South American salvage thread

Why are we not memeing for South Brazilian independence, Sup Forums?

Are you going to let your white brothers down?

Add Chile in the friendzone, because their economy is doing quite well, surprisingly. Great how economies work when government stays out a bit more.

Isn't the whole continent more or less a socialist hellhole?

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Also split up Brazil between Amerindian north and Black center. Split up Bolivia east and west, give Venezuela to Columbia.

>South Brazil hinted a go at independence last year ("O Sul é meu País" = The South is my Country)
>Shut down on all sides, called rayciss, bigot, fascist, you name it
>South very white, European immigration, culture, architecture (actually a great deal of germans)
>TFW you will never have Ameribros freeing your mostly white South
Feels somewhat bad, man.

You can add the parts of Paraguay populated by mennonites.

I'd support it. Most Americans don't pay attention to the rest of the American continent though. Its a mix of ignorance and also feeling scorned.

That 95 IQ score on the map used as justification for Argentina's superiority towards its neighbours reminds me of that particular YouTube comment written by a nigger in which he boasts about having an IQ that is "almost 100" as a means to counter racism.

Also, if anyone still has that image saved anywhere, you'd do me a great favour if you could upload it for me.

>>South Brazil hinted a go at independ

It's ok, eurobr-bro. We need to look for more support here in Sup Forums and spread the idea. The media can't ignore if outsiders start to talk about that.

Also in 19th century or sth Argentina was potential superpower'n'shet

Argentina was about to go to shit turn around at the last moment
Some parts of Brazil are but this post is failing to talk about the economic boom of Peru and Bolivia.

>President gets impeached last year
>Now murder rate is going through the clouds in certain places
>Still not a peep from the people who want to secede

It's not happening pal.

This is the capital of Santa Catarina state, Florianópolis.

Nah m8 you lost, and your war of secsession was a meme.

Never say never, when we wanted to get our independence we were called fascists by Soviets. Just brush it off as water off a rock.

What are the two Bolivian ethnicity called?

>Argies
>White

Santa Catarina

>80% white
>large german/italian community
>almost no crime
>small cities (biggest one has 400k hab)
>most right-wing state in Brazil
>and we have gorgeous beaches

They NEED to secede.

how old is this image

Yeah, we hear it all the time, when we make a trip to the USA, we're always asked if there are monkeys on the street, if we live in trees or mud huts, this sort of stuff. Shit, man, we are not Central Africa, we've a strong (a few years into discovery we had germans coming here, for fuck's sake) european heritage. I might not be the whitest guy, but you take a walk outside here in the South, blondes everywhere, blue and green eyes far and wide. If only you guys knew, but I still have hope. Here's to hoping Trump's MAGA extends to the South America, cause I sure am ready. Thanks for your kindness, Ameribro.

I keep hearing that Argentina is super white. So maybe the Argies can annex South Brazil lad.

Will never work.

Rio Grande do Sul is the gay capital of Brazil.

Brazil/Argentina?

That will never happen.

Without São Paulo nothing would work because nobody outside São Paulo can work more than 8 hours a day.

Our current constitution literally says that any real talk of secession is a federal crime and can lead to military conflict.

We have to change the constitution first, then we can start talking about secession.


But yeah, even metropolitan areas in the south are getting increasingly non-white and obviously more dangerous.

I'm planning on moving further into rural areas, probably a small town in SC.
Don't listen to shills, florianópolis is a shithole.

Though I agree, it can be tricky to spread the idea without unleashing mass hysteria, like we've seen before. Maybe we meme it into the normie's culture or something like that. Like "Now that Trump is president, a strong South can not only negotiate in a fairer way with the USA, but also aid the North in any shortcomings.". Might work with some polishing and support. May KEK bless our futures, EuroBR-bro.

don't you have enough white trash alredy?

No, right now just Venezuela

as someone from the South, I say that the only thing the separatist movement lacks is an effective form of propaganda. With all the taxes, corruption and mismanagement from Brasilia, the three Southern states have a deep desire for change, which could come with independence. Also, recent polls indicated that 95% of the people wants independence.

but
>including Rio de Janeiro

please no

I was born in RJ, but have lived most of my life in SP. I'm aware of the Sul É O Meu País, but have never really seen any of the actual criticisms to it.

Can you guys elaborate on some of the stuff people have against it? Because if you guys manage to hitch your hike, chances are that so will São Paulo and that would be awesome.

We are still going to shit, now even faster than before.

Thanks, Lithu-bro. Gives me some comfort.

