Omg I hate alt right now

omg I hate alt right now.

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stop spamming clickbait you fucking morons

always archive this garbage

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Did someone else post it earlier? First time I've made a thread today.

It's not clickbait when actual research goes into the article. Which you would know if you read it. I thought it was interesting.

>Did someone else post it earlier? First time I've made a thread today.
yes, twice already
archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/text/http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-ways-alt-right-turns-perfectly-sane-people-into-nazis//

>It's not clickbait when actual research goes into the article.
anything on cracked is clickbait

Back to plebbit faggot. The article is filled with the same inaccuracies as every shitblock blog that posts about "us". The faggot did a 'month' worth of research.

>Cracked does research

What inaccuracies? I'm really curious.

That was funny>
>113851435
You should read it

>they're not all white supremacist nazis
>but they're all white supremacist nazis

Who even visits this garbage website anymore? Could they shill any more obviously?

I'm willing to bet if you follow the money, Cracked is just more paid fake media

>Who even visits this website anymore

At least 134,000 people, apparently

Glad to hear they're dieing then. That's what they get for going from fun, pop-culture talkpieces to le edgy progressive political #resist xDDDDD

I can't help but think that the Alt-Right doesn't actually exist, but the media keeps harping on it and will keep bringing it up ala Gamergate.

Article from yesterday has 1.7 million views

>article has 1.7m views
>WE ARE THE MINORITY. THE ALT RIGHT IS THE STATUS QUO. IT'S TIME TO RISE UP AGAINST OUR OPPRESSORS

Which one? 5 surprising ways to prep the bull for your partner?
6 reasons why pegging is the manliest thing you can do?
4 ways being a cuck is the most natural thing in the world?
5 ways you can resist Drumpf (xDD)?

God I hate that fucking website.

You can't even bother to look at the front page for .5 seconds?

It doesn't
The article talks about in the same stupid moralizing terms, is your nephew being seduced by the alt right?
Meanwhile it was that stupid Clinton speech that created the label Sup Forums has rejected forever

>giving that flaming pile of garbage even one single solitary click

Never ever familia

Would still like to know

we're not clicking on your shitty fucking website

fuck off retard

Then do your own research, Cracked.

Clinton didn't create the term, Richard Spencer did

Source: two seconds on Google

Go do your research somewhere else, we don't want your kind here.

No, you see, I read the article, and someone is claiming it's "filled with innacuracies" and I really want to know what the innacuracies are

Remember Seanbaby? Remember Brockway's Choose Your Own Adventure stories? Remember when Cracked was funny?

I'm just asking what the innacuracies in the article are. You don't want to help someone understand?

Yes I know about his claims of 2009 fame but that's about as relevant to its origin as it is Dawkins actually coined the term meme
It wasn't used or relevant at all until Clinton used it and pushed it into the media
Then Spencer just decided to fame whore

if white people stand up for themselves, even a little bit, they're labeled 'white supremacists' and 'white nationalists' and 'nazis'

And if you weren't a shill and actually spent some time here, you would already know. But you are, and you haven't, so you don't. Consequently you can fuck off.

I'll give you the single best piece of advice that they used to give to all newfags begging to be put in the loop like you.

Lurk. Moar. Newfag.

Fuck off, we're full

Seanbaby was fantastic. He actually made jokes.

This is cracked.com shilling their shitty shit here since they can't get any numbers from the cuck internet anymore.

Well one of the biggest is claiming the alt right is a real thing beyond that moron Spencer's delusions
Another is claiming Trumps support relies on moderation, quit the opposite when you cite mostly Sup Forums and double chan
It's not even a unique argument, all Reddit moderated itself against Trump

Fuck off JF Sargent, you worthless faggot. Stop shilling your shit here.

>be black
>voted Trump
>somehow I'm a white nationalist
well then, learn something new every day.

You seriously don't want to make even the smallest effort to share your side of the story?

No one wants to click on your faggoty article and give you money, you faggot.

Nope

The article cited Brietbart more than anything, which is moderated by editors, and Reddit, which is moderated by...moderators

Cracked.com please go

You must believe in your views very strongly to not even want to defend them

>cracked
>research

My god you really do work for fucking cracked
Well here is my side of the story, you should fire most of your staff for letting the site go to shit
Your analysis of anything is a longer form of intellectual circle jerk than Reddit
And whoever told you citing a random google books page that was obviously not read was 100% verification of a claim should jump out a window

If anyone from Cracked is actually reading this, they must be laughing their asses off right now, cause I'm just a random user

But please, continue to avoid making any actual arguments about how the article is wrong

>Going to Cracked anytime after 2011
The site died after they got rid of captions because it was hurting some peoples feelings

Everyone report this desperate faggot and SAGE this pathetic shill attempt.

