian border and sneak some food?

Obligatory
youtube.com/watch?v=UjhWf-9x7GM

No bro their are whole news articles about what took place and it's a gang rivallry taking place in jail or some shit and they have been killing the rival gang and eating them for some time then one of their members bitched out and complained said he wouldn't eat another human so they forced him to. They've been eating people for awhile but they would normally cook them but this dude didn't want the cook flesh so they made him eat the other dude raw...


From Reuters

reuters.com/article/us-venezuela-cannibalism-idUSKBN12H1SZ read the article

Yea I don't see why you would eat the ear if You already commited to canabalizm . I aint watching that shit tho nigga

Learn some self-reliance and forage or hunt for your food instead of shitposting all day.

>And let people sully their great leader and Communism?!

one eater less, her German would have to provide for her [ok, technically he is a Latino himself, but one of my best friends]

And just a few years ago Venezuela was the prime example of why socialism is the future

>so they made him eat the other dude raw...
I usually like this but probably not in this context desu.

Pope Francis is a Jesuite as well.
>principal vow is to be poor

But those Venezuelan leaders are not, that's why it's hard to understand why they would act like this

I just used google maps to find directions to drive down to Venezuela and drop off a case of beer for you, comrade.

Unfortunately, google says the only way down there is by plane or by ship.

wtf shit tier country doesn't even have fucking roads no wonder you don't have food.

This is why socialism is bad

I hope you learned something

>one eater less
>implying they care for those poor bastards
They'll always care about not appearing weak to the other nations,their own populace be damned.And people leaving en masse )because that's what would happen if they allowed them to leave) doesn't give the image of a strong country now,does it?

Thanks dad! Gave me chills.

>But those Venezuelan leaders are not, that's why it's hard to understand why they would act like this

They combine Catholic liberation theology and socialism
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bolivarian_Revolution

this ones way better. prisoner gets burned alive while being forced to eat a dead body

liveleak.com/view?i=eeb_1464380357

Isn't it funny that all those communism supporters life in capitalist, rich west countries?
(same with Russiafans, I'm looking at you Sup Forums)

iktf. Used to be poor as shit in this shithole.

Is there any way to help you? What do want? Food or money?

Holy shit, a live Venezuelan! You guys have been rarer then the Vatican on here. I assumed you had all descended into a Lord of the Flies style anarchy.

just buy some rice, beans , oil and you can live on that, sometimes i think people are euther spoilt or stupid when it comes to food. Learn from history my son

Are you the guy that posted his paypal a while ago here to ask for money?

Stay strong bro. If you're white, catholic and muzzie hating you're welcome here. Bring your sister with you though

They will just steal it in the post office. Thats what used to happen in Bulgaria during communism.