NASA - 50 min to go until alien life confirmed!

How will this change the Earth, the Trump administration and the fight against ISIS?

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>Space elevators placed in many major cities
>Begin launching low orbit "apartments" to combat overcrowding
>They automatically dock with elevator at predetermined times
>Storage and shipping

>article's headline is a question

the answer is no. its always no

>NASA announces it could have possibly found a planet that may or may not have water and is only 800 light years away.

I wish. I want humans to unite globally, make
ungodly advances in tech in short amounts of
time, build an amazing interstellar war-machine
and go 40k ON THE ENTIRE FUCKING
UNIVERSE.

will NASA announce that OP is a fag?

this probably, don't get hyped about some sudden incredible discovery, science doesn't work that way

>tfw Trump found aliens.

I want to fug da sexy aliens

NASA would be the last people to know. All the real research into that shit is done at universities.

It will be about more exoplanets.

Every fucking time

no. its common knowledge

This, same as it has been the other 50 times they have a great announcement.

Unless they suddenly invent the means to make spacecraft as cheap and affordable as your average car they aren't worth listening to.

if you look at whos speaking none of the speakers are biologists...most likely some planet with water

Classic title for a propaganda piece trying to paint OP as a heterosexual

the annoucnement will be
>hurr durr found planet 123901 lightyears awaythat can support life
>no we're not going

I wuz a alium, AMa

>>Space elevators placed in many major cities
too unstable
>Begin launching low orbit "apartments" to combat overcrowding
too expensive
>>They automatically dock with elevator at predetermined times
It's be ok if people ran on mechanical schedules.
>Storage and shipping
too expensive

Its probably not going to be aliens. It'll probably be an exoplanet with liquid water.

Are you sexy?

>Ladies and gentleman, I'd like you to meet Bibble

my phone says that they are going to reclassify pluto as a planet again

every fucking press conference NASA or some other idiots try to hype it up like
>GUYS WE MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE DISCOVERED ALIEN FOSSILS ON MARS
>IS THERE WATER ON THE MOON?
>I DUNNO YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO WATCH AND FIND OUT ;;;))
and then the actual conference
>guys look at this cool rock

We're gonna need a bigger wall.

Oh shit it's february 22nd it's gonna happen digits confirm.

Do you like tentacles? My answer depends on yours

FUCK

>CIA files revealed telepathy and remote viewing is real
>Donald Trump is president
>Mass civil unrest and political correctness is going crazy sparking conflict constantly in the media

I wouldn't be surprised if it turns out AYYLMAOS are real

Researched on universities, hidden in pentagon

i'm all for space elevators but have you considered

>gundam

Or maybe an atmosphere with a safe/breathable oxygen nitrogen ratio

Best case scenario: something about the new CIA leaks that purport to have built upon Special Relativity and teleportation /x/x/x/x/x

Fuck, being NASA sounds kind of fun all of a sudden

>It will be about more exoplanets.

Sadly this.

>We detected a planet that is impossibly far away and if the conditions are right it could support life, but we won't be able to reach that planet for another 10,000 years, if ever.

I like the kraken monster girls
Not sure how I feel about the tentacles in my butt but if you love someone you love someone

...

>until alien life confirmed!
I'm sure thousands have high hopes. Just prepare to be depressed.

if this is another possibly habitable planet hundreds of lightyears from earth then nasa should be defunded

nasa is the original clickbait

NASA does this bullshit constantly it's going to be fucking nothing.
I can't believe you faggots have such a short term memory that you can't remember we have these same exact threads every few months.

Shit that would be pretty cool. Even better if the planet was in the goldielocks zone. We could be colonists and sheeeit. Unless the gravity is super fucking high.

It's just those 7 Earth-sized planets in the Trappist-1 system.

>When you've lived long enough to see alines being real

Feels good man

please be actual ayy lmaos

I thought it was just shit posts and memes

Trump is the real deal

So long as America doesn't give Japan lasers we're ok.

It's going to be fucking nothing, just like it is every time.

>believing anything NASA says
wew

Don't knock it until you've tried it. Your IP has been logged, I'll see you soon. You might want to prepare your anus.

They probably just found some exoplanet that has a very slight chance of having liquid water.

Hopefully in Alpha Centari AB.

OMG OMG OMG
it's literally nothing

>inb4 "bacteria is totally something!"

remember that insider thread that said that withing 48 hours there will be announcements in technology of NASA and tesla according to him
he always uses a JFK image

bacteria would be something

>nasa.gov/multimedia/nasatv/index.html#public

They show the rockets... but... the fucking black projects have the gravity/inertia drive things... why the fuck are they still using rockets?

They're switch from Flash to HTML5. Big deal. What's this have to do with ayylmaos?

Nasa gov. Asks for permission to use flash.
Aint clicking this shit.

He did but they're illegal and have to go back

>everytime they have something to say, no matter how uninteresting to the normies the media always say "ITS HAPPENING NASA HAS FOUND LIFE ON THE SUN?????"