God damn you faggots at Cracked are pathetic. But then again I've watched that cuck bitch JF Sargent selling his clothes on FB for food money, so I guess you nu-male faggot white men really are this desperate.

this is actually not that bad of an article kek

"Sane"

Sections with titles called meme magic, discussing the origins of pizza gate, the pics that were made on here, and talking about image boards work is much more citing than screen capping some breath art headlines
You fuckers actually came here to get reaction to the story, so I wonder which you pay more attention to

Tell you what, we'll explain our views to you if you drop the pretense and admit that you're just fishing for responses so you can strawman your imaginary boogeman some more in your next article. Post a timestamp (a picture of yourself with the current date and time of your post), and preferably some form of identification proving that you are a cracked writer. This is customary procedure on Sup Forums, as it lets us know which idiots to respond to and which idiots to just ignore. Do that, and we'll answer your questions.

do this and I'll respond

I can't do that because I am not a Cracked writer.

The biggest argument I've seen against the article is "the alt-right isn't real". Okay, then please tell me what Sup Forums is?

Then I will refer you to the previous posts in which numerous anons have told you to fuck off.

Not the alt right? A collection of people who talk politics from different countries around the world?

Alt right implies it's a political movement, when in reality is just people who aren't believing their lies anymore.

a discussion board of peace

This is the faggot who pulled this shill attempt

>My name is Robert Evans. I'm an editorial manager at Cracked and I run the personal experience article team. I can be reached at [email protected].

>twitter.com/robertatcracked

Looks like he's leading da struggle.

Hello, newfriend.
Sup Forums is the globalised group of peace and understanding hosted by jap moot. We are against degenracy and support the research of catgirls for domestic ownership.

Lurk more!

>person asks questions in an attempt to understand
>is told to fuck off

Who hurt you

what do you want to understand, Sup Forums's broad beliefs? The beliefs of Richard Spencer? I don't understand what your asking

Le faggot white man.

Anyone want his dox info for keks?

In all honesty, you can only learn what Sup Forums is by lurking, and that's the big enchilada.

Thanks but no thanks. MAGA & Brexit 4 ever!

Nah, he's only doing this for attention. Don't give it to him.

Why?
It's all complete misrepresentation

"Edgy teenagers"
"White supremacy"
"Nazis"
"White males"

It's mainstream crap that goes 100% with the press narrative.

Anyone paying attention knows the following: the "alt-right" as described doesn't exist.

Sup Forums is not one person.
Sup Forums is not "alt-right"
Alt-WHITE maybe but not "alt-right"
Sup Forums is 30% female. That's a pretty high fucking ratio.

And Sup Forums isn't teenagers.

And as for our "whiteness" ?
Pic related.

Hurr the establishment media is trustworthy

>cucked.com
Garbage.

>(((they))) think we're doing it as a joke

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Yes!
I'm finally white!

Christ, you actually are one of those colossal fags

The entire article was written from the perspective of a whiny liberal. Yet again, you make no effort at understanding any undercurrents of society, but head formfingerpointing instead.

You are a really daft fuck. The democrats fucking thrive off playing minorities off against eachother, and CNN lie all fucking day long, with shitloads of evidence ready and available on YT. But no, everyone who doesnt vote for clinton is a white supremacist.

Fuck off, you stupid fuck, and never come back.

This is what irritates me so much about these nu-male faggots. They think they're so intellectually above everyone else and then they write these cunty articles and act like literal retards shilling them. Do they think we have basement IQs and wouldn't figure who was shilling this faggotry?

And this faggot is a senior editor at Cracked... just think about what that says about all the other faggots there.

Like I said, I know JF Sargent who's the main editor there now. It's no wonder these people are such worthless self-centered shilly faggots.

Who did you kill?
Are there any left?
I would also like to be white!

By the way, look how he ran like a bitch once he was about to be doxxed. These faggots are mental five year olds.

Wow that was awful, thank you for archiving.

FUCK OFF CRACKED

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>wasting your time archiving a clickbait article
what's the point in reading it when it doesn't serve a purpose and gives off misleading information
Maybe you should lurk more, newfag

That was a fucking retarded article and I want my time back

>I'm not a writer guise
>fucks off as soon as cracked writer is posted

makes you think huh

Alright faggot, I'll bite.