How does the economy of the south works? What are your biggest industries, exports, imports? Can you share any light about that user?

what are you talking about? argentina is super socialist. We need to kill all that tash before we get like venezuela

Their military is a joke compared to ours.

They automatically assume separatism means racism because the south was historically xenophobic.
Also they say we are arrogant and full of ourselves, but honestly it's just mutt syndrome, because the south has the only non-bastardized, mongrelized communities in Brazil, so they obviously feel threatened.

They're right about the race part though, for me at least it's a very big deal.

zurdito spoted

>Eternal Anglo sowing dissent and war everywhere
>financing yet another brutal Latin conflict
When will you people ever stop?
When is the rest of the world going to unite agains the perfidious Albion and its minions?

lulz

Didn't know, I just can't see Argentina working as a Socialist country because most of the argies that I know hate the left.
Tell me more, what has Macri done? Is he any better than the K?

From São Paulo with love:

Dear South:

For every fag, please sent 4 bitches.

Thanks.

Everybody else.

Isn't the South less white than São Paulo

Anyway if shit gets fucked I might go move to the Brazil-Uruguay border so I can just hop from one side of the border to the other and avoid having to get a visa or formal job or whatever

Only problem is I'd have to learn [spoiler]Spanish[/spoiler]

Fuck off.

You should call in the Confederhuecy

>London
>Not a caliphate

>arrogant and full of ourselves

I hear this shit all the time whenever I defend a secessionist movement for São Paulo. It is quite literally the only "argument" they have. It really fucking sucks to carry the rest of the country on our backs, especially the living trash in the north-east.

>still believes in K vs M
Both are shit, think for yourself nigger.

>propaganda
You are in right place
What if we made memes and you would translate them

You've ever been to Paraguay? I went to Ciudad del Este and the people where 1.60m fat and ugly guaranies. The city was filthy, fish being sold in stands in the middle of the street, drug dealers in every corner, they even had a monkey in a cage. And they eat their asado fried on chorizo grease.

Need this Answered please.
The ethnicities of eastern and western Bolivia

They are all shitskins to me.

>Thinks (((Macri))) is a good guy
oyy lmao

São Paulo's racial homogeny is pretty fucked up, lots of brown shitskins who've migrated from the north fucking everything up and building favelas, but there's still a considerable white population. Regardless, it's the state that gets shit done and carries the overall economy.

Londinistan needs to be Glassed

Esses gaúchos são uma piada mesmo, pedindo ajuda de pepes pra propagar um mene tosco.

The South economy is very diverse. The Farming sector is very strong, as the lands of Northern Parana are among the most fertile in the world (i live there). The industry is quite diverse and powerful, albeit somewhat dependent on São Paulo. Actually, what makes this region great is the amount of human development here, with iliteracy rates close to zero and great concentration of liberal professionals such as engineers.

FUCK OFF WE ARE FULL

seriously,40 millions is alot for the small land we have,dont come here,dont read about us,dont support messi or the pope

leave us alone we hate you all

haha yah np we had massa or scioli, or more peronist trash, PERONCHOS DE MIERDA
Macri is the best chance we had to get aout from this shit hole
CFK worked for you fag?

Why not just google it mestizo and native

There is.
I follow this guy from New York on Youtube on his channel "amingo gringo" and he posted that we will have a referendum to get out of Hueland in september. Not even I knew that.

This would never be allowed.

My state is paying throught taxes more than can keep for almost 2 decades now.

We are the ones that work to sustain the rest of the country. If we could keep the money we make in the state instead of sending to up north, this shit would be a first world place in no time.

indeed

As fucking if the Chinese average IQ is 105+. Have you ever met a chunk? Most of themaredumb as dogshit.

Truth.

We can make airplanes and shit.

In south they can milk a cow.

and again, I have to address the issue.

South keeps sending their fags up here and keeping their daughters in their basement.

People from south can't work 8 hours a day.

They are slow as fuck.

Maybe it's less white than the south, but I note that the crime rates are far lower than the mid-to-large sized cities in the south.

t. knower of these things because was thinking of moving to Brazil to make boutique shoes

You see, it is technically illegal to any state secede in any way, since our Constitution forbids it, allowing use of military lethal force, if necessary. So that's a dandy start.
Since PC culture, cultural Marxism and the Left's reign were rampant up until last year, any talk of the productivity and benefits of secession were met with brutal opposition, muh-fee-fees cries and general scorn. Social media largely portrayed the movement as fascist and whatnot, and its supporters as uneducated imbeciles and racists.
Nowadays, it is a social stigma to support it, or even suggest it in a debate. Some of the sensible points of the opposition were that the agriculture in the South would not be enough for us, and that it would hamper some forms of transport. But mostly, they screamed rayciss, and the "intellectual left" and mainstream celebrities were vocally against it, so...
In short, think of Trump's campaign: A great idea that will make a country great again, hated by the Liberal media and their mindless cattle. I feel you, bro, and wish SP would join us in the grand revival of the South.

