*blocks your path*

>*blocks your path*
>you muffucka white boi my niggaz said u voted for trump. Hope yo white ass iz ready to meet yo maka u racist muffucka. Imma pop a cap in yo head white boi

What do?

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>*teleport behind him*
nothing personal homie

Think about whatever strange choices I made to make it in the hood in the first place.

>y-you too

Lie and say I was "With Her". When he lowers his stolen pot metal handgun, I sidestep, draw my CCW piece, and blow his fucking head off.

>>you muffucka white boi my niggaz said u voted for trump. Hope yo white ass iz ready to meet yo maka u racist muffucka. Imma pop a cap in yo head white boi

No thank you, sir. I do not wish to buy any methamphetamine.

>*pulls a George Zimmerman*

HE ATTACKED ME FIRST I SWEAR

What are you talking about? The election is in what, nine month? And isn't McCain running against Obama?

Offer him a job

Just give me 8 hours to show you this YouTube documentary on Hitler.

I would accept my fate knowing that my European brethren put him and his people through thousands of years of Slavery, Theft, Rape and Colonization.

>I have a dozen highly trained sharp-shooter pointing high caliber rifles at you head right now, so I suggest you put the gun do-

Jerome, if you kill me you won't learn the true history of you and your people. What if I told you, you are the rightful heir to the King Tut's throne? I can tell you more, just put the gun down.

>01/02/2008
so much for a new years resolution

y-you too

It's "nothin personnel" you fucking newfag

glues pubs as mustache
>"yo playa I'm black too"

Call him a nigger and be done with it.

Why don't you fuck off with these nonpolitical threads to Sup Forums? What the fuck makes you think I would let him draw first? Stop fucking spamming this thread every day you autist.

ROFL

this is actually fairly smart

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kick his gun in the air, double leg him and pull out my pocket knife.

Slice his cheeks a little bit and as he's trying to buck me off of him laugh at him and look into his eyes just so I can bask in his fear....ughh mmmmmmmm then I would sink my blade into his throat and watch him choke on his own blood

>Stand ground
>"You can't hit me nigger"
>*proceeds to fire 15 rounds at you
>*dey all miss
>pic related

*unzips dick*

Shoot him with my gun.

>Do your dindu, nigger

nice

Grove street homie, y'memba?

t. Cuck who runs gay interracial tumblr blog

Ask him what kind of nutless faggot votes for a woman? How can he call himself a man when he wants a girl to tell him what to do.

>Ooga booga
>excuse me sir but i believe you dropped this wallet. Are you mister... Di-Duuuh-De'marchelis Williams?
Bix nood?

>Do your dindu nigger

That's too bad, sir. I was just here in this neighborhood on behalf of the State Department of Health and Human Services to let you know there's been an error and that you are owed $240-thousand in back benefits. If you put the gun down, I'd like to discuss.

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"What did you.... wait a minute. I'm white." *sips coffee and continues on with the day*

*pulls behind you*
*rolls down the window*
*let out the antidote*
nothing personal nigga

Whoa clam down. It's just a post :^)

I've been in a coma. Nigga must have shot me. It's 9 years later.

>dindu raises gun and fires
>sudden flash of white and a loud *TING*
>pic related
>"Heh, I won't let you kill user, not this time."
>bullet split in half on the floor
Please clap.
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One of my friends is a city planner. Said he can go into almost any shitty neighborhood as long as he carries around a clipboard because the natives think you're there to investigate how to give the area a bunch of money.

Draw and shoot while screaming "you're fired!"

>Hope yo white ass iz ready to meet yo maka
I am prepared.

>"shuprimo que dise, como me apuntes un segundo más con la pipa te la tragas, so hijoputa"

>Disarm and shoot him while he's in the middle of his egotistical rant against white people

Underrated

I know it. Back before Katrina, my mom owned a rental home in New Orleans East. Whenever we went do anything on the property, we put a DHS decal on my brother's van and we'd dress up a little. Never had a problem. Women would actually come up to us and THANK US for being in the neighborhood!

