Literally invoking the power of an eldritch primordial god of chaos... You've done stupid shit before Sup Forums...

Literally invoking the power of an eldritch primordial god of chaos... You've done stupid shit before Sup Forums, but this by far is the most stupidest.

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We didn't mean to.

Kek chose us. He was communicating through our memes long before we ever heard about him. He is the source of our meme magic. He crashed a fucking plane in the Alps to get our attention.

...

if he's worth shit he'll hurry his fatass up

He has slumbered for centuries awaiting these dark days. It was not our choosing, but fate's.

>implying this wasn't the plan all along

Isn't Cthulu just a priest for the actual Eldritch gods?

no get.....

KEK is not this "thing".

Hail Azathoth

>/x/

I want to fuck that

Elon Musk is Nyarlethotep jsyk

...

I did sac for KeK the other morning at 6:17am

the next night I dreamed of him and saw his one golden eye.

The .01% will Die

Praise KeK!

Cthulhu is a pussy. Just hit him with a boat and runs off like a bitch.

Kek is benevolent and formed from our collective consciousness.

Kek wills chaos.
IA IA Kekulu Fhtagn

Begone you heather, kek wills it.

>Kek chose us.

You poor deluded soul.

ok, go ahead, tell us more about jhwe

No God would chose humans, we're too insignificant and God is too vast and powerful.

Rolling

He's the first of many. They're all coming back. Just you wait.

We're going to make the world great again, you motherfucker.

That's our ultimate enemy.
Pepe was created from chaos he gave us a spectacular year and a great win, but somthing rly strange happened.Trump won the election and now he is president and still we fighting in like it sems and endless battle vs an increasing evil.

It sems that theres somthing biger behind that zombie woman side of beef, somthing dangerus and dark, his power just grows and grows we throw him all our memes and he is still there, our warriors are getting tired and no longer produce high quality memes also some of them just changed ships.
We are slowly losing the battle as we lose the energy othe gave us a grat victory, Keku no longer respond to our praiers.
Pepe this is for you, if you are listening to me plis come back and fight that evil draining shadow you let back, dont let us down or we will sucum to the darknes and never return.
Plis save us dont let our minds be enslaved by the so powerful darknes

what do you think to know about this topic?

>789
He hears you. Don't lose hope.

We're going to pull this off.

watch me invoke him

everything.

tell

He's not here, is he?

That once you have used such power, there's always pay back.

Does that answer your question?

yes, but what use of power are you talking about?

>pay back
oh nooooooo we'll have to resort to human sacrifice. So what? we'll just feed kek the souls of niggers and kikes, two birds with one stone.

ugh... Sac the blacks, race war now?

Aliens don't exist.

you need to separate fantasy from reality

But you can't anymore.

keks power.

It's unlikely Kek even realizes at the moment it he's so vast, spread out across the entire universe.

Kek says aliens exist and the invasion already happened it was quiet without warning and none of us know

Whatever happens I'm perfectly happy with this timeline

Well, i mean... god has left us to rot in here with all the faggotry. We do need a little of active supernatural help to straighten things up.

Not sure that it was actually space aliens though.

... Does that mean it WAS space aliens?

Soon.

>an eldritch primordial god of chaos

That's a fancy word for weaponized autism, friend.

Magic is not real, stop being a faggot roleplayer.

>keks power.
>we're too insignificant and God is too vast and powerful.

so what is it

>Doubting Kek

user pls

You just can't see the full picture user.

We're playing 9th dimensional backgammon.

You know /x/ exists?

>He crashed a fucking plane in the Alps to get our attention.
Source?

Bringing magic back to the world is a glorious task!

nyralotheph go home. No shitskins allowed

No, inter-dimensional aliens.

Keku himself is one of those aliens.

youtube.com/watch?v=aW0otG1buB8

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long story long please

A reminder that kek does not mean chaos, but death in Ancient Egyptian, namely spiritual death.
t. A History Major

So the gods are actually ayy lmaos?

kek is mah nigga

kek is a traveler

knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/germanwings-flight-9525

we all are in a sense

Tell us about Kek's role in the Egyptian pantheon then, if you've got some insight into ancient Egypt.

>believing gods are real

Why haven't you grown up yet?

>Assuming you're the biggest kid on the block

Why haven't you?

>not believing gods are real
growing up stunted is not growing up at all

war with china this year

Thanks!
I pray to Kek we can one up this though.

Ah, memories.

Pizza gate is real and will be revealed to all within a week.

February 28th?

The NRO had a mission motto, "better the devil you know"
We just had to put that to the test to beat these globalist satanic fucks

>zombie woman side of beef

Please explain user.

You don't understand youtu.be/mjfkNtSIZwk youtu.be/_u8FBpqEP6Q

Introduce birthdate (month , day , year) thesecretlanguage.com/check/day/

Me : August 17 1995

north-node.tumblr.com/post/83509296777/north-node-in-libra

Tbh we can take whatever damage we get it'll be a net gain over the start no matter what

Anglo tried to invoke much nastier shit by instigating socialism and shedding at least 1,5 gigaliter of blood. What makes you think it`s not them?

What makes you think the woken is not you?

With the world being in the absolute state it's in, only an eldritch primordial god of chaos can possibly help. Things can't get worse than they currently are.

Pretty much this. It's a zero-sum game, and until very recently they had us on the ropes.

Now we're pushing back, and it's thanks to Kek and friends.

>thesecretlanguage.com/check/day/
>GARY GOLDSCHNEIDER

no thanks, i better read the avestaa again
> It's a zero-sum game,
somebody wins, somebody loses...

Can you hear the voices

>nyarlathotep said that she would return when we needed her the most, desu

Fuck you /x/ it's fun and it's working out great.

You fuckers just can't do magic worth a fuck.

youtube.com/watch?v=9zYthqiLs_I

Meh, it's been working out so far. I say we keep on going...

JUST TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS.

Keku resides in the 10th dimension, where all universes and timelines reside within spheres. These spheres are expanding infinitely, and at some point they converge with another sphere.

When this occurs, timelines are crossed, and chaos insues. Keku has influence over many spheres, and controls their fate. Only when all the spheres have collided with eachother will Keku have reached his peak power. When this happens, time is replaced with chaos, and all will return to black. But then, a new seed will appear within the void, this seed is Pepe, Pepe births new spheres to please Keku. This process repeats itself infinitely, it has been going for so long it is not oerceived by time. It has always happened, and will always happen. This process simply is.

This process will repeat forever until Pepe has matured, for you see, all living beings are different reincarnations of Pepe. Hitler was Pepe, Jesus was Pepe, all things are Pepe. Pepe will cease this cycle when he has matured into a god that reigns above Keku, then he will acend into the 11th dimension, one humans cannot conceive, or even understand.

What if her friend dying caused her to wakeup and realize the world needed her? [spoiler];_;[/spoiler]

SONS OF BITCHES!
SONS OF BITCHES!

And we have two now.

>404
What did Thoth mean by this?