One day they will find some ayy lmao shilling on the moon and nobody will care because medias are too focused on clickbait

The reason aliens have never contacted us is because some websites still use Flash

This will solve the problem and achieve first contact

bacteria is life

implying we would literally have found life outside of earth

NASA needs to stop with these click bait announcements. Every NASA announcement should be as follows

>We have an announcement
>We found aliens [ ]
>we did not find aliens [x]
>Now onto the announcement

Space elevators can only be built on the ecuator. In Nights Dawn it is built in Kenya near Nairobi and is connected to to the worlds cities by vacuum trains. Pretty cool.

Its certainly not bacteria! That would actually be pretty revolutionizing, and would completely BTFO abrahamifags.

My guess is """earth-like""" exoplanet very close to us but in a very inclined orbit or something that makes it more or less impossible for it to have life.

Bacteria would be something. Actually bacteria would be the biggest something in all of human history. It would show us that there is life somewhere else and it would answer the oldest question known to man, "Are we alone?"

...

Possible confirmation of intergalactic merchants

They are going to announce they found aliens working in NASA and that they need to go back.

they do this for publicity because they are trying to raise federal funds

If you were an alien and found the internet still having government sites using flash, would you the fuck contact us?

I say the chance is high aliens would just poo in the loo and fly off.

If they announce ayyyys it will probably be to lure us into some bluebeam shit

Hope its some kind of new tech

You guys are not yet so deep that you accept the reality. We are the creators beside the ultimate creator.
There is no other. We are all the same. Everything is possible. Nothing ever happened. Everything happened.
This play continues for ever. Greatest joy is to find out who we really are.

New manned moon mission by Trump himself, he's gonna plant a yuge flag on the moon with the Trump family crest.

that was the fucking joke germany goddamn

URGENT ANNOUNCEMENT:
An extraterrestrial insectoid life form has been catapulting asteroids towards Earth. Buenos Aires just about to get BTFO. President Trump announces an emergency plan:

WE ARE GOING TO BUILD A ROOF AND MAKE BUGS PAY FOR IT!

OH MY GOD
THEY'VE DISCOVERED (insert arbitrary element here) ON (insert random solar system here)

>would completely BTFO abrahamifags
except it would only upset a few protestants since roman catholics already believe in aliens and orthodoxy doesnt really care one way or another

But Trump is sending them to a moon of Jupiter?

What they are bringing to fruition is the Ron Paul meme, that the economy has to go through a deep depression to clear out debt.

Hyperinflation is printing of fiat to buy up all the tangible assets into the hands of the elite. They have done this many times before and always switch back to gold at the end of the cycle.

Then you have deflationary cycle where the more the economy grows the higher the value of currency is (approximately fixed supply like gold but increased demand) which means that the masses can never pay off their debts.

So, is there an alternative?

Yes, and it is actually extremely simple. We want to generate so much wealth that we can extinguish the debt and unfunded liabilities.

There are a vast array of off-the-shelf technology deployments capable of doing this such as the space elevator.

orionsarm.com/fm_store/OrbitalRings-I.pdf

You can build one for $500B and introduce hundreds of trillions of new wealth to the economy. We can pay off all debt and unfunded liabilities in ten years no problem whatsoever.

Well, except it is a problem for the bankers. So controlled opposition like Bannon will never speak of it.

Wtf are you retards on about? Even if they DID confirm alien life, it's gonna be bacterial no doubt or based on mathematical theory.
Besides any junkie can tell you that ayy lmaos are real, would it make it any different if NASA told you about it?

>Tfw no slag gf

Reptilian war begins today

You heard it here first.

If Trump can find aliens hiding in space, I'm confident he'll keep his promise and catch the illegal ones hiding in my country.

>that was the fucking joke germany goddamn
Can you explain further? As a German, I need my jokes explained.

they said on twitter it isnt aliens.
fug

Climate change discovered on Pluto, how can climate deniers deny it now?

so like space cash?

This. We are full. Fuck off aliens.

twitter.com/NASA/status/834452802474823681
>NOT aliens

Alien fuckers btfo

it's un-ironically my dream to build mechs

even if it is just a hobby.

ikr? It's all gimmick so they receive more funding while doing nothing worthwhile most of the time.

Trump should defund (((NASA))) desu

FUCK OFF XENO SCUM

WE ARE FULL

>WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE!?

Bluebeam
Bluebeam
Bluebeam.

>this one speck of dust on our latest images of another galaxy may be an interesting planet to look at in the future ain't that just nice haha please fund us because there might be aliens next time

Worst joke ever.

More like: President Trump has announced WE ARE GONNA MAKE THEM BUCKS PAY. JOIN UP AND FIGHT!

Hey Eddie

Why are you in England and how high are you right now?

Newt's Moon mission will be funded. Fully run by SpaceX

Is this just nasa trying to get ultra funding now? I thought trump wanted to fund them better anyway.

don't even think of asking to migrate here space niggers.

They have proof Mars is flat