You have no girlfriend because you masturbate.
You masturbate because you have no girlfriend.
How do you break free of the insatiable desire for reproduction to focus on increasing testosterone levels and bettering yourself without constantly succumbing to the very thing we were programmed to do?
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live in seclusion; become a monk or something
I am gonna blow your mind.
I jayed it on the reg. I still got dates, and now I'm married.
WOW.
Have you mother fuckers never heard of a slump buster?
You masturbate all day because you aren't actually busy.
Get busy with something in life.
Get a girlfriend?
>have a gf
>masturbate
Come the fuck at me
I have a girlfriend but I still masturbate all the fucking time. It's still easier and quicker than having sex. I don't get why you have to choose one, I still love jacking off. In fact, I'm jacking off right now!
No reason to stop jacking off, girlfriend or no girlfriend. Jacking off makes me go longer on my girlfriend too.
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The jews deny me a white gf and they pollute places like Sup Forums worth porno
Tell me more about your current jacking off?
Yeah that's kinda my point. I mean it's so easy to jack off and do something else immediatly after. I wish we couldn't jack off this way you would actually get a girl to do it for you, but now masturbation bypasses the quest for a GF.
its simple.
im mormon but the buddhists have it way more figured out than anyone else.
they call it mindfulness. masturbation is the sympton of a lack of control of your mind.
you dont cure a disease by curing the symptoms, you cure it by attacking the cause.
meditation as the buddhists teach is the best way to fix.
a simple exercise goes like this. draw the letter A on a piece of paper.
then memorize what it looks like. ok, now hold that picture in your mind without distraction as long as you can.
any time you distract, you start over the count while breathing in and out.
the oxygen spike in your blood increases your self control and the focus exercise causes you to lapse into a state of hypnosis where you can reprogram your mind.
its all science and shit and the buddhists figured it out.
go read about it.
I live with my wife and our girlfriend...And I still jerk it on occasion. So what?
You masturbate because it feels good. You dont have a gf because you are a loser. Blaming not having a gf on anything but yourself shows how much of a loser you are
this
you masturbate a lot out of boredom.
fill your schedule with events and happenings, you will have less time to sit and browse pol or other websites where you see pics of scantily clad women.
all these things unconsciously start raising your desire to jack off.
if you do not put your self in the position where you are exposed ot this, you will feel less compelled to play with yourself
a bonus is that during all these events, you will be more likely to find a girlfriend or make yourself more desireable for a woman.
playing an instrument for example.
I have no girlfriend because I'm an alcoholic with a shit job who never tries or does anything outside his comfort zone.
it will make you way more effective at business. a variation of this technique is called the pomodoro technique and has gained alot of ground with people serious about improving their productivity.
ask me any questions. it took me a long time to gain self mastery cuz i got diddled as a kid but it is achievable.
Willpower, user. You can be the ubermensch and beat your flaws, or stay a castratedcuckolded jew slave. Its in your hands, literally
Start exercising and eating right. Develop some discipline.
>You have no girlfriend because you masturbate.
>You masturbate because you have no girlfriend.
You when this time, leaf. Fuck Gott a clean my face to. Oh wait the girl I love is a total weeb and is crazy as hell but who the hell cares if I can get some Pune.
if you want to fix your life you have to find what is called an anchor habit that is postive.
working out, learning to cook, etc. all can be that anchor habit.
the science shows that once you have an anchor habit things start cascading for the positive.
men unfortunately are getting screwed over by modern society and its at every level so i try to help where i can.
I feel for you user.
You'll find a nice Chinese girl, there are plenty in Australia.
so much this
Just stay busy. Clean your house, put a new coat of paint on the outside, clean your rain gutters, work out, read a book, and so on. There's so much that needs to be done, I don't even understand how anybody has time for marathon jerk off sessions.
You don't have a girlfriend because you're an unlikable person and you don't have things like looks or money to counter that fact.
