ILLEGAL ALIEN COMMITS SUICIDE AFTER DEPORTATION!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

HASTA LA BYE-BYE PENDEJO!!!!

>A Mexican man who had just been deported from the United States is believed to have leaped to his death Tuesday from a bridge near the Tijuana-San Diego border crossing.

>The prosecutor’s office in the Mexican state of Baja California said the death of Guadalupe Olives Valencia, 44, is being investigated as a suicide.

>Olives, who spent years working illegally as a gardener in California before recently being deported, tried to cross back into the U.S. on Monday, according to a Mexican official who had knowledge of the case but was not authorized to speak to the media.

>Olives was detained by U.S. immigration authorities, who deported him Tuesday morning.

latimes.com/world/mexico-americas/la-fg-mexico-deportation-suicide-20170222-story.html

Better dead than illegal.

This is actually pretty funny. The wall hasn't even been built. He could have easily returned.

they are not sending their best

>Valencia's wife died in 2104

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

Wow, the problem is solving itself.

>yfw your country is so fucked up you'd rather kill yourself than live there

kek!

kek

seriously though... he was THAT stupid. reason enough to keep deporting people like him.

Already taking out the trash

>Your country is such shit that you kill yourself

Kek

Good, tgese scum should all br killed.
>Guadalupe Olives Valencia
>Olives
What the fuck?

>believed
>latimes
Whole lot of nothing.

Trump already solving problems for Mexico and America
Such a beautiful timeline

If I recall from another article, this was the 3rd or 4th time he'd been deported.

>Guadalupe

What a fucking disgusting name. Jesus Christ spics are subhuman.

>Mexican immigrant prefer to die before having to live again in Mexico

and that's USA fault, because......

really, if your population want to die before coming back, there is something fucking wrong with your country

pronounce it with a spanish accent
oh-lee-vehs

Mexican government must be held responsible for this man's death.

This, unironically this!

>wife died in 2107

2spoop

MEXICO BTFO

HOW CAN THE BEANERS AND SPICS THAT FLY THEIR FLAG HERE IN AMERICA AND BURN OUR FLAG EVEN COMPETE WHEN EVEN THEIR OWN WOULD RATHER KILL THEMSELVES THAN LIVE IN THE 4TH WORLD SHITHOLE THAT IS ME-HE-CO!

>>Olives, who spent years working illegally as a gardener in California before recently being deported, tried to cross back into the U.S. on Monday, according to a Mexican official who had knowledge of the case but was not authorized to speak to the media.

how do you fuck up that many times

you think you'd get better at blending in the first or second deporatation

>not at least banging some hookers first

What went wrong?

SANTA MARIA GUADALUPE SIESTA

oh leave us?? he sure did!

But I thought Mexico was such a great country...?

fucking pinoy bants

Well he won't be coming back again.

it means they in such a hurry to publish this article cause they think it will smear trump making him blameable for this beaners death that they didn't edit properly the firs time around.

BTFO
T
F
O

not like mexico cares, they dont want these fucking people back.

It's actually pretty sad, but the law is the law. We deport these people, put up a Wall, get our house in order, then we help Mexico get its shit together.

Just imagine that the place you come from is such a shithole that you'd rather kill yourself than go back. He probably had a fucking Fast and Furious drug cartel gunning for him.

...

If the Mexican people where smart they would ask themselves why people would rather kill themselves then go back and contribute to their country

If only they all did that

in a way it is the fault of the USA that this man killed himself because for the last few decades the law has not been properly enforced and so illegal aliens have been encouraged to keep returning and staying. if the USA had been enforcing its immigration law from the get-go it wouldn't be in this situation.

>obama deports over 400,000 one year
>left barely makes a peep

mexico was conquered by spain right? so why isn't mexico like spain? spain isnt a shit hole. or is it?

cry me a river.
Make sure it flows south
build raft
...
profit

The local emergency services said He might be drunk and fell accidentally though

t. some one who reads local newspapers

They are lazy, believe that the US is heaven for inmigrants and want gibs

It is not that hard to live here, to be honest I am pretty comfortable here and always get pretty depressed when visiting my family in the US, most likely because I have a better life here than those (litteral) jumpers

>imb4 Fresa

That's probably what actually happened but let these faggots revel in their fantasies

Totally, It's almost completely the USAs fault that's the only reason I kinda feel bad for the dude. NAFTA assblasted the Mexican economy and turned it even further into a destitute shithole and the demand for drugs by US users coupled with litetal government support makes the cartels rich and powerful.

It's gotta happen though.

w...was obama... o.. our guy ?

>Jumped
>Fell off

Both good, the important thing is he won't be coming back.

>one year

Noone wants to go back to taking care of americas vacation spots and trying to survive the wastelands outside of the oasis that is our vacation spots.

They sure are proud to be mexican now huh? what a joke of a nation. How could anyone feel pride about being mexican? People fucking flee it like its a warzone. I'm proud to be mexican! Just don't send me back or i'll kill myself!!

>yfw trump deported him not only from America but from this plane of existence

Or.. will he?

>Gets reincarnated as a Guatamalan with dreams of immigrating to Mexico

According to Buddha, people who commit suicide just get memed on for their next life unless they do it in a really badass way or something.

So, if you kill your enemies they win
So who won?
Other than America?

>for the record
>an earlier version of the article said his wife died in 2014
>actually she died in 2014

These guys need help running their failed paper.

Uh oh better toss rule of law to prevent this from happening again.

Fair point

Too late

>HASTA LA BYE-BYE PENDEJO

cringe

Well if you kill yourself, you don't have to go back.

>cringe

cringe

>>cringe
>cringe
cringe

Wow St. Louis really looks like shit.

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>china stealing stolen memes
color me yellow

>ILLEGAL ALIEN COMMITS SUICIDE AFTER DEPORTATION!!!!
wish that could multiply by x10 million at least

Press ñ to pay respects.

Not often I see that flag posting

PRAISE KEK

Plenty more where that came from.

press FUCK HIM to show joy

Yeah what's this about. Is it really a missprint?

>you think you'd get better at blending in the first or second deporatation

¿Que?

UNDER BUDGET AND AHEAD OF SCHEDULE

lol

After The Wall is complete Trump will begin construction on The Pit.

very nice idea

All matters is just one less immigrant to deal with.

yes but there is a hope that many more will follow his example