This entire article is making an connection to Brietbart and fascism while complaining about the boogeymen that lurk on the internet creating memes. It is a piece that is attempting to classify a political opponent they think is real that one, they don't fully understand and two, they are struggling to understand. Mostly because it isn't real, the fact they can't pin it down is what is making them really butthurt. The author was close to realizing that, but went with the narrative instead. Here is one interesting comment on memes from your article.
>The very format means they'll never come with sources, context, or opportunity for rebuttal, so they're perfect for the worst kind of oversimplified political commentary

The left has been jabbering to themselves about sources for the past few weeks. But still buy into occupy democrat pics like they are the absolute word of God. They complain about fake news, but fully believe that the Russians "hacked" the election and that Trump has a piss fetish because of an obviously fake intel dossier. Info Wars is a garbage to them, but BuzzFeed is haven for quality journalism. You seem to fall into this category. Then there is this virtue signaling spew.
>If we can figure out how to save that kid, we can save the world.

First, it's implying it's all just edgy teenagers. Second what does "save" mean in this context? Reeducate him to believe what is approved by the left? Or is it driving him further away by labeling him a nazi? Is it by telling him that he and other like him are everything that is wrong with the world? Because thats what he has been barraged with for the past few years.

Want to know what Sup Forums is?
It's people fed up with the left's shit. Lurk or fuck off.

>Cracked tries to shill their article and get material for a follow up
>Cover is blown almost immediately
Screencap this, in a few weeks they'll post an article about how they "infiltrated the alt right stronghold" and found that "the people there aren't just racists, but outright refused to provide support for their positions." Or how "some of them clearly hadn't read the article I posted to".

The comments are full of virtue signaling liberals who are projecting their insecurities about their flawed ideology onto anyone with a differing opinion from theirs. So much claiming of absolute knowledge and mastering of their philosophy and then accusations of other people not questioning their position enough or being "brainwashed by their hug-box".

At one point you can find someone who identifies as "pro Islam" and then another comment accusing the "alt-right" Internet posters of being extremists. The absolute irony is disgustingly palpable. It's patheitc how someone can lack so much humility to claim their ideology as gospel and then go on to tout their ignorance en masse like these retards do. Fuck cracked and fuck you

the author already left as soon as his info was posted

Did you guys get the part where he said he was reading only Breitbart and no other news for a week to get the "alt right experience"?

What a fucking faggot.

Just to think that I used to be a libcuck and Cracked used to be one of my favourite sites for years. In my defence, they actually had good articles about history and psychology back then.

WE do not OPERATE on the same PLAYING FIELD YOU FUCKING PLEB

We are on ninth-dimension reverse timeline chess with teleporting pawns and knights that reverse pieces colors, you are playing Chinese checkers. Your attempt to "discourse" with us so we can "tell our side" is fucking babytime frolics

>Want to know what Sup Forums is?
It's people fed up with the left's shit. Lurk or fuck off.

GODDAMN FUCKING BRAVO

>implying id ever click that pie e of shit
>implying im a faggot
>implying i give three fifteenths of a fuck what they think

I was asked to post proof that I worked there. I do not, so I can't do that. I assumed anything else I said in this thread would be ignored. The fact that everyone is convinced I'm a shill is both sad and hilarious. I gave up hope of having an actual conversation here.

thank you leaf

you did good today

I was asked to post proof that I worked there. I do not, so I can't do that. I assumed anything else I said in this thread would be ignored. The fact that everyone is convinced I'm a shill is both sad and hilarious. I gave up hope of having an actual conversation here.

Cracked sure ain't what it used to be

What a goddamm cuck

>Meme magic
>Fucking Willy Wonka memes
They know jack shit.

>he responds to b8

You also never answered my question about what you are trying to find; pol/'s broad beliefs or Richard Spencer's beliefs.

You won't respond to this either

>Cracked used to be one of my favourite sites for years

No shame there my dude. Up until 2013 or so Cracked pumped out article after article that was both funny and vaguely informative. Seanbaby articles make me laugh my ass off to this day. Now they are a shallow, shallow shell of their former self. It's Alexa rating has dropped tremendously, which they probably blame on racism.

if you're not a cracked writer, why the fuck would you show up on our website to discuss it?

you obviously don't frequent this board as you have zero understanding of its culture

>goys, I'm totally not a shill
>double posts
Not even Youtube commenters aren't that stupid anymore.

cracked pls go

we fucking hate you

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