Well I'm half browsing /gif/ and half browsing Sup Forums watching the news in the background. I got an essay I need to get done open on another tab and I'm going back and forth from all these things while just jacking off between activities. If I see a gif I like I start to pull my dick out and jack off harder, but I mostly just keep it in my pants and jack myself off through activities, like if I'm reading the thread or watching the news.
I put my dick back into my pants to write this post to you but immediately afterwards I'm pulling my dick back out to jack off again and wait for the reply
>Thinking having a girlfriend and having regular sex means you never masturbate anymore
Virgin detected.
Dude you don't need to choose bro. Like I said I still have a girlfriend but jack off all the time. She's not here right now so I'm jacking off simple as that. I would probably fuck her if she was here but she's not so I'll jack off
Jacking off shouldn't keep you from getting a girlfriend kek what the fuck? How does that stop you from getting a girl
>It's an user just masturbated and no longer cares about women for a few hours episode
Wow man, you sound a lot like me.
>tfw gf
>tfw jack off every night
I have a girlfriend who wont put out
been 2+ months now, been together 4 years
I masturbate because she wont fuck me
wat do?
this guys right. another technique to master your self destructive behavior is to keep an emotional journal.
if you read a book called The Feeling Good Handbook (which jew psychiatry hates) that psychologist actually describes and fixes the problem perfectly.
the problem is simply that brains are pattern recognition machines. in that pattern recognition process, it skips steps and makes leaps.
that works great in the forests and jungles when you hunt. it is terrible for modern life as it blows up small problems into big ones.
the technique he teaches is simple. if you are crippled by anxiety you should do two things. go buy a lemon balm plant or st. johns wort plant and make tea with it fresh from your garden.
next get a piece of paper and describe the issue you are having and what you think will happen. write the what you think will happen at the bottom of the page and the issue at the top. then try to analyze what has to happen in between what the issue is and what will happen.
for example, asking a girl out. many guys struggle thinking it will be the end of them. but by simply writing it out it allows them to see that many things are much less dramatic than they appear to be once out of your head.
Thanks lad.
You enjoy yourself.
I don't have a girlfriend becuase I had one already , and I came to conclusion that dating modern women are akin to raising a child and stopped.
>Have no gf because ruined by profession escorts
>Can't even jack off because amp girls and their ancient chinese secrets feels so much better
I just thank the gods that I accidentally stumbled into a great paying job.
I will never let a girl take me away from my hand. In fact, I could get her over here right now to fuck her but I told her I'm "busy" with my essay. In reality I'm just chilling here getting drunk and jacking off on Sup Forums.
I might have a girlfriend but I will never stop being an autist. It's in my nature and honesty I like it this way. Don't let girls change you too much
Actually, I masturbate with my girlfriend frequently
But I do have a girlfriend. An internet girlfriend.
simple, you are hyper available. girls are attracted to guys having fun. that inner light is like a moth for them and is why ugly guys can get girls too.
start doing interesting things like taking a wood working course on your own time.
do you date the girl or write her a simple note of appreciation? if you already are, it is the above. you need to find a productive hobby you enjoy outside of tv and vidya games.
Oh believe me I will. Great thing about Sup Forums is that you can make your jerk session last a long time because if you're jacking off while writing in threads you prolong the climax. It's great. I can sit here jacking off for like 2 hours
Grow up and have a conversation with her about it instead of posting on Sup Forums
yep, people have so many free hours that they waste on the internet, use this time to improve yourself in some enjoyable way and you will be less frequently horny.
when you do get horny though it will be much stronger but
>a. at least you spend less time jacking
>b. you are out and about doing shit, meeting chicks and working on even simple shit like improving your social skills
so its brings you closer to your goal of finding a bitch.
you have to understand that the most successful men with women dont focus on it, they focus on making their own life the shit and women just flock to you when they pick that up, they can sense it.
This is not even true at all. I had sex with my girlfriend this morning. We kissed, she sucked my cock, then I shot my load deep inside of her. Now I'm about to load up some lesbian strapon porn and jerk my dong.