More white in the south I mean*

Here:

Mercedes-Benz.

Rolls-Royce.

GM.

Ford.

(...)

Factories and management.

South:

Cows.

Free and ubiquitous contraceptives + death penalty or castration for criminals or delinquent/abusive parents = plummeting subhuman birth rate

Quite diverse but dependant on Sao Paulo. Th farming sector is extremely powerful, the industry is quite developed and some of the best professionals of the country reside here. If one goes to bahia or some shit they become insta-rich.
The main exports are soy, since the industry is focused in providing for the brazilian market.

that would work wonders, but we'd need to recruit many South-Brazilian shitposters to spam Facebook and Twitter with them

t. biggest gay pride parade in Brazil

How do you feel about white Canadians immigrating? Serious question.

We have to use their own desire to secede to our advantage. Fuel their separatism even if it's going to bite them in the ass eventually, because that will help São Paulo on becoming independent and basically ruling over the remaining territories with an iron fist since the entire economy is under our thumb.

Never forget 1932.

That's because of Corinthians F.C.

Theoretically, how powerful would a union of Argentina, Uruguay, and South Brazil be in terms of economy and military?

Don't bother moving here dude, it's far too hot and the people are retarded. The place with the lowest criminal rate here would probably be still higher than the mortality rate of WW2 Britain.

Lee Kuan Yew said not long before he died that nobody knows what the untapped "human capital" in China is like, and there's no reason to assume that it's anything like the native seaboard population or the rural heartlanders who work up the motivation to move to the port cities.

Whatever you think of their genetic abilities, chances are that people who shit in a field haven't been heavily enculturated in Confucian values of education and self-discipline.

Why not. I hate Brazil so

>Macri is the best chance we had to get aout from this shit hole
On the contrary you bleached nigger. Thanks to (((Macri))) and his shit presidency kirchnerism has been vindicated in the eyes of the public opinion. (((He))) has condemned us to an eternity of kirchnerism because when they return in 2019 they will do so as meshias and they will be able to blame all their fuckups on menemism 2.0.

All you had to do was bear with kirchnerism for 4 more years and they would have fallen by themselves because their politics were unsustainable. Now they can blame everithing on macri

People like you with no long term view have condemned us to follow the same path as venezuela. When chavez returned no one was able to remove him from power. Look venezuela now. Thanks shithead.

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Nigga I'm Australian

>Paraná: violent shithole full of shitskins
>Rio Grande do Sul: socialist shithole full of faggots

Santa Catarina needs a wall from the rest of you subhumans. Fuck off with your region meme.

São Paulo has a higher chance of seceding than the South, if someone needs to step it up it's you guys.
Once São Paulo does it, it becomes a dominoe effect because the other states that contribute more than they leech will jump ship

We have enough cucks already

i believe you are confusing the South with Rio de Janeiro.

First one we have, but we lack the full-scale education on its correct use (learned this truth in Med school, saw it every day at work)

Hoping for the second, and its rightful consequences.

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Good thing I'm Chinese otherwise I might be offended.

I watched an anime once about nazi vampires invading london and genociding almost all it's population. We can only hope

>Implying gooknadians aren't also cucks

What a bullshit argument: "we haven't tested every single Chinese person so who knows what their potential is"
I have no doubt that the Chinese government smudged those numbers so that only the ruling elite got tested. How else can you explain that instead of churning out great artworks, science works or engineering marvels they sit in a factory for 10 hours a day and make iPods?

>argy bargy
>"I watched an anime"
quelle surprise

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No way dude, São Paulo has no chance of achieving independence by any regular means: we have too many economic ties to the rest of the country, would be the same market turmoil of Brexit except like freebasing crack.

Plus, we already tried that with an armed revolution and got crushed by the army. Fuck this shit.

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I guess anime is haram, right ahmed?

Jeez, why are black people so rude?

Why?

For every car we make we can buy one month of their cheese!

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You better lube up your cute little ass because Im going to live in Floripa really soon.

Campeche, here I come.