Brit/pol/ - tfw no YKTD Edition

>Did Tom Watson do a dab dance move in the Commons? Footage shows Labour deputy leader nodding suspiciously at PMQs
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4249362/Did-Tom-Watson-dab-dance-Commons.html

>Brexit talks could get 'gory, bitter and twisted', former ambassador warns
theguardian.com/politics/2017/feb/22/brexit-talks-could-get-gory-bitter-and-twisted-sir-ivan-rogers

>Lamont: Remainers' 'duty' not to undermine Brexit talks
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39038115

>UK economy picks up in late 2016 but signs of Brexit hit appear
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-economy-idUKKBN1610WI

>France's Macron meets PM May in London, vows to stand up for EU
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-france-election-macron-idUKKBN1601HF

>Retreat on rate rises as Philip Hammond considers extra funding for independent shops and small companies
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/02/21/retreat-rate-rises-philip-hammond-considers-extra-funding-independent/

Hansard Committee Reports
>The process for exiting the European Union and the Government's negotiating objectives
publications.parliament.uk/pa/cm201617/cmselect/cmexeu/815/81502.htm

>Brexit: the options for trade
publications.parliament.uk/pa/ld201617/ldselect/ldeucom/72/7202.htm

>Brexit: future UK–EU security and police cooperation
publications.parliament.uk/pa/ld201617/ldselect/ldeucom/77/7702.htm

>Brexit: UK-Irish relations
publications.parliament.uk/pa/ld201617/ldselect/ldeucom/76/7602.htm

>European Scrutiny Committee - Wednesday 1 February 2017
Subject: EU-UK relations in preparation for Brexit
Witnesses: Sir Ivan Rogers KCMG, former Permanent Representative of the UK to the European Union
parliamentlive.tv/Event/Index/0d6145fa-5329-426d-8300-8eda8f215184

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youtube.com/watch?v=_y3ZRzm_zQY
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/02/23/eu-migrants-fuel-near-record-levels-migration-official-figures/
youtube.com/watch?v=KDNI0EhsU_A
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

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Why are germans always fucking shilling for united europe crap?

>Tfw no YKTD

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Brit/pol/ is far and away the worst thread on this board

Who the fuck is YKTD

I've been browsing this board for a while but I've only started watching these threads recently.

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>UK not about to 'shut the door' on low-skilled EU migrants, says David Davis
>theguardian.com/politics/2017/feb/22/uk-not-about-to-shut-the-door-on-low-skilled-eu-migrants-says-david-davis

After all this rigmarole we're going to end up with an almost identical situation pre-Brexit except it will cost us more, give us less control, deny us freedom of movement elsewhere, turn the country into a low tax oligopoly, take away consumer/worker/human rights, destroy the only two things the UK could argue it was number 1 in Europe for - financial services and scientific research, and have allowed fascism to breed like wildfire.

When they discover that everything they voted for was a lie, when the 'alternative elites' they trusted have thoroughly betrayed them, when things get worse for the 'it couldn't possibly get any worse' crowd... To whom will they turn? They'll never look at themselves or the people they supported and think 'oh, we were idiots and fell for obvious lies by rich, morally bankrupt politicians.' They lack that ability. It'll be the EU's fault, it'll be the immigrants' fault for making it impossible to keep the economy going, it'll be the fault of the people who don't want to pop out kid after kid to increase the population.

>Have you ever won a REAL by-election?
>Errr... no

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Germany has always been the land power in Europe since the Holy Roman Europe, Britain is a sea power. Sadly our boats didn't have big enough guns to hit Hitler 200 miles inland.

A closeted homosexual paki who lied about having a girlfriend.

Every Other Word Is Bold What The Fuck

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Post your Lib Dem membership card.

>To whom will they turn?
BNP

Bit windy innit lads

Fake quote.

>CONFIRMED LINK BETWEEN ANIME AND NONCING

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>t. homo that used to suck YKTDs cock

Embarrassed for you desu.

10/10 would bang

Fishing trip?

Death to traitors!

What's the news in SA?

T. Ex Saffer.

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What kind of fresh hell is this?