Sorry good sir, but I don't understand your vernacular. Perhaps you could repeat yourself?

Suggest he uses the Self Authoring Suite to sort himself out.

is this nigger actually serious?

You, must have the wrong person, I'm here to deliver your welfare check.

What even is that gun? Does it shoot bullets?

rush him and gouge his eyes out with my thumbs.

yeah i might get shot, but he already said i would, so might as well fuck him up on my way out

Trying to say something, kid?

what baffles me is that he seems to have actual sharpened swords. that shit isn't cheap by no means.

>there's someone holding the camera

No, that's actually me. I do sword/throwing knife stuff on my channel because I'm an autist. I do use sharpened swords, but I only get cheaper ones(for the most part).

That was my mom, she said my video was awesome.

Anyway, I just came here to save user. I should get going.

Look at how caked on that gunk is. I want a wife, not a pile of makeup.

Man, I have no idea what you just said.

"What? No, I don't have any change" then keep walking

Call animal control.

Ask it to speak English.

>2017
>not knowing how to draw from surrender

>ask if he wants to earn easy money by fucking my wife
> stab him when he let's his guard down

Hand your wallet the side he has his gun on and then shoot him when he fumbles reaching for it.

SPBP

>thinking it's going to work under pressure and if you're not carrying in an OWB speed-rig like the comp shooters who practice it.

Best move is distraction and moving while you draw and shoot. Moving targets are tough to hit. Never be shooting when you can be moving and shooting.

>*sweaps the leg*

Better version:

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We president now

>niggers
>pistols
>anti-trump lefties
>in my country
Lolnope.

...

Kawaii

>*blocks your path*

Can't happen. There are no niggers where I live.

Shooting me just proves you're wrong.

>What's your name?

Begin with not living in nigger infested country?

Poltards are too autistic to understand jokes

>Nigger saying "meet your maker"
Wtf

alright my dude

>what do?

But sir you'll go to prison for life if you murder me. Possibly even be executed.

>thinking this response will do anything
Never met a nigger in real life, have you? They can't be talked out of doing something they have an urge to do, and any attempt to do so just makes them angrier.

HEY WHERE YOU GOIN. DIS IS DA PERFECT OPPORTUNITY TA THROW YO LIFE AWAY

I'd say, "Learn how to spell faggot" then do a 180 and walk away.

Did this faggot just claim to be disappointed by Toradora? Fuck, this whole video has to be bait.

Use my Jew powers to escape by summoning American soldiers to be shot instead of me.

Sage this copypasta thread.

I thought it was very good overall, but I felt it dropped in quality in the second half. I give them serious props for how well written the romance is at some points, and how realistic some of the characters felt. If my channel was about anime reviews I would've gone into more detail. Don't be a baka kisama.

Why would you even be in that situation? Wouldn't you go straight to temple after locking up your payday loan store?

You heard right.
*Begins incantation*
Good luck escaping my creepers
*5 creepers teleport behind you*
That's about all for bow
*Tips fedora*
Peace out.

ask him why he has a bleeding hole in his guts

I'd snatch that gun away from him, jam it up his ass, and pull the trigger till it goes caaallick.

Ask him to translate what he said into English, so that I could respond appropriately

Take the bullet. If only under 30s got to vote Brexit and Trump would never have happened, the future is SJW, our nations are doomed.

Can we just appreciate how fucking terrible a black impersonation this was

"ready to meet yo maka"

Pessimist. Everybody laughs at holocaust jokes in my generation, except jews, who freak out. Then everybody makes fun of the jews for freaking out about something that happened 75 years ago that they don't personally know anybody that was affected by.

White millennials voted for Trump in staggering numbers. Blacks are a problem that could be solved in a month if we decided to do something about it.

>Blacks are a problem that could be solved in a month if we decided to do something about it.
One day..

You underestimate a) how people become more conservative as they age and b) the next generation is already much more conservative than the libtard generation
The future's bright, the present's orange

"Yo, homie. Is that my briefcase?"

I'm so 2008 you so 2000 and late

Tell him the safety is on then massacre him when he checks.