Brit/pol/ - Civil war edition

>Did Tom Watson do a dab dance move in the Commons? Footage shows Labour deputy leader nodding suspiciously at PMQs
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4249362/Did-Tom-Watson-dab-dance-Commons.html

>Brexit talks could get 'gory, bitter and twisted', former ambassador warns
theguardian.com/politics/2017/feb/22/brexit-talks-could-get-gory-bitter-and-twisted-sir-ivan-rogers

>Lamont: Remainers' 'duty' not to undermine Brexit talks
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39038115

>UK economy picks up in late 2016 but signs of Brexit hit appear
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-economy-idUKKBN1610WI

>France's Macron meets PM May in London, vows to stand up for EU
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-france-election-macron-idUKKBN1601HF

>Retreat on rate rises as Philip Hammond considers extra funding for independent shops and small companies
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/02/21/retreat-rate-rises-philip-hammond-considers-extra-funding-independent/

Hansard Committee Reports
>The process for exiting the European Union and the Government's negotiating objectives
publications.parliament.uk/pa/cm201617/cmselect/cmexeu/815/81502.htm

>Brexit: the options for trade
publications.parliament.uk/pa/ld201617/ldselect/ldeucom/72/7202.htm

>Brexit: future UK–EU security and police cooperation
publications.parliament.uk/pa/ld201617/ldselect/ldeucom/77/7702.htm

>Brexit: UK-Irish relations
publications.parliament.uk/pa/ld201617/ldselect/ldeucom/76/7602.htm

>European Scrutiny Committee - Wednesday 1 February 2017
Subject: EU-UK relations in preparation for Brexit
Witnesses: Sir Ivan Rogers KCMG, former Permanent Representative of the UK to the European Union
parliamentlive.tv/Event/Index/0d6145fa-5329-426d-8300-8eda8f215184

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dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4010220/Cannabis-addict-smothered-seven-month-old-son-death.html
theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/feb/21/civil-partnerships-mixed-sex-couples-court-of-appeal
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first for millkme winnign both elections

What's your story OP do you enjoy making these every day? . Are you a moderator or what/journo.

Who's the best tripfag on Brit/pol/ and why is it YKTD?

>Best
>Tripfag

Pick one.

Hooray Doris day, let the lib dems blow away.

>morons who try to justify their pathetic existences by establishing an identity on a forum that is known for anonymity
>best
kys

Paul "saw Abel die with my own eyes" Nuttall blew it for UKIP with his retardation

Daily reminder that France is rightful English clay.

Hundred Years War 2 When?

Could someone please explain patriotism to me? Especially for this awful, wog filled, jf infested country.

Blair poster was the only good tripfag.

You can be patriotic about your country while hating the people in it.

Come on, oatcake munchers. Go out and vote for UKIP. You could always save Jeremy Kyle on Sky Plus and watch it when you get home.

It's different people all the time

Which was your favourite war and why is it the Seven Years' War?

>extended This Week tonight to cover the by elections
>got tomorrow off work

Doris will win both by-elections

Fuck Doris, she's a fucking Blairite.

>british politics
WGAF

You're in brit Sup Forums

Be very careful now... about what you say next

Seven is the number of perfection perfect families, perfect locations, and perfect lengths of time, comparable to the qualities attributed to God in Christ perfect being. It is also a way for some the Kiowa, for instance ianity regarded as a to feel closer to the world around them and the sky above them.

Happy for you lad

>Whenever the theme music of a Scottish news bulletin strikes up it triggers exciting speculation whether the opening scene will feature the familiar yellow police ribbons fluttering gaily in front of the grey porridge-clad houses of a sink estate where a drug dealer has fallen victim to the only form of free-market competition accessible to the local community, or an interview in a deserted stadium with a problem-ridden football manager. On high days and holidays these may be displaced by scenes from the Scottish parliament, a crumbling adobe slum at the end of Edinburgh’s Royal Mile, where the tribunes of the people have just triumphantly passed the Nationalisation of Children (Scotland) Act.
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>It is an open secret in the more separatist reaches of Scotland that BBC broadcasters are subjected to special training in a secret facility in Surrey run by GCHQ. There they learn skills such as taking the most unflattering photographs of Nicola Sturgeon, misrepresenting Scotland’s fiscal statistics to obscure the fact it is the richest country on earth but for its riches being creamed off by the English, and pretending that the UK could survive without Scotland. Scottish nationalism is paranoia without the vestigial sense of reality.

reaction.life/bbc-scots-grievance-culture-deserve/

>tfw not britcuck

Your new tripfag has arrived!!!

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Apparently you guys have a new vote today
Results when?

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10pm GMT

Its probably going to be after 12pm GMT since the polls close at 10

JUST

>we're literally selling you wood just so you can burn it

this is such retarded shit, just open up the coal mines again

Sweet, only a couple hours !

Link to the article user

Reminder that Nuttall has shagged it and Labour are holding Stoke

I hear he is ahead actually . only a few hours and we will see

Imagine if Labour hold both Stoke and Copeland and nothing changes

thetimes.co.uk/edition/news/450m-lost-over-failed-green-power-programme-n7hf0h6ht

It's from the Times, so it's probably paywalled though.