Fear of God.
"You don't have value as a human being unless a female approves of you" - Op.
Two months? Tell her to give more pussy or the relationship is over. If she gets mad, dump her. Why are you going through the hassle of having a girlfriend if you aren't even getting laid? You exchange personal freedom for regular pussy, that is how it works. You don't give up that freedom for nothing.
Now if she has some kind of health issue going on, that's different. But I think you would have mentioned that if that were the case.
good shit. earlier you mentioned a state of hypnosis where you can reprogram your mind. Can you elaborate on that aspect a bit please?
I have a girlfriend and masturbate
this is good idea
been there
it goes nowhere
>Jacking off shouldn't keep you from getting a girlfriend kek what the fuck?
It does make changes to your brain that may make it more difficult, especially if you routinely jerk it to porn.
While you're aroused, you got this chemical called dopamine flooding through you. It builds up your motivation. When you orgasm, the dopamine all gets flushed out, and instead you get a huge hit of oxytocin, the pair bonding chemical. If your masturbating, that oxytocin doesn't have anyone to make you bond with and so you may get a little depressed by that. And of course, all your motivation just left the building as well.
I'm married. My wife is very pretty. My wife often offers me "different kinds" of sex that I turn down because I refuse to defile her. I masturbate.
YOUR ARGUMENT IS NOW INVALID
i have a date lined up next week, live together and if we didnt have 5+ months left on our lease i'd be out of here
>You have no girlfriend because you masturbate.
yeah, no
She's probably fucking someone else.
tfw no gf or hands
elaborate
>You have no girlfriend because you masturbate.
That's funny, my last girlfriend I got specifically because I masturbate.
get a gf in between masturbation sessions.
I'm pretty sure she only presents that shit to you becuase she craves a bit of kink in her life, indulge her before you push her away.
no, she has zero sexual desire
doesnt even masturbate
Married, sex 2-3 times a week, masturbate 2-3 times a week, there is probably 1 day a week I don't blow a load.
Blowing a load doesn't affect T either.
Ask her if you can get a fuck buddy. If not, dump her and find a woman who fucks.
same things as working to be able to work
you pay your dept while working
you have to borrow to be able to work
see the pathern ?
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I thought no FAP was bullshit but jihadi Jesus made me give it a chance. It doesn't take long to feel the aggressiveness. Give it a try if you are depressed you might feel alive again
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No, i masturbate because i have been married for 5 years.
asked for open relationship
nope.exe
so once my lease is up (or close) im outta here, cant afford to move out right now
I masturbate because I'm married
I called and I have a gf lol
Gonna need a sauce on the semen demon
you're getting cucked user. Sorry to break it to you.
Whatever the science behind the issue may be I still don't think it's a big deal. I jack off and have a girlfriend. All my friends do to. In fact I've never met a guy who stops jacking off after they get a girlfriend.
You chill the fuck out and get a hobby or two, you turbo cuck
You're the real loser of the thread
dude....
I masturbate because I have been divorced and can't stand women, so I do it to avoid relationships.
science has shown that people are actually pretty broken on the inside when they are outside of a state called 'flow'. their is a book about it of the same name.
this state of flow happens when your cognitive dissonance in your body and mind dissolves. that is also what happens when you enter a state of hypnosis. hypnosis is actually not a state of unconciousness but a state of hyper awareness.
the difference is in this state of hyper awareness in hypnosis, you have someone else that is programming what is essentially your autopilot software of your head. they used to make fun of it but science has proven the truth of neurolinguistic programming.
the reason they made fun of it is they didnt want people to learn to use it. well when you meditate you slowly guide yourself into a state of hyper awareness.
the key points of hyper awareness and why they always use that bit about relaxing and sleeping is the oxygen content of your blood.
if you climb a really high mountain, people go nuts from oxygen starvation and do retarded things. the opposite is true when you deep breath.
