I want to leave this shit hole so fucking bad bros
I want to leave this shit hole so fucking bad bros
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>mfw got mounted by a Kangaroo while on vacation in Australia last year
>Couldn't do anything to get away
Hate you
>Couldn't do anything to get away
I have a feeling you didn't try hard enough.
Why
Maybe you should lose weight and improve your cardio
Traitor
Where did the kangaroo touch you user? Was it lewd?
SO YOU WAZ SAYIN' YOU GOT KANG'D?
How much do they weight? Answer in kg like a civilized person.
I believe you're all traitors for abandoning gods country
Really big males are like 90 kg
Maybe it's because you left us for dead in WW2 and the Americunts had to help us.
>ROO'D
About 90 kilos for the little grey ones about 500 kilos for the big red ones.
Unlike Americans they're all tight muscle and no body fat.
They can kick the head of a crocodile.
They attack cars and trucks head on that's why we all have bullbars. They can kick through an engine block.
They also bash drunk abos to death, no shit
I did fuck all cobba, i was just born here
Kangaroos are more civilized than abos desu senpai
I want to go to Australia so fucking bad
Definitely this.
fuck off then. we got it good here.
average house in or around Brisbane: 650k
Mate your people are probably the best banter in the world, why leave?
come home brown man
You haven't lived until you've watched a bull roo kill an abo with his bare hands
Would you like to swop with me?
You have no idea how good you have it.
Greedy cunt taking all our gets
One of you fucking cunts broke me on here today.
Fucking cunt, I got drunk after reading this
Czeched!
FUCK
Fucking hell mate, I might have to move to the US.
What actually happens that means there will be no bust is:
> large house with large backyard 20 minutes
> large house with large backyard 1 hour from city
> large house with small backyard 1 hour from the city
> small house with small backyard 1 hour from the city
> large apartment 20 minutes from the city
> large apartment 1 hour from the city
> small apartment 20 minutes from the city
> small apartment 1 hour from the city
The concept of a house just changes, meaning that there will be no bust and why there is no bust in hong kong for example, where if you built a house, it would cost hundreds of millions of dollars.
Easiest solution is to stop relying on (((Them))) by becoming self sufficient.
Let's swap places then.
Please.
We don't even have revolution as an option because those shitcunts in government staged port arthur and restricted everything.
Australia really does suck. I would rather live in the US or UK, even with all the Muslims.
Australia has no culture, no history, just pretentions of grandeur. We are full of lebs, bogans and dumbfuck farmers/trades, who bicker with pretentious inner suburb degenerates.
Also our women are complete sluts.
I will give my spot up for a Muslim.
So basically give up on the idea of ever even owning a house, give up on anything other than living in a city or being mildly independent from one and basically not being able to do stuff like have a family because your caught up in an apartment completely?
Hello ASIO.
Yeah pretty much
>Jump the roo, you belong in a zoo.
GAS THE BRITS REPUBLIC NOW
What a faggot you are
If you don't like it here, bugger off
What's a rough IQ difference between an abo and a roo?
>500kg
What on god's green earth are you smoking.
They don't get that heavy at all.
Have you even seen a kangaroo before?!
Aussie women just can't resist that big emu cock
This isn't the board for blogposts and low effort posts.
Take this shit to
Sounds fucking wonderful, basically just being economic slave drones to overlords you don't even know or see who probably aren't even from Australia or white in the country that your people built.
Yeah I plan to cunt.
Australia is full of faggots
Remind you of someone??
It isn't easy. Need company sponsorship to get visa etc etc.