/ptg/ President Trump General - Very Fake News Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
greatagain.gov/
donaldjtrump.com/
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

APPEARANCES
>VP Pence buries some jews 2/22/17
youtu.be/w8YoEeKNhuc
>VP Pence @ Caterpillar 2/22/17
youtu.be/ELNITW_iTzo
youtu.be/5_YX_uot9Ng
>Pres Trump discusses budget 2/22/17
youtu.be/iN5jR4fMCrU
>EPA Pruitt speech 2/21/17
youtu.be/tM1kg6-2ruQ
>Pres Trump @ Black History Museum 2/21/17
youtu.be/69XborXYkao
>Gen McMaster picked for NSA 2/20/17
youtu.be/KxfRDfv9tM8
>VP Pence @Nato 2/20/17
youtu.be/Vok-u0kLopM
>Pres Trump Rally Melbourne FL 2/18/17
youtu.be/TkSajyh2_40
>VP Pence @ Munich Conf 2/18/17
youtu.be/dC4yEfEkNbg
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ
CONFIRMATION HEARINGS
pastebin.com/7JXPkkw3

FUN STUFF
>Marty McFly lands on our timeline
youtu.be/g5xs4vMx-fM
>Alex Jones gets high with Joe Rogan, redpilling ensues
youtu.be/UZPCp8SPfOM
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtube.com/watch?v=kpN2mA2blVk
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtube.com/watch?v=xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/jNmTBESoJ1A
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>We Are The Silent Majority
youtu.be/3lrrPG5iPAk
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

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AWOO NO MORE CALIFORNIA

Post yfw CNN gets BTFO

youtube.com/watch?v=KcPZlEuiZ0E
youtube.com/watch?v=KcPZlEuiZ0E
youtube.com/watch?v=KcPZlEuiZ0E

AWOO~

EHWOO, EH~~

A wild sheboon has appeared at CPAC

ill believe it when I see it

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is Erin Burnett still on CNN?
I used to really like her

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>Awoos are a collective being from unfathomable lovecraftian realms
>Extremely violent, undying, unyielding, omnipresent, fiercely loyal
>Their cute appearance is just to mask their true nature
>They are Kekian Valkyries to further the agenda of chaos
>Everytime you see an Awoo, you slip further into madness.
>Sup Forums has no idea what they have unleashed upon the world

Do not call up that which you cannot put down.
There is no going back...

"The Awoos were, the Awoos are, and the Awoos shall be. Not in the spaces we know, but between them. They walk serene and primal, undimensioned and to us unseen.
Through all this horror the Awoo stalked unperturbed. Once I saw her monstrously perched atop a mountain of bones, and wondered at the secrets that might lie behind her red eyes."

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>Dan Schneider
>alt-right ain't right at all
w-what?

awoo
death to fake news!

post 4th dimensional AWOOs

Yeah she's on in the evening, right before Anderson "Robot Fag" Cooper

(((Schneider)))

under8d

>Dan "Younger the berry, sweeter the juice" Schneider
>not left-wing

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*cries internally intensifies*

I'd secure a futue for white children with her if you know what I mean

have you sorted yourself out and saved your Father, user?

bummer all my newsfus are fake news machines

i don't think she's a political activist breh

Gas all the leftists and annex Canada already

day of rake will be court ordered I see

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Minnesota is rightful swedish clay

Why don't you give it to us?

We built that state, it should belong to us

Every day, the day of the rake is getting closer

It belongs to the Somalis now

Pretty much everyone at CNN is ugly

Aside from Pamela Brown

AWOO~

fix your shit first

Checked
No shame there friendo. I'm just as guilty

STOP THIS AT ONCE YOU PIECE OF BIO GARBAGE

so it truly is the swede clay

n...no more

>canadian courts

What a mess

White's can't be the victims of hate crimes anymore. Even Twitter doesn't recognize it.

Quick rundown on where the underwater California meme came from?

user spotted

Oh hey look, its 1 inane post by this ID Swede. Keep em coming Erik, really enjoy the content.

>that thing on F&F about taking away that high five day with the cops

I don't understand. Is it NOT common to have a uniformed police officer at the school during school hours? I moved around a bunch and went to six different schools from k-12 and each one had one. They weren't even bad neighborhoods either. Just small 95%+ white towns (20k people was the biggest one, 1500 was the smallest)

>Dan "hold her tighter, she's a fighter" Schneider

saved

another fan of Canadian ethics, i see!

Something something dam broke something something floods something something Bogdanoff.

>Gary Johnson

Publix is shit, desu famalam.

We've been praying for California to break off from the continent and sink beneath the waves for decades.

I think it's a German name

Poppy Harlow is decent
Otherwise most of them are meh tier

TRUDEAU BTFO DXRUMPT WITH A HANDSHAKE LMAOOOOOOOOOO

thanks

It's not uncommon at all but leftcucks fonna leftcuck. It was in MA if I recall, the leftwingers here are among the worst but we're not talked about as much as Cali and NY.

Desu I kinda wanna fuck the stuid "who is this fourchan" one.

lots of big cities can't afford dedicated school officers, so one will go to a different school each day

reminder that illegal aliens have ZERO rights and protections under the US constitution and US law,

seriously, they aren't even considered people.

We need to take advantage of this.

does America have the equivalent of a state broadcaster?

Reminder that California was a solid red state before Reagan.

what is with that chin lmao

There are plenty of other fourth and fifth-generation burgers here whose ancestors came from other Nord countries, Sven...not just Sweden

Many of them live in the rural areas outside of the Twin Cities, a nightmare of racemixing and Somali dindu invasion

Can be both.

Meh, she looks like she has FAS and also has a nigger kid.

FUCK YOU FAGGOT HE'S GOT A MANLY CHIN

Yeah this was in Rural NY too. Up in the Finger Lakes.

Nice try CNN

>and also has a nigger kid
I see. Wel nevermind then.

PBS for TV and NPR for radio. The Trump administration is cutting funding for both.

Remember guys

PBS and NPR

CSPAN, but they do a lot of primary source stuff.

i hate trudeau, but am kinda happy he didnt roll over with trump

sad fact is trudeau practiced that handshake for weeks before going to the white house

>Mall water park

How did the leafs manage to out-America America?

NPR and PBS, kinda. PBS doesn't do news though, and they're getting privatized.

stronk jaw

yes
twitter.com/realDonaldTrump

'course he would. 'hoyp doyp it's in the ether.' nah. it plagues this n*gga's thoughts & dreams. he's seen too damn much of it and now it haunts his psyche. sad state of affairs, really.

checked and witnessed
thank you for your wisdom

Everything on TV is owned by (((the establishment)))

pbs does do news

>Tamara Crowchief may have yelled "I hate white people" as she carried out a violent assualt on a white person, but that doesn't mean her attack was racially motivated, a Canadian judge ruled
Really made me think.

Brooke Baldwin

9/11 would drop two loads

We have those too m8.
That is really some sad shit
>practice a handshake for weeks
>finally do the handshake
>D-DRUMPF STUMPED

makes me think I could be a judge in leafistan, and I know nothing of their laws

wem.ca/
west edmonton mall is Canada-famous
it has more submarines than the entire Canadian navy
*shame intensifies*

WRONG

/ourguy/ spotted

WHAT ARE WE WATCHING?

uhhh...guys?

Now I know why those nogs in Chicago plead not guilty, they forgot where they were.

youtube.com/watch?v=KcPZlEuiZ0E
get in here nigger

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fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggggggggggggg

15 000 times!!

Well we did try to by those old Royal Navy subs a decade ago, you know, the ones that broke down while being delivered to us? I can see why the British were so willing to sell them..