Nigs are nogging, but the weather is quite comfy at least.

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Nonces OUT desu

youtube.com/watch?v=_y3ZRzm_zQY

How do you like your oats?

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Mummy May reduces net migration by 50,000 less than a year as PM.

Not a single thank you from YKTD.

Really makes me think.

alright lads, is there any more awesome shows like this one?

Fuck I could do with some of that good weather.

Did Zuma manage to beat parliament into submission?

How is this even a question?!

That has got to be down to EU people staying away after June, right?

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Ascended One.

I don't get the Moat influx though.

>T. Ex Saffer.
Which part of the country are you from originally?

Chippy lunch at work today lads
>chip butty
>large sausage
>curry sauce

>>large sausage
I bet you love big one

post your face when paul nuttall wins stoke on trent

>More migrants came to Britain from the European Union than from all other countries combined for the first time in the wake of the Brexit vote, official figures have disclosed.

>While overall net migration of EU migrants fell slightly to 165,000 in the year to September, net migration of non-EU migrants fell by more than 28,000 to 164,000 after a significant decline in the number of foreign students.

>The number of migrants from Romania and Bulgaria rose by 19,000 to 74,000 in the year to September 2016, the first official data since the referendum.

telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/02/23/eu-migrants-fuel-near-record-levels-migration-official-figures/

Did they execute him yet?

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LADS

is SS-GB any good?

>net migration of non-EU migrants fell by more than 28,000 after a significant decline in the number of foreign students.
Ayy

>Tfw Stoke elect someone with an IQ of about 2

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watched the first episode and it seems ok

He's too busy being an animenonce

youtube.com/watch?v=KDNI0EhsU_A

Parliament was a shit show just like every other year. Bercow might come under fire in the UK, but there's no way he could be any worse than Mbete.

I could do with being in the UK tbqh. Willing to sacrifice the weather for seeing more white faces

Just a bit west of Durban.
I miss the Berg and beaches man.

We've been through this before, lad.

She couldn't do whatever she wanted as Home Secretary when cuck Cameron was PM (e.g. she wasn't allowed to put illegal immigrants at the back of the queue for school places when she wanted to)

Judge her record when she actually has the ability to reduce immigration, not when when she didn't.

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Delusional.

feels like right wing accounts are quietly being purged from twitter

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So lads, what's your opinion on the straight civil partnerships thing?

Think you are, m8.

You thought mummy May wouldn't deliver a genuine Brexit yet that is clearly the direction we are heading in and you refuse to give her credit when she actually reduces net migration as PM. Sad!

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How do you feel about the tube? do you get claustrophobic riding on it?

>May posters

Still cucked.

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I don't see why they shouldn't be allowed. Poofs are allowed to get married (and that's not changing anytime soon) so it's discriminatory to not allow straight normal people to get civil partnerships.

>Willing to sacrifice the weather for seeing more white faces
You would find there is a very different strata to Whites here that we just don't have in SA, particularly in the cities and larger towns.
Countryside is beauts though with lovely people.

The deeper the comfier.

I've only used it a couple of times
It's full of weirdos and ethnics and it smells funny, but it's nowhere near as bad as the Paris metro

The court's decision was basically "the government may abolish them soon so we're giving them some time" seems really fucking bizzare.

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No

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*blocks your path*

*Puts in prison cell*

the (((bbc)))

>be Barbara Fielding
>be in jail for enciting racial hatred
>the night of the Stoke by-election
>all candidates apart from me are in the polling centre awaiting the by-election results
>Storm Doris is still going
>a lorry loses control and crashes into the building
>mfw all the other candidates were killed and I am now the MP for Stoke
>mfw Storm Doris was God's plan to save England

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[incarceration intensifies]

>it's an user can't make an argument so has to insult ad hom' episode

If they really do bin civil partnerships for all then fair enough, but I highly doubt they will
Shite desu, terrible air quality and nobody likes being sardined in with infinite brown people. Nothing compared to the sheer comfiness of the outer Tokyo trains on a quiet, sunny summer morning.

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Did you see me on TV lads?

>It's an user takes half an hour to reply episode

But seriously. Post it.