Hey fellow Canadians! How many of you have decided to NOT visit the USA during Trumps reign? I know me and my family have. We live within an hour of the border and would often make day trips to New York state. No more, for 4 years anyway.
So red pilled Trudeau approves red pilled. USA is bad eh? Gangs, tornadoes, GUNS, earth quakes, no free healthcare! Imagine ya get sick or shot? Cost ya millions eh? Heck canada has open spaces, wilderness, red pilled Trudeau, fishing , kayaking, nature, good folk eh? Why you wanna be anywhere else eh? USA is bad eh?
Red pilled lad here eh? You from that Scotia laddy? We red pills b'ys here eh?
Landon Hall
Fuck off you cuck
Mason Howard
we don't care
we're busy doing maga shit down here
visit..don't visit...you're not relevant
whatever
Dominic Rogers
Oh thank god.
Parker Walker
One day when im out of this shit university and getting enough money i am gonna immigrate the shit out of you whiteboi and i am gonna muslimize your dick till your begging for more fucking leafs get raked your faggot PM is literally begging for syrian dicks cannot even control a forest fire for fucks sakes wheres the lower class revolutions faggot canada cannot even do because they like to virtue signal look im a faggot says the leaf rather than tackling the root of the cause fuck you im gonna fuck every single white canadian i found and youll be sorry wanting open border you good soros goyim
Kevin Reyes
We literally don't care.
Ayden Gonzalez
People like you are not allowed in canada. Sorry.
Thomas Bell
I will come leaf and therez nothinh you can do about it. What you gonna do tighten borders? Send immigration officers after me? Yo cannot deport me once im in your country i can do as much as i want too. Ps your country is open borders anyway so why is your opinion relevant you are totally welcoming murderers and rapist like me also im a muslim i want to fuck every single women you got ehh leaf what you say you cant even fight back chinks and muslims and you say you dont want me. Oh i will cum leaf i will cum on your national pride that you will just die of shock and depression
Samuel Stewart
pls do. No more filthy leafs coming down here to gay prostitute themselves to faggot milo.
Jason Brooks
You won't pass immigration screening. Also, you have to be able to contribute something to our society. As you are mentally disabled, that might prove to be the biggest barrier.
Noah Martinez
As if we needed a bunch of inconsiderate idiots driving like they're cross-eyed and drunk, acting as if there were night and day differences between traffic laws in our countries.
If I see someone driving like a literal hemispherectomy patient, I can say they're either from Pennsylvania or Canada. 100% accuracy.
Jordan Fisher
Yeah, Canada doesn't need any more mentally disabled people, they've got plenty already, eh?
Xavier Myers
Actually, we can deport you after the fact. When people flee the USA in terror, the loophole that allows that is left there intentionally. It lets us play the good guys internationally, while controlling our immigration. Of course, if you believe we're cucks, then you won't believe that. That's because you're really smart and we're really dumb.
You can look for yourself and see it's true, but you won't do that because it's hard. Let me help you.
Recall those photo ops last year with some of the 39,000 Syrian refugees as they landed in Canada to be greeted by Trudeau? That alone put him on the cover of The Economist as liberalism’s last hope. Well, once the mission was accomplished, the government quietly capped at 1,000 the number of private sponsorships of such refugees for 2017.
Trump gets vilified while Trudeau is lauded, though our prime minister very politely intones that it’s not up to him to lecture the U.S. president on his country’s affairs. It was an absolute master class in politics.
We win. We look good and We Control what happens. I know you're alt-right troll'en. That's fine. But deep down, you now know what a failure you're president is. That's enough. For now.
Nathan Sanchez
Do it legally and don't aloha snackbar anyone and it's fine.
Henry Ramirez
>Canada >screening
Lol. He's right you know. You're fucked.
Angel Campbell
NJ are by far the worst drivers
Luis Lopez
Why wouldn't I...? I was thinking of moving my white ass there, and letting all the mexicans and muslims move here.
You know nothing of our magnificent fagots. They put your cheap 'call waiting' dollar store model to shame. Although, most US gays are kinda fuggly, so congratulations on finding a model who doesn't look like AIDS was beaten with an ugly stick.
Gavin Allen
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Isaiah Hughes
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Logan Long
In all seriousness, I know of half a dozen snowbirds who;
a) Believe Trump and think America is a shithole, so they have not gone to Florida. b) Are horrified they elected Trump and think America is a shithole, so they have not gone to Florida. c) Don't know what to believe, but would rather not be murdered by the alt-right / left, fascist / antifascista, so they have not gone to Florida.
Either way, the end result is the same. They go to Costa Rica, where ex-pat health insurance is eighty bucks and the weather is not to humid, not to dry and the racism is just right.
Michael Perez
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Christopher Morales
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Adam Phillips
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Jack Morales
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Lucas Nguyen
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Brayden Hernandez
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Anthony Stewart
The "political realities" that the USA elected a pathological liar and reality TV show host? Fucking simpleton.
Adrian Jenkins
Why? Unless you want to live in fear of being bankrupted by their healthcare system or killed by niggers who will otherwise try to white guilt you into giving them everything?
Brayden Gomez
Fuck you I just took 3 people from Halifax down to Buffalo, took a trip to Erie just for the chick-fil-a and the Krispy Kreme, went to Ohio for waffle House and ordered Trump Wine at a small wine store in Amherst... Don't worry Americans the Streisand Effect is in full effect
Gavin Wilson
It's funny because you think bowling green is real.
