Daily Reminder life would be better if the USSR won the coldwar

>live in world socialist republic
>Get up
>Turn on extremely high tech holographic screen
>watch the news for a few minutes
>The communist party won the election with a 89% majority
>Pick up my completely open source smart phone and place it into the pocket of my steal fiber pants
>Suddenly phone rings
>Its my co-workers.
>they tell me my job has been automated so I get a 9 month break before I have to go back to my 4 hour work week.
>Step outside
>No pollution or anything nasty in sight because global warming and air pollution have been solved by soviet central planners.
>have a good day.

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>wake up
>died of starvation years ago along with millions of others
>Go back to sleep

Beautiful.

We can still make it happen.

We wouldn't have anime if it wasn't for capitalism

you are delusional

t. commie

but we would still have soviet cartoons (they were great)

>>Turn on extremely high tech holographic screen

KYS

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>yank commie appeasers

Not even once

>t. ex-commie descendant

Ya boys got Bezmenov'd

>but we would still have soviet cartoons (they were great)
They sure were.

youtube.com/watch?v=bEwE4wyz00o

youtube.com/watch?v=fPzINdHPjPo

the tom and jerry spin-off (Volk&Zajec) are top tier stuff

>tfw remember when some russian made a slur/dirty version of that shit

Fucking died laughing

>have a bad trip after the tons of LSD you have consumed in your microsized appartement with dog food for dinner surrounded by the people guard who would round up you at every second

indeed

Daily reminder that USSR could not have won shit because communism — as have been proven beyond any reasonable doubts by millions of ruined lives and years of misery in multiple countries — simply DOES NOT WORK FOR HUMANS.

post more USSR anime qts. Hell even Russian anime qts.

Fucking based. OP is not a faggot.

communism kills
never again
fuck you OP, you never had to deal with the fallout

CPC here, cant wait for the worldwide revolution

youtube.com/watch?v=u8LnlzQyVJg

>Next day
>Something doesn't feel right
>Neighbor who works in CNPP is talking about this huge antenna array and that it was damaged due to a power surge
>Reality is glitching
>Antenna array is offline
>Holographic screen is an CRT silelis TV
>Smartphone is just a wallet
>Phone is a pager
>Job wasn't automated it was disbanded due to no need for toilet paper
>Polar ice caps have melted due to pollution from low tech factories
>It all becomes clear now
>Party used the Duga-3 array as a mind control device!
>We must do someth... What a good day
>Antenna array is online

OP forgot to finish the story

I agree but for entirely different reasons.

>Dobro jutro,PIKACHU

>Wake up
>Build the tank
>Eat vodka
>Get to sleep
Fully automated workplaces as a concept was turned down in a 50s. Stalin decided that without work men become pussies, western communists have proved it to be true.

>wake up
>eat glue mixed with rain water in basement with 9 kids
>go on bread line
>kids work in factory
>i already lost 12 children
>die in bread line

he says Pyatochok, it means pigs nose

What makes you think they didn't win it?
Or at the very least are on the cusp of victory currently.

looks more like any western country, because child labour was forbidden in USSR the first time in history


stop making it look bad

Well it was obvious he didn't really say Pikachu,but it caught me of guard.

Yeah, who doesn't love standing in line for beets...

besides america,most of europe and wait--- thats all of them

Ignore them RuskieBro. They don't know nothing about Russian language only blyat, nahui and all that shit. I suggest using fenya for more secure communications.

yeah, no

child labour was used and called "summer work" for the state, every pupil participated in agriculture

>for free

>steal fiber pants

Well at least you got something right.

>Thinking any descendant of marxism is acceptable

You can't make this fucking claim if you don't read the gulag archipelago. Once you learn that marxism and all of its descendants are striving for a utopian society, it really drives hope the gapping fault of the removal of freedom for the false notion of equality

The system of marxism is perfect in idea. This is true from most philosophical standpoints, but in practice it doesn't hold. The problem is that you can't question it, you can't work against it, you can't have freedom of expression, ideas, or speech. Because the problem isn't communism/marxism, its you for not living up to it. So the fault ALWAYS falls on the individual and not on the ideology or the "party"

Why westerners have this "out of sight out of mind" concept that its just "oh a bad idea in practice but is a valid system" and not a utopia driven political cult like it is is beyond me.

