Redpill me on Iceland, I want to move there

Redpill me on Iceland, I want to move there.

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It's like Sweden, but not obligated to take in refugees.
They do it because they're that much more cucked.

Unless you're rich as fuck or marry someone from Iceland, good luck...

very expensive for many reason

one reason being most goods must be imported

great place to travel, hard place to live

Atheist faggots who let women run their country

They believe in fairies and elves and shit
You can't build something without a dude telling you it's spiritually safe first

It's small place where there are no cities but just villages.People are usually libtard,their President was Feminist Lesbian I think.

Proofs? Sounds magical.

>No forest.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Huldufólk#Road_construction_stopped
There you go you lazy ass

Neat. Thank you sir. Think it's because they're inbred or just retarded?

Probably super bored and lonely, so they make stuff up to cheer themselves up

All is well.

No niggers or spics....

For about 4 months a year its a giant, wet outdoor cellar

You're not good enough for Iceland.

Social Jewstice on steroids, except there aren't many muslims

Its impossible to move there. Its also a left-libertarian paradise with zero minorities.

>impossible
why?

Porn is illegal there.

They have elves there.

Lived there for two years. It was nice enough, but after two years I was ready to move out. Women are massive whores and have three kids with five different baby daddies by the time they're 18 (they're almost Chinese-level golddiggers). Winters are dark as fuck. Summer will do your head in with perpetual sunlight.

But the guys are pretty cool, and it's very easy going. Food is hideously expensive, and so's booze. You'll learn to appreciate the smell of dried fish on the way there (and out) because Icelanders refuse to pay for in-flight snacks and bring their own. Don't go to the Cinema if you want to actually watch the movies. Track the international cod market to see how he local currency is doing. Earthquakes constantly, but not particularly dangerous ones if you live in Reykjavik. Learn some Icelandic and read the sagas - it'll help you understand their weirdness.

They drive slow as fuck, speed limit was 90 km/h last time I was there on the open road. Winter tires for your car, and make sure you use it daily during winter, otherwise it'll get snowed in and you'll have to wait for fucking Spring before you can drive again. Tap water comes in two forms: Melted lava or running iceberg, make sure the mix is perfect before you jump in the shower.

After a while, you'll start to think you've met everyone in the fucking island. It's not that, it's just that they're so homogeneous there's basically four or five human templates they all follow and they'll start to all look the same. On the other hand, women are so slutty and face-fucking drunk all the time that if you don't remember their names they won't give a fuck.

Can't think of anything else.