Reminder YKTD is still gone

Think he'll be back tonight ?

>If

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Net migration to UK has dropped to 273,000 in the year to September, down 49,000 from the previous year.

Christ we kicked so much arse in that war

>BSAC bows to Sea Patrol
>in contact with deep sea creatures
>possess police-like abilities
>control the oceans with an iron fist
>own vessels, banks and shores globally
>direct descendant of the ancient Atlantis blood line
>will bankroll the first underwater cities (Scubagrad will be be the first)
>owns 99% of diving equipment on Earth
>first designer babies will work for sea patrol
>They learned to scuba dive in under a week
>all members said to have 200+ IQ
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they're benevolent beings.

Very nice

where did this fucking sea patrol meme come from?
Give me a quick rundown

At the jobcentre tbqh smfh lads

Start getting that figure into negative numbers and I'll be impressed.

Wow! As LITTLE as 273,000!

Enoch Powell called immigration of 50,000 a year heaping up the funeral pyre.

If you added a little drop of e cigarette liquid to someone's drink every day would they become addicted to nicotine, and therefore to the drink ??

Tony Blair killed Enoch Powell tbqh

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It's going down for the first time in over a decade

Rome wasn't built in a day

How many hours

National Socialism is the only solution.

What the fuck is Hitchen's problem?
hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/2017/02/stupid-arguments-for-drug-legalisation-examined-and-refuted.html

>'MARIJUANA USE IS A VICTIMLESS CRIME'
>Only if you do it on a desert island, quite alone, and nobody loves you. In all other cases, the user runs the risk of doing himself serious harm. And if he does, his family will be terribly grieved and quite possibly forced to look after him, and pay for his upkeep for the rest of this natural life.

Tony Blair is a pedo

Net migration falls below 300,000.

Brexit is over lads. The lords will use this so fuck it up.

He's right though

>Cannabis-addicted father injured his seven-month-old son's testicles then smothered him to death

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4010220/Cannabis-addict-smothered-seven-month-old-son-death.html

Being correct, marijuana users are filthy degenerates.

Lol
No

Brits are such fags. They won like two battles against france and they will mention the two each time.

>Think he'll be back tonight ?
I hope so.

No coincidence he died in 98 when it tripled

Woah that really made me think.....

>t. User of the devil's lettuce.

>not smoking a fat pound of grass a day

Thanks for the Christmas trees.

I've had braces from 2.5 years

I'm meant to have jaw surgery soon but I've always wanted to be in the military, if I have the surgery I most likely won't get in

wtf do I do

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Why is Britpol so dead? Did everyone become a wagecuck?

You are welcome.

This thread should be on /news/, since it is very much poliically correct.

Get in touch with your local armed fores career office.

If there isn't one locally, then you will have to call them.

See what sort of advice they can give you.

Are you going to sperg out about the news links again, redditor?

You'd probably kill them.

They've said to have the OP done and get myself sorted

are BBC and the Guardian considered poitically incorrect?

Also - I dont go on reddit.

I literally dont know how it works.

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Kek

I guess you can see Im the same guy from yesterday because you are UK gov shills creating and managing this thread

Neets are asleep
Wagies are working

BASED students like me are in between lectures

We have laws to stop people behaving in ways that upset the order and civility of society or harming others.

Literally nobody wants toked up retards at their place of work, learning or leisure. They're a burden on the people around them. It stinks, it turns users into either insufferable idiots or zombies, it sets a bad example for children and most of us do not want to have to walk through clouds of pot smoke.

Furthermore, nobody reputable wants to employ pot smokers in the same way nobody reputable would employ an alcoholic. 'Dude I only use it at home in my own time' does not stop you bringing the effects to work with you.

The fact that its links to psychological, mental and nervous disorders are unproven is irrelevant. It has a direct impact on those around you and therefore is best prohibited.

Less than a ml of e liquid would kill ?
It's like 18 mg of nicotine
Doubt that would kill someone ??

Thanks for answering my question.

I tried to use it once. I fail to remember my password.

Going to be on live TV in 15 minutes, wish me luck lads

What channel?

Who are you?

What channel lad

Try not to sperg out

It's certainly enough to make them ill. Poisoning is highly illegal too.

I will give you a cheeky wink

What channel ?

Good luck

UKIP will lose.

Lads, if I drink a bottle of wine. Should I be alright to drive 24 hours after?

Oh wow!

What an edgy response.

My Gosh

boy have I been put in my place

Yes - every one who thinks for themselves is crazy.

Back to sheep people

This is politically incorrect board posting links to BBC and The Guardian.

Good job

Yes obviously
A bottle of wine is Fuck all

I read about this in the express. Really weird jews.

>We will keep fighting for civil partnerships for mixed-sex couples. All three judges agreed that we are being treated differently because of our sexual orientation, and that this has an impact on our private and family life. All three rejected the argument that we could just get married. And, most importantly, all three emphasised that the government cannot just wait and see indefinitely, but must make a decision quickly. As Lord Justice Beatson put it: “I do not consider that the discrimination in the status quo can be maintained for long.”


(((Keidan))) (((steinfeld)))
theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/feb/21/civil-partnerships-mixed-sex-couples-court-of-appeal