>Polar ice caps have melted due to pollution from low tech factories
Baltic states and USA under water.
Good day indeed.

first - it was students, the schoolchildren were just cleaning the local area

second, the students were paid since the very first day of such practice

third - it was a huge culture, a movement for the young that substituted the modern hipsters, goths and all that shit

you dont know shit about it, dont talk

>Baltic SSRs under water
>Soviet union no longer has good movies, music, cosmetics

Good job fucking up district 1,2 and 3 lmao

Yeah, they worked about 2 hours a day and mostly eat fruits during this "work"

80s during gorbachev was pretty aesthetic

Yeah I right. What good memories I have! Wiping my ass with Komsomolskaya Pravda, living in a mouldy dark apartment with a shared kitchen, making toys out of rocks and grass, sharing a suit with my father and grandfather, shitty moskvich that broke down every 50 killometers and needed Arnold Schwarzenegger muscles to even steer it, standing in lines for meat, no free speech, no national symbols or celebrations, everyone having grandparents who survived or didn't the trip to gulags and many more. Such great country it was!

I bet there was loads of fornicating going on since youth were out of parents' reach
literal jump in the hay

>first - it was students, the schoolchildren were just cleaning the local area

wrong. What you're gonna tell me that pupils from schools didn't work in their local sovhoz or kolhoz during summers, what do you think I'm some clueless yank?

>Students
Not talking about those, 18 is no longer a child

Yeah, glorious Lenin youth, surely all those other movements came out of thin air after the collapse, people were still listening to electronic music, rock etc.

We won in Cold War, dumb-ass, we would have France and Italy in USSR, who would ever need your reletivly good shit in that case?

Daily reminder world would've been better if the Nazis had won WWII

>live in Greater German Reich
>wake up
>turn on literally turbo future ultra HD fourth-dimention hologram television
>watch the news
>67th straight year of crime rates below 1% worldwide
>Pick up my beautiful high-tech cell phone made possible by controlled state regulated capitalism
>it rings
>friend calls to remind me that the Festival of Unity is tonight
>step outside
>no pollution because of Hitler's robust environmental policies.
>whistle Horst Wessel Leid as I head off to the market.

b-but you had glorious state and glorious leader in fine 0C glass box! Surely outweighs the cons

No coastal cities you illiterate fuck. Most of the areas of the Baltics are a few hundred meters above sea level. Vilnius for example is about 300m and the sea levels would rise only by 20-30m.

>soviet propaganda
You realize this is what they have been saying for over a century? And it always ended in misery?
t. ex-eastblock country

sage

Only coastal cities* Jewish autocorrect.

Too bad most Commies nowadays are brainwashed limp-wristed weaklings.

>No pollution or anything nasty in sight because global warming and air pollution have been solved by soviet central planners.

Yes comrade, socialism is the only environmentally respectful option.

Hasta la victoria siempre

>We won in Cold War
lol what, even in that reality, you wouldn't have shit

Our stuff was the best, giving away european tier stuff to the proletariat in the east, sad

true, true

But you would have no freedom tho

individual freedom is the globalist forced value

it doesnt fit every society

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Are you truly free now? I mean you can't even say nigger on twitter in the UK without being arrested.

I sent a link to my girlfriend the other day of knife that I want for my birthday and her IP wouldn't let her access the link because it contained prohibited content.

randallknives.com/knives/model-12-smithsonian-bowie/

Freedom is subjective.

When the individual is given importance, the society ultimately suffers and crumbles into degeneracy and despair.

When the state is given importance, on the other hand, it gives purpose to those living in that state. A common goal, a national community.

And what could be freer than a national community where everyone is accepted and has a place?

>Get up
>Live in WSR (World Socialist Republic)
>Pull on my clothes
>turn on my phone to watch the News
>Crime rate at an all time low of 2% because poverty has been abolished
>Election results for supreme soviet finally in
>Workers of the world party won with a 96% majority
>I'm on an 18 month vacation because my job has been automated fully
>Its Snowing outside
>Feel Cozy
>Make my self some hot chocolate
>Step into Holodeck and meet with my computer generated Wife

Who said there wouldn't be individual freedom in the WSR?

you're fucking delusional

>inb4 bait

Explain.

>individual freedom is the globalist forced value
how exactly did you come to this conclusion? it's the globalists that are declaring war on free speech and want to disarm populaces

there would be no WSR

world government is globalist idea

exactly

read Dugin

True, only difference would be if people are defined as replacable cogs or as vital parts. One is only rights, but no duties, the other only duties without any rights

Somehow no one need your best shit in the EU, is there lack of proletariat in the east?

