Dead whale found with 30 plastic bags in it's stomach

Dead whale found with 30 plastic bags in it's stomach

How nice of you to ruin my tasty whale meat assholes

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imagine never tasting or feeling any real texture of the food you eat

I wonder how the fuck the bags even end up in the ocean. Does people just throw them there instead of in the garbage can?

biodegradable storage when?

They blow in through wind, and also just in general from waste barges, poor sanitation systems, etc. etc.

Over a long enough timeline the whales will evolve more acidic stomach acid which will dissolve plastic. Even longer and they'll evolve a way to take sustenance from it.

So basically by feeding the whales trash we are helping to create an eco-friendly solution to the problem.

No they won't you stupid nigger

kek, the opposite will happen of course (kek)... the whales who survive will evolve to avoid plastic bags

Stop throwing plastic in the ocean

>people actually want to save animals that are too stupid to not eat trash

just like how Americans will evolve to survive on a corn only diet

mexicans training whales to be drug runners. fucking already found a way to get around the wall.

What a dumb fucking animal
My fucking 5 year old knows enough that he won't eat a fucking trash bag
Kid tried putting it in his mouth and spit it out a second later
Thank you Darwin
Indians with disease ridden blankets, whales with plastic bags

It makes them produce more oil, fuck off.

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>Not posted by a Jap

Thread ruined.

Ban all plastics when?

Then one day your kid chokes and dies with a fucking LEGO castle down the throat

You never know

People don't give a fuck until it's too late. More news at 11.

Mohahahahahah

Second place is last place

wasn't this the reason why California banned plastic bags?

This is what a plastic bag and a jellyfish look like in the water. Your 5 year old eats shit and dirt off the ground because fat americans cant stop eating everything. The whale has more justification than your fat ass land whale kid.

Lazy fuckers should learn to digest bags, jesus christ

Thanks, janitor whale!

>ywn have a jellytini

>that post

Whales don't eat jellyfish. At least not intentionally. Which makes them very much like the average American who can't help but eat whatever is in front of them.

>didn't find pip the little black
>queequeg will remember this

1v1 me seal clubbing bitch

I can easily tell which one is the bag, stupid ducking whale deserved it lmao

Legos are designed so they are pretty much impossible to choke on

Don't you call me a nigger you fucking nigger, I'll kyke your ass so spiccin hard it leaves chinks in your faggy armor

How does plastic end up in the ocean anyway? Do people really discard their own garbage in the public? Littering is the epitome of degeneracy.

This made me giggle more than was probably nessecary

Sell the ambergris
Buy some proper food

Whale wars lied to me. And to think I was going to go to Japan just to sample the delicious whale meats when I should have gone to Norway all along. See you soon Sven.

>Clearly a living organism on the right
>A fucking mess on the left
Again, you snowballs don't like Darwinism because it tells you we are NOT equal and this goes against your narrative
It's basically the aboriginal of the sea, good fucking riddance
I'm going to take a trip down to California and dump a Wal-Mart's worth of plastic bags into the ocean to speed this process up

Come, come, whale burger friend

kek, THAT guy

youtube.com/watch?v=LHKkFOLC5Cg

Now is the blubber delicious as well and can I chose which kind of whale I eat? When I go to Red Lobster they have a tank full of lobsters and I can choose which one they kill for me. Do you have a similar set up?

No, it's not a fucking buffet

No, but that would be dope!

Don't get mad at me for trying to get the most bang for my buck.

this is why the jews are against whaling

That's not how evolution works fool.

Is it a thing to be tasteless? Like you can be blind and deaf, can you be tasteless? Is it a condition of some sort? What about feel? I think I've heard of a condition where you can't smell.

yes. it's a side effect of not being able to smell.

>"oh noooooo, you're pollution is killing the whales"
>"look what we found when cutting open the stomach of a whale we killed"
>#BanPlastic

have you ever had whale tripes?

When I went to Papa New Guinea to sample the humans they had a similar set up.

norseniggers are literally the worst. stop killing intelligent animals out of jealousy

Funny thing is that Sea Shepherd never went to Norway after this incident

yes. It can be caused by brain damage for example.

not funny, lots of retards actually think like this and don't see nothing wrong with it

No, they come with explicit choking hazards on the box actually

You can clearly tell the difference. Guess whales arent actually smarter than humans.

All the whales at the Vancouver Aquarium die because Chinamen throw all kinds of junk and coins in the tank

Dumpfs will defend it.
Also nature is fucked up to the point of no return.

this morherfucker almost digested them
>clap clap

That's disgusting :(

Chinese

kek, totaly forgot about this, was great to see it again

Hello, Mister Plastic bag manufacturer, how do you do today?

why would they put THREE jellyfish in the same container?
oh, so it looks more similar to the plastic bag so they can push their agenda, got it

FOUR* missed the one hiding in the lid

It was necessity... we ran out of potatoes

I mean... instead of dying

The ocean is really a disgusting place, think of all the shit that's in there. Luckily it's big enough that in some places you can't notice how gross it is.

death is a greater sensation compared to no potato

>you should shoot yourself with small caliber bullets to build a strong immunity against bullets

You literally can only see it outside shitholes (big cities)

sex>death>no potato

>christmas is over austria, put the tree away

>muh evil russians