Samuel Parker
This and also OP is a faggot. Don't go on a killing spree cuz you can't fuck your muslim boyfriend like Alexandre Bissonnette did.
Bentley Brooks
I'M MOVING TO THE US TO ESCAPE ALL THE STUPIDITY HERE!
Grayson Harris
Your country is the laughing stock of the world and your "President" is Putin's bitch.
Lincoln Gonzalez
I fucking hate this country
Benjamin Wood
Good. We really don't want your kind of stupid slowing us down.
Lincoln Martinez
It's really easy to cross the boarder I hear. You should try it.
Caleb Mitchell
>imma not comin' to the US u can ferget it eh? :(
IT RAKES ITSELF!
Levi Walker
That's okay. I'd prefer the Yanks come to us in Ottawa---armed to the teeth and ready to send Justin the Faggot packing because he simply refuses to do anything about Muslims turning Canada into a base camp for jihad against the Great Satan.
Open border with the US, Canadian independence, and a huge Muslim population that votes Liberal at every election. Pick two.
Lincoln Hall
Same
Jacob Smith
It's okay. You don't need to post this. Trump is proof enough you americans will buy anything.
Caleb Flores
>Trump gets vilified while Trudeau is lauded, though our prime minister very politely intones that it’s not up to him to lecture the U.S. president on his country’s affairs. It was an absolute master class in politics.
Not only that, Trump thought he was going to pull some tough guy handshake shit and Trudeau made him look like a little bitch while Ivanka was looking at Justin the way Trump wishes she'd look at him!!!FACT!!!
Nathaniel Roberts
Happy to go.
Enjoy your new mudslime masters, and working to pay for your bloated government.
Gavin Green
Keep spamming faggot.
James Murphy
Well, on behalf of a retail worker who deals with fucking French Queebs all day, I say stay the fuck up there!
One of you picked up a pack of gum the other day, asking for a better price on it.
A PACK OF GUM!
YOU ARE RUDE. YOU ARE FILTHY, (THROWING ALL YOUR TAGS AND BAGS ON THE FUCKING GROUND).
As a New Yorker, I'm sure Ivanka knows a fag when she sees one.
One day we'll learn Papa raped his Justin every night once he'd sent his beard Maggie packing.
For now, Justin had to lick President Trump's ass in public because he knows very well Trump could have US troops take Ottawa without a fight and have Justin in Gitmo over a long weekend.
Anthony Wright
I hope the northern wall goes up while I'm Florida for holidays.
>Canada is becoming a sanctuary country city by city
Alexander Bennett
Would you like a serious deconstruct of the realities of trying to build a northern wall? The longest shared boarder in the world.
Don't get me wrong. I'm willing to help you make the argument if you want me to. We fundamentally agree. There should be a barrier to keep undesirables and sub-human mongrels out.
You just won't like which side you end up on.
Jayden Perez
>As a New Yorker, I'm sure Ivanka knows a fag when she sees one.
Didn't seem to notice that about her Jewfag husband who sullied the Trump genome with Kike genetics. Cuck.
Landon Parker
A fair point. I've never done Cuba. I've heard it's nice though.
Christopher Williams
No one cares about you or your shitty family. Fuck off.
SAGE
Jayden Jones
>One day we'll learn Papa raped his Justin every night once he'd sent his beard Maggie packing.
Meanwhile we know for a fact that Trump Sr. sold little Donnie's tender pink ass to Roy Cohn and the Jewish fag mafia.
Daniel Thomas
Guess our economy will have to go without those hundreds of millions of dollars you were going to spend on vacation dildos.
New York will never recover.
Blake Wood
Does repeating a truth make is less true?
Dominic Martinez
>For now, Justin had to lick President Trump's ass in public because he knows very well Trump could have US troops take Ottawa without a fight and have Justin in Gitmo over a long weekend.
Domination seems to be a big thing for Trumpbots which explains why you're subservient to a think skinned little faggot who cries on Twitter when people are mean to him.
Chase Garcia
As long as its the American side I'll be happy.
Brayden Miller
Every person who went there said it was very good but you have to stick to the tourist areas like any other country.
Sebastian Cox
Donald Trump making sure leafs stay on their own side of the border since 2017
Is there anything this great man cannot do?
Jaxson Stewart
yeah im going less often too
but that's mainly cause the leaf dollar is at $0.75
Logan Moore
8 years leaf
Colton Cooper
No worries. Unlike Mexicans, most of us do it LEGALLY and unlike Canadian we ain't no fucking leaf. So we'll take their place
Owen Watson
I live in a suburb of Detroit. We used to visit Canada every weekend before IX/XI made crossing the border hairy. But they still come here. They actually have regular coaches that come over to do basic shopping. I've seen them at K-Mart. Are there some Soviet level shortages that are being hidden in Canada?
Matthew Long
I go to Kmart for the nostalgia since we had it up here in my childhood... But Meijer is where it's at.
Alexander Carter
Deal, but you're paying for it.
Jose Lewis
Quite the opposite. Since crazy eddie (look it up) left Sears Canada to it's own devices, it's actually posted a profit.
Kmark is dead here though. Crazy eddy killed all that in his asset stripping. So maybe there's something in particular they get while they do a hockey run?
Still the profit rise for Sears Canada is a success story. Retail here is competitive. A lot of american brands find that out the hard way. Just ask Target.