you can tell if you are breathing right if you breathe like an infant does. they breathe from the bottom of their lungs. you probably dont unless you are singing really loudly.
softly and deliberately reject ALL degenerate thoughts. even ones you're kind of okay with (like anal sex or foot fetish thoughts or something)
>*feel urge to play with dick, knowing it'll make you horny*
>"I reject that thought"
>"hmm maybe i can just take a look at /s/, as long as I don't give i-"
>"I reject that thought"
and so on. police your brain with extreme prejudice. learn what habits and triggers lead to masturbation and consciously avoid them. aren't you fascists? apply that inwardly and aggressively. you'll do fine. if you give in, just start over. you'll get better over time.
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I'd like to motorboat her
how did you type that
Bro I highly doubt this. Don't believe a girl who tells you she doesn't masturbate. They ALL do. Just in the same way we do.
Your girlfriends weird. You should just fuck her anyways. Like, you know, just make her do it...
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA
thanks for the laughs
Selfish cunt. Literally had an ex that turned that way after 3 years. Bail asap mate as it isn't going to change.
Being high strung because you don't masturbate isn't going to help you pull chicks.
On the other hand, refusing to associate with chicks because you'd rather jerk off isn't going to help either.
Moderation I guess.
Good luck, user. You need to get out of that relationship ASAP, but I know you've gotta keep a roof over your head first and foremost.
I understand this type, but she needs to realize that a man has needs. She needs to soldier up and empty the nuts once a week minimum, if for nothing else out of respect to you and understanding of male biology.
Anyways, again, good luck user.
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thanks for your considerate reply
Well, imagine that you never had a girlfriend, don't have any friends, don't have a job, and you live with your parents and your only real joy in life is a temporary hormone hit from jacking off to porn 5 times a day
The experience quickly begins to resemble that of drug addiction and confirmation bias over personal failure. I would know, I've been there multiple times in my life.
I don't have a girlfriend because women aren't worth the money or annoyance.
Cleaning your own pipes should only require half an hour at most (that's why most porn scenes are no longer than that). Porn isn't the reason you're pissing away the rest of your day doing nothing to improve yourself.
kill my self
thanks bro, once a week would be bare minimum
i would kill for that at this point
damn canadabro, sounds like you've tried it all.
Here's what you gotta do, act like you dont want her or want to fuck her.
Next finger her and eat her out until she cums and then walk away, go to another room and jerk off by yourself. Repeat this process until she feels like a useless pile of shit human being.
Keep in mind you can not do this tactic with the intention of getting anything in return. you want it too much and it's turning her off..
>doesnt even masturbate
Yeah, you are being cucked. Women masturbate all the time.
>not making your mom type out your posts while you play videogames
I really don't mean to be a dick here, but how can you allow yourself to get this bad? You really need to sort these things out and get a job and friends, then get the girlfriend.
I know you're saying that these things are a thing of the past for you, but how do you even allow yourself to sink that low? You gotta know at some point that it's time to pick your shit up
even when i had a gf i still masturbated
this makes it far worse. you fap to make the naughty thoughts go away and it becomes habitual.
so to begin programming you first need to develop a habit of whole breathing is what they call it.
this provides a super saturation of oxygen to the brain and relaxes all of your body..
most high anxiety people are that way because of the pollution in the air and the lack of oxygen generating plants around them. it is the reason cities are far more shitty than rural areas in some respects.
so once your oxygen content is high you have the energy from the oxygen to begin focusing. focus requires a large amount of energy and people that come out of hypnosis are usually pretty energized or tired from the experience depending on the ask of the hypnotist.
the same goes for the meditator. at the beginning the focus it takes just to break the bad breathing habit will be everything. at a point though you will break through it and your first piece of cognitive dissonance fades.
the second piece of cognitive dissonance comes from the lack of control you have on your short term memory. this is because your mind is currently like an untrained dog. useful but disobedient.
so you start working on focusing on teaching your mind one trick, to see a letter.