Why does drumpf eat pizza like this?

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It's part of the commercial. Go watch the actual video. They are saying that the crusts are so good, you will want to eat them first.

Dick's too big.

Oh my god why does he hate italians

Obviously this is connected to PizzaGate.

He eats the crusts first because he likes to eat the crusted assholes of little children.

Obviously.
Come back when you've expose the real agenda!

Cheese crust

italians are not white

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Sicilians are the best Negroids.

cuz its full of cheese

sauce?

mornay or walnut?

is this pizzagate

I trust you to find the truth!

Compatriot of the Commonwealth!

>All these peasant niggers that have never eaten cheese stuffed crust pizza

Since it's a fucking commercial for a cheese filled pizza crust

DRUMPFpill

>tfw i eat pizza like this and always wondered if anybody else does

okay good. but why isn't he eating the burger first. pic related. clearly abnormal behaviour.

bless that little monkey

What? I always eat the sides first.

This makes the most sense.

maybe it's just me. because i think french fries taste like shit so i throw them always away.

>I always eat the sides first.
Same. i want the hamburger's taste in my mouth to last until i drink the coke to wash it away

pretty sure he is a lizard desu.

So the fakemedia has something to talk about for the next weeks

C'mon fellas, just put some fries IN the burger and call it delicious.

Wtf i hate drumpf now.

It was part of the whole stuffed-crust fad during the nineties.

Crusts are the worst part so it's better to get it over with quickly

idk, but we need to meme this into existence

>I throw the fries away

who's abnormal now, bitch

Eating a slice of pizza like that is the text book sign of a wife beater and sociopath.

Fry container looks pretty empty for not having taken a bit of the burger. It's possible he just split them with someone though.

That said I always eat a few fries before taking a bite of the burger.

people who enjoy french fries are DEGENERATE

>not consuming equal portions of burger and fry all the way through the meal

Disgusting plebs

Because time is a loop.

... cause the jews told him to

We can't let shareblue get this picture

>not putting your fries on your burger


dropped

Right? These posts trigger me.

Also, sage.

He's playing 7D chess

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I thought this was the only way people ate.

American "Italians" aren't white indeed. Because they are Sicilians.

Native German detected.

Because only a native German could be OCD enough to have to eat a meal in a specific order systematically.

I eat a little bit of the burger, I eat some fries, I even drink a little bit in between. Weird, huh.

based piefke

I eat chips/salad/whatever first and then move on to the burger, Mohammed.

>I even drink a little bit in between.

Now that shit ain't right tho

give me a quick rundown on this lady

i also eat salad first. but french fries? in the trash it goes

Stop being not autistic.

The new Germa- I mean EU guideline requires an even higher minimum autism level for each citizen.

He likes to eat his pizza from behind

i'm polish. not a single drop of german blood is in me.

but yes. everything needs it's order

salad > burger > maybe one or two french fries > coke > cigarette

>salad > burger > maybe one or two french fries > coke > cigarette

I assure you some prussian landlord fucked your great great grandmother

All great innovators go against the norm

If you eat your burger first or at the same time with McDonald's fries you are literally retarded. Fries are on the fucking clock. The burgers flavor doesn't change too drastically between hot and cold but lose warmth in the fries and you might as well eat cardboard.

Hot fries taste like shit.

When we got a scale from 1 to 10, 1 being cold and 10 being right out of the deep frier I prefer fries at a 6.

That is the ultimate redpill

Well I meant like sub 5

Thats why you eat them at level 6.

They usually reach that level after I got home after a 7 min auto drive and have finished half my burger

>why does drumpf eat pizza like this?
it's practice for ivanka's anus

I am a filthy backwater injun so my way of eating is probably uncultured and ass backwards. I eat the fries first but only leave a handful to eat after I finish my burger.

I always eat the fries first. McD fries are disgusting when they get cold.

I EAT ASS

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Because he's anti-pizza

He truly is the savior

>being so young you don't even remember when Trump was cool

Man, I'm getting old.

But I do that all the time. I guess what they say about the saxons, angles and vikangz is true. WE

DELETE THIS

this

Funny how Nestle and Heckler&Koch apparently hire the same ad agencies

Chips get cold really quickly compared to a burger. Nobody likes cold chips.

He wanted to show us that he isn't into pizza like other people

You eat cigarettes?

this

ahh you got me. the place were my great grand parents lived back then was infact called 'prussia'

yes i also eat the coke

They are the true degenerates

>eating any of this garbage

That's the true degeneracy

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