Ussr kept native populations in their habitat

only if they did not chimp out or be literal collaborators

then they were punished

Why are lefty/pol/ neckbeards so cringy?

That is one hell of a fantasy, user.

Read revised edition.

What do you mean?

BE GONE

COMME FAGGOTS

Don't you want to live in the world socialist republic?

Lemme fix that for you

>live in world socialist republic
>Get up
>Turn on extremely basic and extremely common type of TV
>watch the news for a few minutes
>The communist party won the election with a 99% majority for not voting is illegal
>Pick up my completely basic and extremely common type of phone and put it into the low quality jeans, for they just become thing again
>Suddenly phone rings
>Its my co-workers.
>they tell me that due to the shortage of materials for production there is nothing to do but must come anyway
>Step outside
>Major polution because state-planning needs to solve 9040327 cases of major shortages due to the massive holes in current 5-year plan, has to focus on better distribution of proposed consumer goods, and does not have cash nor resources for such investments.
>have a day filled with running around multitude of shops in vain hope to find the thing you look for.


---- Warning. Actual reality of my Czechoslovakia in the GRORIOUS SOCIALIST TIMES.

If you dont have time machine, I propose Venezuela.

>Venezuela
>Czechoslavakia

You're right. Soviet Communism was bretty good. But the CIA subversion and planted traitors like Yeltzmann (Yeltsin) and useful idiots (Gorbachev) wanted to ruin it for the benefit of their American "friends"

Ever since that succeeded, the neocons/neolibs have gone assblasters mad on the world as the counterbalance to their Zionist lunacy vanished.

It's a breeettty sickening world atm

>be soviet
>starve

>be Brazilian
>starve
really tickles the noggin

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human nature doesnt exist you globalist piece of shit

Stop lying, Jewish shill.

My parents, grandparents, aunts, and uncles grew up in the Czech Republic and Slovakia under communism and they have nothing but fond memories.

Sure, they joke about communism and its absurdities, but the average person did not have it bad. No one was going to get rich through legal means, but no one was left wanting either. Everyone had a place to live, everyone had a job, everyone had healthcare, leisure time, a bit of spending money, vacations, etc.

Out of all the countries that practiced communism, Czechoslovakia was arguably the best. They had their own tech industry, automakers, weapons industry, agriculture, and were pretty much a successful self-sustaining country, even if they may not have been rich by Western standards.

Not that I am arguing for communism, but I hate when people lie about Czechoslovakia and make it sound like it was the average USSR hellhole.

Yes it does.
Human nature is greed, envy and corruption.

Also hedonism, lots and lots of hedonism.
>when you actually give people freedom

it may be your western human nature, but dont claim others to be like you

>флaг
ты в cepьeзe?

How can a simple economic system where the majority of people get paid more be against human nature?

le ebin XDDDD

>nothing but fond memories
You lying piece of fucking human filth, you haven't the SLIGHTEST clue as to how it was here during the Commie times. People getting shot and or executed in the streets because they disagreed with the regime, everyone living in dirt poor conditions, students literally BURNING themselves alive, Commie mobs that brutalized and terrorized people that were publicly or privately anti-Communist, not to mention that our country became a complete shithole in economic terms for more than half a century, after being one of the most prosperous nations on earth. Don't you EVER open your lying piece of shit mouth ever again about my country.

>glorifying greed, envy and corruption.
>not striving to move past this for the greater good

The world would be better if pinochet's social policy was followed throughout the world
>wake up
>open Sup Forums
>no bait threads from low IQ leftists
> lefty/pol/ never existed
>Portland and seattle are the most right wing cities in the united states
>Black and red rioters blocking traffic are killed on the spot
> Academia is fully classical, all the poz'd shit that took root in the 60's has been fully purged
>Only european wide accord is to collectively keep shitskins
Out

One can dream

дa

нy нe бyдy жe я пepeд paндoмными бypжyинaми pacпинaтьcя нaчинaя oт cлaвянoфилoв и зaкaнчивaя eвpaзийцaми типa Дyгинa

I'm not communist, but what that image doesn't show is how many Germans actually are nostalgic for the DDR.

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>being this retarded
oh wait, it's just a yank

>be czech
>live in shit city with a bunch of trouble makers
>life is shit
hmmmmmm

>It's everybody elses fault socialism failed!
Kek cry more commie faggot

epik meme dood lol XDDD

>shit country
You know absolutely nothing about our history or European history for that matter, if you seriously think that. Go educate yourself.

>after being one of the most prosperous nations on earth
That bit sounds like revisionism.

Not an argument.